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[[Image:Ugly12yearoldgirl.jpg|thumb|right|12-year-old girl wanting [[Goatse|<s>goat</s> sheep sex]].]]
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[[File:Little girl hearts cock.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Whores in training]]
'''Twelve-year-old girls''' are suspected to be a special breed of [[16-year-old girls]]. As their predecessors, they are known for speaking entirely in aLtCaPs or retarded variations of [[1337]], overuse of starz (***), heartz (♥♥♥<3), xs (I luv u babe xxx <3) typingggg likeeee thizzzz and masturbating to ''[[Miley Cyrus|Hannah Montana]]'', ''[[High School Musical]]'', ''[[iCarly]]'', the [[Jonas Brothers]], [[Diustin Biber|Justin Bieber]], ''[[Camp Rock]]'' and basically anything on [[Disney]] or [[Viacom|Nickelodeon]]. Almost all have a condition known as OCD (Obsessive Cullen Disorder), they catch this from reading the shitty books and/or watching the movie known as [[Twilight]].  This causes them to receive multiple sudden orgasms over the spoken words, "Edward Cullen"/  They also have a tendency to scream out "OMGGG EDWARD IS SOOO HOTT!!!1" They falsely believe they have a chance of obtaining their "own personal Edward." The best way to troll them would probably be to ask them out, pretending to be "as Edward Cullen as possible" and break up with them in less than 4 days for being so fucking stupid. These girls are [[JB|traps]], lying about their ages and also lying about having [[Unrealistic_expectations|a membership]] to the [[boobs|Itty Bitty Titty committee]].  
'''Twelve-year-old girls''' are suspected to be a special breed of [[16-year-old girls]]. As their predecessors, they are known for speaking entirely in aLtCaPs or retarded variations of [[1337]], overuse of starz (***), heartz (♥♥♥<3), xs (I luv u babe xxx <3) typingggg likeeee thizzzz and masturbating to ''[[Miley Cyrus|Hannah Montana]]'', ''[[High School Musical]]'', ''[[iCarly]]'', the [[Jonas Brothers]], [[Diustin Biber|Justin Bieber]], ''[[Camp Rock]]'' and basically anything on [[Disney]] or [[Viacom|Nickelodeon]]. Almost all have a condition known as OCD (Obsessive Cullen Disorder), they catch this from reading the shitty books and/or watching the movie known as [[Twilight]].  This causes them to receive multiple sudden orgasms over the spoken words, "Edward Cullen"/  They also have a tendency to scream out "OMGGG EDWARD IS SOOO HOTT!!!1" They falsely believe they have a chance of obtaining their "own personal Edward." The best way to troll them would probably be to ask them out, pretending to be "as Edward Cullen as possible" and break up with them in less than 4 days for being so fucking stupid. These girls are [[JB|traps]], lying about their ages and also lying about having [[Unrealistic_expectations|a membership]] to the [[boobs|Itty Bitty Titty committee]].  


A favorite of [[Pedobear|pedophiles]], these demonic female creatures are a scourge upon the internet. They should be ignored, mocked until they cry/get their parents, and trolled as much as possible. As long as the only attention they get is negative, they will either cease to be a nuisance, or realize that they need [[IRL|real lives]]. Verbose insults will confound them for a good five minutes before they reply with a weak comeback, such as "fag" or "emo". You can then use that to fire back by insulting their gay heroes the [[Jonas Brothers]], [[Diustin Biber|Justin Bieber]] or Edward Cullen. Proceeding to describe in full detail how you wish to murder them will provoke them even further into leaving the internets to do something a bit more kid-safe. Something like hanging out with the [[Pedophile|minister]] at [[church]].
A favorite of [[Pedobear|pedophiles]], these demonic female creatures are a scourge upon the internet. They should be ignored, mocked until they cry/get their parents, and trolled as much as possible. As long as the only attention they get is negative, they will either cease to be a nuisance, or realize that they need [[IRL|real lives]]. As such, they can be a great source of [[Lulzcow|lulz]]. Verbose insults will confound them for a good five minutes before they reply with a weak comeback, such as "fag" or "emo". You can then use that to fire back by insulting their gay heroes the [[Jonas Brothers]], [[Diustin Biber|Justin Bieber]] or Edward Cullen. Proceeding to describe in full detail how you wish to murder them will provoke them even further into leaving the internets to do something a bit more kid-safe. Something like hanging out with the [[Pedophile|minister]] at [[church]].


