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Immortal is a [[black metal]] band from [[Norway]], notable for the fact that they realize that they are not [[serious business]] and have thus used their popularity for the purpose of generating [[music]] and [[lulz]]. This is obvious in their photos and music videos which usually feature poses and actions so [[retard]]ed, only a fucking idiot could possibly take them seriously. Of course, being a Norwegian black metal band, they naturally sing about [[ | '''Immortal''' is a [[black metal]] band from [[Norway]], notable for the fact that they realize that they are not [[serious business]] and have thus used their popularity for the purpose of generating [[music]] and [[lulz]]. This is obvious in their photos and music videos which usually feature poses and actions so [[retard]]ed, only a fucking idiot could possibly take them seriously. Of course, being a Norwegian black metal band, they naturally sing about [[goth|winter, grimness, darkness and death]]. | ||
== Members == | == Members == | ||
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==Music Video== | ==Music Video== | ||
[[Image:Immortal.gif| | [[Image:Immortal.gif|frame|Call of the Wintermoon, being kvlt with a wizard hat]] | ||
Their music video, Call of the Wintermoon, was uploaded to [[YouTube]] where it has garnered [[over 9000]] views and comments. It features the band performing various metal acts of grimness such as prancing through a green forest in broad daylight while wearing full black metal corpse paint, and spikes, and growling at the trees. However, Abbath decided that this was not lulzy enough and decided to force a man who was named Kolgrim (He's Kold AND Grim!) to wear a [[Bloodninja|wizard hat]] in order to exponentially increase the gayness level to [[divide by zero|infinity]]. | Their music video, Call of the Wintermoon, was uploaded to [[YouTube]] where it has garnered [[over 9000]] views and comments. It features the band performing various metal acts of grimness such as prancing through a green forest in broad daylight while wearing full black metal corpse paint, and spikes, and growling at the trees. However, Abbath decided that this was not lulzy enough and decided to force a man who was named Kolgrim (He's Kold AND Grim!) to wear a [[Bloodninja|wizard hat]] in order to exponentially increase the gayness level to [[divide by zero|infinity]]. | ||
Typical Immortal Videos | === Typical Immortal Videos === | ||
<center>{{fv|youtubevids|background-color: #D7D7E0;|font-weight: bold;|<youtube>-VBdAY8eA9w</youtube>| | <center>{{fv|youtubevids|background-color: #D7D7E0;|font-weight: bold;|<youtube>-VBdAY8eA9w</youtube>| | ||
<youtube>ehnRt3LaLUc</youtube>|<youtube> | <youtube>ehnRt3LaLUc</youtube>|<youtube>0bQM5G5y7ik</youtube>}} | ||
</center> | </center> | ||
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Image:Immortalallyourbase.jpg|Immortal revitalization of an [[All your base are belong to us|old meme]] | Image:Immortalallyourbase.jpg|Immortal revitalization of an [[All your base are belong to us|old meme]] | ||
Image:Immortaltoilet.jpg|WHO?! | Image:Immortaltoilet.jpg|WHO?! | ||
Image: | Image:Th kvlt.gif | ||
Image:Immortalfalloutboy.jpg|Not to be mixed with Fall Out Boy | Image:Immortalfalloutboy.jpg|Not to be mixed with Fall Out Boy | ||
</gallery>|<gallery> | </gallery>|<gallery> | ||
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Image:Immortalkombat.jpg|[[Mortal Kombat|IMMORTAL KOMBAT!!11]] | Image:Immortalkombat.jpg|[[Mortal Kombat|IMMORTAL KOMBAT!!11]] | ||
Image:Immortalmary.jpg|[[Jesus|Divine]] | Image:Immortalmary.jpg|[[Jesus|Divine]] | ||
Image:Immortaljpg.JPG|Another kvlt band picture of Immortal. | |||
Image:37nl.jpg|To be trve kvlt you must be good with [[children]]... | |||
Image:61bo.jpg|...and [[old people]] too | |||
Image:Kvlt2.jpg|How Abbath intends to fight [[global warming]] | |||
Image:1gpz6g.jpg|[[Ebonics|I be kvlt in da hood, 4 reel]] | Image:1gpz6g.jpg|[[Ebonics|I be kvlt in da hood, 4 reel]] | ||
Image:Colonel corpsepaint.gif|[[KFC]] gone kvlt as well | Image:Colonel corpsepaint.gif|[[KFC]] gone kvlt as well | ||
Image: | Image:Immortallion.jpg|[[Lion|A LION!]] | ||
Image:Nwa.jpg | Image:Nwa.jpg | ||
Image:Black-metal-v-day.jpg | Image:Black-metal-v-day.jpg | ||
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==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[Black metal]] | *[[Black metal]] | ||
*[[Satan]] | |||
*[[Gothic]] | |||
*[[Faggoth]] | |||
*[[Heavy Metal]] | |||
*[[Metallica]] | |||
*[[ROB DARKEN|Rob Darken]] | *[[ROB DARKEN|Rob Darken]] | ||
*[[My Immortal]] | *[[My Immortal]] | ||
Latest revision as of 05:05, 15 August 2016
Immortal is a black metal band from Norway, notable for the fact that they realize that they are not serious business and have thus used their popularity for the purpose of generating music and lulz. This is obvious in their photos and music videos which usually feature poses and actions so retarded, only a fucking idiot could possibly take them seriously. Of course, being a Norwegian black metal band, they naturally sing about winter, grimness, darkness and death.
Members
Abbath- Founding member, vocalist, guitarist and chief lulz pioneer. Featured in every photoshoot. Named after what he fears the most.
Horgh- Drummer, second in command and lulz generator.
Internet Popularity and Shoops
Because of Immortal’s lulzy pics, photoshopped versions of them have been circulating among the internets, to be used whenever a black metal fan becomes convinced that the music he listens to is serious business.
Most shoops of Immortal come from two main pics, which are lulzy enough by themselves.
Source of shoops
Music Video
Their music video, Call of the Wintermoon, was uploaded to YouTube where it has garnered over 9000 views and comments. It features the band performing various metal acts of grimness such as prancing through a green forest in broad daylight while wearing full black metal corpse paint, and spikes, and growling at the trees. However, Abbath decided that this was not lulzy enough and decided to force a man who was named Kolgrim (He's Kold AND Grim!) to wear a wizard hat in order to exponentially increase the gayness level to infinity.
Typical Immortal Videos
Previous Video | Next Video
Gallery of Shoops
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Immortal revitalization of an old meme -
WHO?! -
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Not to be mixed with Fall Out Boy
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Chilling with Britney Spears -
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Another kvlt band picture of Immortal. -
To be trve kvlt you must be good with children... -
...and old people too -
How Abbath intends to fight global warming -
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KFC gone kvlt as well -
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Most kvlt penguin evar!!1 -
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!1! -
The lesser known fourth band member.
See also
External Links
- Facebook group dedicated to Immortal shoops
- Top 10 most ridiculous black metal pics of all time feat. Immortal - Archived.
- The other top 10 most ridiculous black metal pics of all time, also feat. Immortal - Archived too.
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