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[[File:Matandozetas.jpg|thumb|Are we tough yet?]] | [[File:Matandozetas.jpg|thumb|Are we tough yet?]] | ||
[[File:Narcovideo.png|thumb|In those videos, "Sicarios" love to wear masks, as they are [[internet tough guys]] and want to look fierce and menacing]] | [[File:Narcovideo.png|thumb|In those videos, "Sicarios" love to wear masks, as they are [[internet tough guys]] and want to look [[Gay|fierce]] and menacing]] | ||
A '''narcovideo''' is | A '''narcovideo''' is when a [[Mexico|Mexican]] drug cartel wants the internet to know how fucking [[internet tough guy|tough]] they are. Now that the cartels are fighting over who will provide the USA with lots of shit-quality drugs, they end up posted on [[YouTube]] and other [[shitty|fine]] videosharing websites. | ||
They usually contain a "confession" from one 'sicario' (thug) kneeling in front of a bunch of rival 'sicarios'. At the end of some videos, the captors proceed to kill the victim, or skip to scenes showing the victim dead. Many narcovideos have "narcocorridos," shitty songs specifically written to glorify their own egos. It is interesting that a lot of the musicians of those songs end up dead... The captors always wear masks, since they fear being [[partyvan]]ned by the police, and/or [[b&]]nned from life by their rivals. Also the masks make them say "dudes, we are sooo tough!". | |||
==Narcovideos== | ==Narcovideos== | ||
<center>{{fv|narcovideos|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; | <center>{{fv|narcovideos|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; | ||
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Marihuanin: "Those are not federal cops, they belong to "El Cartel del Golfo""<br> | Marihuanin: "Those are not federal cops, they belong to "El Cartel del Golfo""<br> | ||
1CHUCKZ4: "go to mundonar.com, you'll see those fools up dere aint cops" | 1CHUCKZ4: "go to mundonar.com, you'll see those fools up dere aint cops" | ||
|<br /><youtube>lZtO0IZTFD4</youtube><br>Brought to you by the letter "Z" | |<br /><youtube>lZtO0IZTFD4</youtube><br>Brought to you by the letter "Z". | ||
|<br /><youtube>cDAnp94u0yE</youtube><br>Visit Acapulco, and make friends with the drug cartel people | |<br /><youtube>cDAnp94u0yE</youtube><br>Visit Acapulco, and make friends with the drug cartel people. | ||
|<br /><youtube>K0KGUTdPxIE</youtube><br>More kidnapped drug cartel people, more soldier-esque kidnappers | |<br /><youtube>K0KGUTdPxIE</youtube><br>More kidnapped drug cartel people, more soldier-esque kidnappers | ||
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==Moar narcovideos== | ==Moar narcovideos== | ||
<center>{{fv|narcovideos2|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; | <center>{{fv|narcovideos2|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; | ||
| | |<youtube>Z74bIn8NeZQ</youtube><br>David Rivera Alvarez | ||
|<br/><youtube>XYPPoawxhnM</youtube><br>Matazetas | |<br/><youtube>XYPPoawxhnM</youtube><br>Matazetas | ||
|<br/><youtube>MLzbmzQsiKU</youtube><br>Moar matazetas | |<br/><youtube>MLzbmzQsiKU</youtube><br>Moar matazetas | ||
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|<br/><youtube>tObj6lV1XXs</youtube><br>Narcos of El Chapo kidnapped with Miguel Acosta who, hours before, were harassing people on the streets with impunity - But Vicente Carrillo's people had them all killed | |<br/><youtube>tObj6lV1XXs</youtube><br>Narcos of El Chapo kidnapped with Miguel Acosta who, hours before, were harassing people on the streets with impunity - But Vicente Carrillo's people had them all killed | ||
|<br/><youtube>6YTSgYr2mRQ</youtube><br>Trailer to "El Corrido del Katch" - A movie starring drug cartel people! | |<br/><youtube>6YTSgYr2mRQ</youtube><br>Trailer to "El Corrido del Katch" - A movie starring drug cartel people! | ||
|<br/><youtube> | |<br/><youtube>JBWgcoWdyp0</youtube><br>A parody of the trailer | ||
}} | }} | ||
</center> | </center> | ||
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*[[Mujahideen Video]] | *[[Mujahideen Video]] | ||
*[[Owned]] | *[[Owned]] | ||
*[[MS-13]] | |||
==External links== | ==External links== | ||
* [http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=210_1287881874 The Sanjuana Gabriela Enríquez Galván video] - [[Liveleak]], with English!!! | * [http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=210_1287881874 The Sanjuana Gabriela Enríquez Galván video] - [[Liveleak]], with English!!! | ||