==Background==
==Background==
Twelve-year-old girls have existed for [[at least 100 years]] as chronicled by Oingo Boingo. They can be distinguished from 16-year-old girls because they have to stuff their bra to look hawt, however, they have been known to be just as fucking annoying.


[[Image:12yearoldfacebook.png‎|thumb|left|Typical 12 year old Facebook talk.]]
If on Youtube, they will mostly make [[Lie|talented]] music videos of their favorite music artist such as [[Justin Beiber]] and Ke$ha. A solution would be trolling. Twelve-year-old girls have the tendency to decorate every fucking molecule around them, including various cavities which don't belong to them. Classy.
[[Image:12YO.jpg|thumb|left|They are traps. [[JB|Just say no.]]]]
[[Image:37891540_l.jpg|thumb|left|12-year-old girl [[asking for it]].]]
[[Image:12-year-old-girls.jpg|frame|right]]
[[File:Floating Crap ho.jpg |thumb|left|12-year-old girl [[Asking for it]] better / Wtf is up with her eyebrows?.]]
 
Twelve-year-old girls have existed for [[at least 100 years]] as chronicled by Oingo Boingo.
They can be distinguished from 16-year-old girls because they have to stuff their bra to look hawt.
However, they have been known to be just as fucking annoying.
 
[[Typical]] YouTube profile of a 12-year-old girl. Feel free to TROLL THE FUCK OUT OF IT [http://www.youtube.com/user/z0mgsniff here.] (Notice that one of her subscribers is 'TheEDFucker', which is an anti-[[Encyclopedia_Dramatica|Encyclopedia Dramatica]] [[YouTube]] channel.)
 
[[Typical]] Myspace profile of a 12-year-old girl. Notice the huge amount of self love on the page and the spamming of a bunch of lame pictures with shitty sayings that no one gives a fuck about. Also notice how in her "about me" she claims she started making the world a better place the day she was born, dramatic irony ftl in this case. [http://www.myspace.com/xolovebug214xo here.]
 
[[Typical]] Bebo profile of a 12-year old girl. This bitch was all like "we should meet up ay" and when I finally caught up with her she was like "oh hi" and wouldn't say a fucking word to me. [http://www.bebo.com/_YeeBoyy Troll this one till kingdom come.]
Some more [[Typical]] Youtube profile of 12 year old girls. <strike>[http://www.youtube.com/user/231Peace here]</strike> <strike>[http://www.youtube.com/user/SexyBitchesx2 here]</strike>[http://www.youtube.com/user/starlaglam here] [http://www.youtube.com/user/Heyheybaybay123 here] [http://www.youtube.com/user/k3hh also here] [http://www.youtube.com/user/nenabee123 here] [http://www.youtube.com/user/SARAHandMADDI here] <strike>[http://www.youtube.com/user/Twilight4Eva30 here]</strike> [http://www.youtube.com/user/Aisheyx3 here] <strike>[http://www.youtube.com/user/MusicGurl241]</strike> [http://www.youtube.com/user/ILY0LIVIA here] [http://www.youtube.com/user/Rachieee58 here] [http://www.youtube.com/user/Cristunyasweet here] <strike>[http://www.youtube.com/user/undomestiic here]</strike> [http://www.youtube.com/user/Mariannexox  here] [http://www.youtube.com/user/clairechenry73 here] [http://www.youtube.com/user/elizabethhmariee here] [http://www.youtube.com/user/EastCoastWebkinz here] [http://www.youtube.com/user/peacelovevuitton here] [http://www.youtube.com/user/ossiningluva97 here] [http://www.youtube.com/user/clarabera123 here] [http://www.youtube.com/user/heartwar200 and here.] [http://www.youtube.com/user/skitzworld very much here] [http://www.youtube.com/user/xLilJessiicaax a lil bit here] Formspring [http://www.formspring.me/niccolerenee a little older than 12, but still troll worthy]
[http://www.youtube.com/user/usthegirlsrock mexican who claims she's white]
 
If on Youtube, they will mostly make [[Lie|talented]] music videos of their [[Buttsecks|fav]] music artist such as [[Shotacon|Justin Beiber]] and [[Goatse|Ke$ha]]. A solution would be trolling.
Facebook link here-
Twelve-year-old girls have the tendency to decorate every fucking molecule around them, including various cavities which don't belong to them.
 
