Scott Stapp punked

Scott with an adoring gay fan.

These people look so delighted about the fact of being listed in an ED entry.

Scott Stapp of Creed follows Jesus to Denny's on July 29th, 2005.

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Scott Stapp, lead singer of the pseudo-Christian torture factory Creed, provides an object lesson in how to fuck your C-level celebrityhood beyond all recognition.

Short Story: Scott Stapp gets thrown off of a plane for being a drunk fuck, hits on some skeeze at the airport bar, and then has his filthy skank sister drive him all over Florida searching for his mystery cooze.

This amazing journey takes them to a Gainesville, Florida Denny's, whereupon he is viciously mocked by his adoring fans.

The story becomes incandescent with delicious detail at this point. The Lexapro, the coke-fueled pussy hunt, getting robbed by an LJ troll, and having his girlfriend's receipts for boob jobs stolen.

There's so much more. With pictures. Just read on.

From one person's LJ to ohnotheydidnt (1) (2) (3) to Defamer, all the way to your eager eyes. Enjoy.

See Also

• Scott Stapp
• Stuart Slann
• Trolling IRL

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