* [http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMjE2MzIwNjY4.html The Sanjuana Enríquez video] - | * [http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMjE2MzIwNjY4.html The Sanjuana Enríquez video] - Youku | ||
* [http://www.borderlandbeat.com/2010/10/confession-of-alleged-extortionist-of.html Fun stories about what happened to Enríquez] | * [http://www.borderlandbeat.com/2010/10/confession-of-alleged-extortionist-of.html Fun stories about what happened to Enríquez] | ||
* [http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=14f_1279854373 Manuel Mendez Leyva video] - Liveleak - He loses his head... | * [http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=14f_1279854373 Manuel Mendez Leyva video] - Liveleak - He loses his head... | ||
** [http://www.otrbasketball.com/forums/topic/22012-execution-of-manuel-mendez-leyva/ English of the video] | ** [http://www.otrbasketball.com/forums/topic/22012-execution-of-manuel-mendez-leyva/ English of the video] | ||
* [http://www.metatube.com/en/videos/40130/Declaraciones-de-un-miembro-Cartel-de-Sinaloa/ Video of Miguel Ángel Acosta Peralta] - | * [http://www.metatube.com/en/videos/40130/Declaraciones-de-un-miembro-Cartel-de-Sinaloa/ Video of Miguel Ángel Acosta Peralta] - Metatube - If you watch to the end, you see a drug cartel guy whack him with a baseball bat | ||
** [http://fulanofiles.blogspot.com/2010/09/another-narco-video.html This reveals that, after the video, Acosta had fun hangin' out at the bridge] | ** [http://fulanofiles.blogspot.com/2010/09/another-narco-video.html This reveals that, after the video, Acosta had fun hangin' out at the bridge] | ||
* [http://www.borderlandbeat.com/2010/09/sinaloa-captive-video-reveals.html Another copy of the Acosta video] | * [http://www.borderlandbeat.com/2010/09/sinaloa-captive-video-reveals.html Another copy of the Acosta video] | ||
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* [http://www.tu.tv/videos/matando-zetas_2 The original "Matando Zetas" video - Great for all ages!] | * [http://www.tu.tv/videos/matando-zetas_2 The original "Matando Zetas" video - Great for all ages!] | ||
{{YoutubeSeries}} | {{YoutubeSeries}} | ||
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[[Category: Drama-generating techniques]] | [[Category: Drama-generating techniques]] | ||
[[Category:People]] | [[Category:People]] | ||
[[Category:IRL Shit]] | [[Category:IRL Shit]] | ||
Latest revision as of 16:49, 26 January 2019
A narcovideo is when a Mexican drug cartel wants the internet to know how fucking tough they are. Now that the cartels are fighting over who will provide the USA with lots of shit-quality drugs, they end up posted on YouTube and other fine videosharing websites.
They usually contain a "confession" from one 'sicario' (thug) kneeling in front of a bunch of rival 'sicarios'. At the end of some videos, the captors proceed to kill the victim, or skip to scenes showing the victim dead. Many narcovideos have "narcocorridos," shitty songs specifically written to glorify their own egos. It is interesting that a lot of the musicians of those songs end up dead... The captors always wear masks, since they fear being partyvanned by the police, and/or b&nned from life by their rivals. Also the masks make them say "dudes, we are sooo tough!".
Narcovideos
What happens when you extort businesses in Ciudad Juárez on behalf of a drug cartel
Previous Video | Next Video
Moar narcovideos
David Rivera Alvarez
Previous Video | Next Video
News videos
A Mexican news segment about the picture you see at the top
Previous Video | Next Video
Even moar videos
A music video showing kidnapped drug cartel members - The guy who wrote the "narcocorrido" got shot for writing it
Previous Video | Next Video
See also
External links
- The Sanjuana Gabriela Enríquez Galván video - Liveleak, with English!!!
- The Sanjuana Enríquez video - Youku
- Fun stories about what happened to Enríquez
- Manuel Mendez Leyva video - Liveleak - He loses his head...
- Video of Miguel Ángel Acosta Peralta - Metatube - If you watch to the end, you see a drug cartel guy whack him with a baseball bat
- Another copy of the Acosta video
- A "Zeta" in his underwear is slapped around, and gets his head twisted off
- The original "Matando Zetas" video - Great for all ages!
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