Classy.


==Breeds==
==Breeds==
[[image:12YO.jpg|thumb|250px|right|Just say no.]]
*[[prepubescent|Prepubescent]] [[Slut|Sluts]] or just pre-sluts: These are the ones that just have to have a boyfriend once they turn 12 because all of their friends have one, and God forbid you wait until you no longer look like an unripe pumpkin. They also believe they're mature enough to have sex after 3 months with their "boyfriend", even though they're still omg scaaarrredd will it hurt a lot?!!? I luv him so much!? Can I just tell him I'm not a virgin so i dunt get dumped??? These girls are probably also obsessed with [[Katy Perry|Katy Perry]]. Online, they [[typical|typically]] typee withh [[fail|unnecessaryy extraa letterss]] at the end of [[ALL CAPS|EVERY FUCKING WORD]] they type that is more than 4 letters long. Their natural habitats are the mall, the school bathroom, and behind a camera.
*[[prepubescent|Prepubescent]] [[Slut|Sluts]] or just pre-sluts: These are the ones that just have to have a boyfriend once they turn 12 because all of their friends have one, and God forbid you wait until you no longer look like an unripe pumpkin. They also believe they're mature enough to have sex after 3 months with their "boyfriend", even though they're still omg scaaarrredd will it hurt a lot?!!? I luv him so much!? Can I just tell him I'm not a virgin so i dunt get dumped??? These girls are probably also obsessed with [[Katy Perry|Katy Perry]]. Online, they [[typical|typically]] typee withh [[fail|unnecessaryy extraa letterss]] at the end of [[ALL CAPS|EVERY FUCKING WORD]] they type that is more than 4 letters long. Their natural habitats are the mall, the school bathroom, and behind a camera.


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[[Image:Askinfodat.jpg |thumb|Another shot of her plus her fWendZ.]]
[[Image:Askinfodat.jpg |thumb|Another shot of her plus her fWendZ.]]
[[Image:12 year old grllz.jpg |thumb|left|They want your penises.]]
[[Image:12 year old grllz.jpg |thumb|left|They want your penises.]]
[[File:Future_strippers.jpg |thumb|left|Future strippers, practicing in their school playground.]]
Fortunately, 12-year-old girls do not usually penetrate the bowels of the internet, because they are too [[Retarded|retarded]] to figure out how to use it well enough to REALLY get under anyone's skin. They are also can't ever seem to be able to CORRECTLY USE A FUCKING CAMERA!!! THEIR SHIT IS ALWAYS AT SOME UNNATURAL WEIRD-ASS ANGLE, AND YOU FUCKING RAGE AFTER YOU'VE SEEN IT ENOUGH TIMES!!!!!! They spend most of their time on [[Neopets]], [[LiveJournal]], or [[MySpace]] [[camwhore|camwhoring]] it up with angle shots, posting [[over nine thousand]] bulletins and general [[faggotry]]. When one is encountered out of these contexts, it is almost certain that they will [[FBI|want to have cyber sex with you]]. You should always accept, as having [[sex]] with a 12-year-old girl is the only known cure for [[GRIDS]], although they known to be very teasey: all talk, no walk (after you're done with them there wouldn't be much walking for a while anyway). If you don't want to accept, trolling is always an option. Very [[Sick_fuck|creative]] trolling methods may be implemented in these cases. The retarded bitches are also seen on [[DevianTART]] whoring out their pathetic ability to draw faggot filled art without any hint of anatomical knowledge (unless they are the rare breed of budding artist, see [[Cheese1997]]). If they are not adding to the collection of poisonously talentless works some call deviantart, they whore themselves out with photo's of themselves licking posters of their favorite [[faggot|superstar's]] face, especially that sparkly faggot Edward Cullen.
[[File:uglyhoess.jpg |thumb|left| Ugly chicks trying to be sexy.]]


Fortunately, 12-year-old girls do not usually penetrate the bowels of the internet, because they are too [[Retarded|retarded]] to figure out how to use it well enough to REALLY get under anyone's skin. They are also can't ever seem to be able to CORRECTLY USE A FUCKING CAMERA!!! THEIR SHIT IS ALWAYS AT SOME UNNATURAL WEIRD-ASS ANGLE, AND YOU FUCKING RAGE AFTER YOU'VE SEEN IT ENOUGH TIMES!!!!!! They spend most of their time on [[Neopets]], [[LiveJournal]], or [[MySpace]] [[camwhore|camwhoring]] it up with angle shots, posting [[over nine thousand]] bulletins and general [[faggotry]]. When one is encountered out of these contexts, it is almost certain that they will [[FBI|want to have cyber sex with you]]. You should always accept, as having [[sex]] with a 12-year-old girl is the only known cure for [[GRIDS]], although they known to be very teasey: all talk, no walk (after you're done with them there wouldn't be much walking for a while anyway). If you don't want to accept, trolling is always an option. Very [[Sick_fuck|creative]] trolling methods may be implemented in these cases. The retarded bitches are also seen on [[DevianTART]] whoring out their pathetic ability to draw faggot filled art without any hint of anatomical knowledge (unless they are the rare breed of budding artist, see [[Cheese1997]]). If they are not adding to the collection of poisonously talentless works some call deviantart, they whore themselves out with photo's of themselves licking posters of their favorite [[faggot|superstar's]] face, especially that sparkly faggot Edward Cullen.
How to troll little girls: Tell them MLP is gay.
Rip up their twifag plushies and other plushshits.
Tell them that unicorns don't exist.
Slap them.
Eat their hair.


==Control==
==Control==
12-year-old girls are spoon fed propaganda straight from the dick of Disney channel on a daily basis thus prompting them to buy/ listen/bone to whatever their idols love. Example: "kEV1n of the [[Jonas Brothers|JonA$$ br0th3rs]]" came out of the closet as a John Mayer fag declaring the song "3x5" (rating: you auto-fellatio to this at 3 am) as his favorite. Within seconds, 12-year-old girls flock to Google video and boost viewer numbers on AMVs that no one gave a shit about, squirting over the comment boards about how they like the song because K3viN loves it, giving thumbs down to people with an IQ. Some group into silly interweb gatherings, and if one is mocked to a point, an automatic 4 paragraph cap locked bitching letter will be sent to your screen name. This is a very bothersome and predictable occurrence. The way only way to defeat these swooping demons is to call them fat. The outcome of this insult isn't known by its inflicter very often, but it most likely involves self-cutting and crying in a corner while hugging a teddy bear and mumbling. Just goes to show how simple it is to troll a 12 year old girl.
12-year-old girls are spoon fed propaganda straight from the dick of Disney channel on a daily basis thus prompting them to buy/ listen/bone to whatever their idols love. Example: "kEV1n of the [[Jonas Brothers|JonA$$ br0th3rs]]" came out of the closet as a John Mayer fag declaring the song "3x5" (rating: you auto-fellatio to this at 3 am) as his favorite. Within seconds, 12-year-old girls flock to Google video and boost viewer numbers on AMVs that no one gave a shit about, squirting over the comment boards about how they like the song because K3viN loves it, giving thumbs down to people with an IQ. Some group into silly interweb gatherings, and if one is mocked to a point, an automatic 4 paragraph cap locked bitching letter will be sent to your screen name. This is a very bothersome and predictable occurrence. The way only way to defeat these swooping demons is to call them fat. The outcome of this insult isn't known by its inflicter very often, but it most likely involves self-cutting and crying in a corner while hugging a teddy bear and mumbling. Just goes to show how simple it is to troll a 12 year old girl. They also tend to act depressed and emo, to get sympathy. Here is a plain example:
[[Image:fatass12yo.jpg|thumb|200px|Another 12 year old girl clogging up Youtube.(And every hallway she walks down)]]
 
They also tend to act depressed and emo, to get sympathy. Here is a plain example:


*'''Person number 1''': what kind of animal do u feel like today? I feel pretty bad so i feel like a sloth  
*'''Person number 1''': what kind of animal do u feel like today? I feel pretty bad so i feel like a sloth  
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==12 year old girl werewolves==
==12 year old girl werewolves==
[[Image:Icantransform.png|thumb|right|12 year old werewolf powers.]]
It is also now not uncommon to find 12 year old girl [[furries]] , who state that it is [[bullshit|fact]] that they can transform into, or have the spirit of [[wolfaboo|wolves]], [[otherkin|dragons]], or other [[Mental_illness|special]] animals .It is not surprising though, considering the fact that 12 year old girls are prone to being terribly ignorant when it comes to rationality, logic, and telling(or even realizing) the truth. The most common excuse to denial of their special abilities is that all humans are ignorant and don't love wolves enough. They also respond with much [[butthurt]] and use as much profanity as they can to feel more like their "powerful" [[16-year-old girl|older counterparts]].


It is also now not uncommon to find 12 year old girl [[furries]] , who state that it is [[bullshit|fact]] that they can transform into [[wolfaboo|wolves]] and [[otherkin|dragons]].It is not surprising though, considering the fact that 12 year old girls are prone to being terribly ignorant when it comes to rationality, logic, and telling(or even realizing) the truth. The most common excuse to denial of their speshul abilities is that all humans are ignorant and don't love wolves enough. They also respond with much [[butthurt]] and use as much profanity as they can to feel more like their "powerful" [[16-year-old girl|older counterparts]].[[Image:Butthurtwerewolf.jpg|thumb|right|12 year old furry response to denial of her abilities.]]




{{quote|I have an important question!!! If I transform into a wolf,How long would i stay a wolf? And would i hurt anyone? PLZ RESPOND ASAP!!! |Desperate newbie}}
{{quote|I have an important question!!! If I transform into a wolf,How long would i stay a wolf? And would i hurt anyone? PLZ RESPOND ASAP!!! |Desperate newbie}}
==The Modern 12 Year old girl==
Seeing how this article was written over [[Over9000|9000 years ago]]. The [[Lie|culture of 12 year old girls has changed vastly.]] Far from the emo style hearts and [[To Catch a Predator]] style typinggggzzz, preferring [[Emojis|"UwU" and "OwO"]]. The Modern 12 year old girl is far more [[Whore|carnal]]. The Modern 12 year old girl can be spotted on the following sites and interests. [[Chink|Gacha life]], [[Discord]], [[Instagram]], and [[Roblox]]. [[Masturbating|Schlicking]] to [[BTS]], and [[Shit nobody cares about|uh....uhh..uh]]. As well as other Gook boy bands and [[DreamSMP]].


==[[Shit nobody cares about|The JuniperSun Controversy]]==
==[[Shit nobody cares about|The JuniperSun Controversy]]==
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== Why [[Pedophilia|we]] love 12 year old girls ==
== Why [[Pedophilia|we]] love 12 year old girls ==
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|<center>'''[http://www.myspace.com/millmanator Their] [http://www.myspace.com/bellaruelovesyou1 MySpaces]'''</center><br/><youtube>zsAgwRXoVO4</youtube>
<!-- BALEETED VID
|<youtube>7Dp_14Ek4Is</youtube><center>'''DURRR'''</center>
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|<center>'''Shake it, lil girl!'''</center>
|<center>'''Shake it, lil girl!'''</center>
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[[Image:Aisheyx3COOL.jpg|frame|center|Asking for it.]]
==The Very Best of 12 Year Old Girls==
<center>'''Open your ears and prepare to fucking bleed [[OVER 9000]] decibels.'''
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Take note if a video is removed that means they found out their video is on ED.
Also, slap some sense into that one with the girl in blue having a seizure.  Thank you.
<center><youtube>MDulhduiDQw</youtube></center>


==Quotes by 12-year-old girls==
==Quotes by 12-year-old girls==
{{quote|[[Justin Bieber]] [[lie|is toatally sexy]]!!!|A typical JB Whore.}}
{{quote|[[Justin Bieber]] [[lie|is toatally sexy]]!!!|A typical JB Whore.}}
{{quote|I'm actually a lesbian not Bi.|A lesbian.}}
{{quote|I'm actually a lesbian not Bi.|A confused 12-year-old girl}}
{{quote|Get out ma face before i kick your ass.|A 12-year-old girl who thinks she can fight.}}
{{quote|Get out ma face before i kick your ass.|A 12-year-old girl who thinks she can fight.}}
{{quote|Get away from me creeper.|A typical 12 year old girl asking for it.}}
{{quote|there's this moderately cute guy that sits behind me in all of my classes except computers (which he sits next to me) and I have a small crush on him and every fucking time we're in fucking class his fucking knee or foot or whatever presses against my tailbone and this turns me on so freaking much omgf | A 12-year-old-girl who is going to get [[whore|pregnant]] during her sophomore year in [[high school]]}}
==Gallery==
{{cg||Gallery1|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Prostatotasking4it.jpg|Her parents must be so proud
Image:Gonna dance all night and get fucked up.gif
Image:Little girl smile.gif
Image:Middle finger little girl.gif
Image:Ice Cream kid.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Cam_Whore_Kiddie.png|Tweenage muppet fucks will spastically rape a camera at the slightest provocation.
Image:Ugly12yearoldgirl.jpg|12-year-old girl wanting [[Beastiality|sheep sex]].
Image:STUPID.jpg
Image:fatass12yo.jpg|Another 12 year old girl clogging up Youtube.(And every hallway she walks down)
Image:12-year-old-girls.jpg
Image:dykegirthing.jpg|12-year old dyke asking for lesbo sex
Image:When I Grow up I want to be like mommy.jpg
Image:Kesha deleted tweet.jpg|Typical 12 y/o girl [[Twitter|tweet]].
Image:12_Year_Old_Girls_-_OMG_Dad.jpg
Image:12_Year_Old_Girls_-_Like.jpg
</gallery>}}


==See Also==
==See Also==
[[Image:I'm 12.jpg‎|thumb|500px|[[shota|12-year-old boy]], on girls.]]
[[Image:Wwww.jpg|thumb|left|Mexican 12 year old. [[You|You'd]] hit it.]]
[[Image:youngwhore.jpg‎|thumb|200px|[[You|You'd]] hit [[ugly|this one]] too.]]
*[[shota|12-year-old boys]]
*[[13-year-old boy]]s
*[[13-year-old boy]]s
*[[16-year-old girl]]s
*[[16-year-old girl]]s
*[[Ashley Tisdale]]
*[[Ashley Tisdale]]
*[[Asking for it]]
*[[Asking for it]]
*[[Disney]]
*[[Lazy Town]]
*[[Loli]]
*[[Loli]]
* [[Generation Z]]
*[[Miley Cyrus]]
*[[Miley Cyrus]]
*[[Permaloli]]
*[[Prostatot]]
*[[Prostatot]]
*[[Jessi Slaughter]]
*[[Jessi Slaughter]]
*[[Tease Pics]]
 
Tales of 12 year old girls:
*[[Adventures of the Brewsky Loli]]
*[[Bible Black and a 12 year old]]
*[[Chinese Weaboo Incest]]
*[[Jen]]
*[[Navy boats]]
*[[Postit Tits]]
*[[Tito]]


==External Links==
==External Links==
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*[http://www.tamatalk.com/IB/index.php 12 year old girls love this site1111!!!1!]
*[http://www.tamatalk.com/IB/index.php 12 year old girls love this site1111!!!1!]
{{Whores}}
{{Whores}}
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[[Category:Cliques]]
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Whores in training

Twelve-year-old girls are suspected to be a special breed of 16-year-old girls. As their predecessors, they are known for speaking entirely in aLtCaPs or retarded variations of 1337, overuse of starz (***), heartz (♥♥♥<3), xs (I luv u babe xxx <3) typingggg likeeee thizzzz and masturbating to Hannah Montana, High School Musical, iCarly, the Jonas Brothers, Justin Bieber, Camp Rock and basically anything on Disney or Nickelodeon. Almost all have a condition known as OCD (Obsessive Cullen Disorder), they catch this from reading the shitty books and/or watching the movie known as Twilight. This causes them to receive multiple sudden orgasms over the spoken words, "Edward Cullen"/ They also have a tendency to scream out "OMGGG EDWARD IS SOOO HOTT!!!1" They falsely believe they have a chance of obtaining their "own personal Edward." The best way to troll them would probably be to ask them out, pretending to be "as Edward Cullen as possible" and break up with them in less than 4 days for being so fucking stupid. These girls are traps, lying about their ages and also lying about having a membership to the Itty Bitty Titty committee.

A favorite of pedophiles, these demonic female creatures are a scourge upon the internet. They should be ignored, mocked until they cry/get their parents, and trolled as much as possible. As long as the only attention they get is negative, they will either cease to be a nuisance, or realize that they need real lives. As such, they can be a great source of lulz. Verbose insults will confound them for a good five minutes before they reply with a weak comeback, such as "fag" or "emo". You can then use that to fire back by insulting their gay heroes the Jonas Brothers, Justin Bieber or Edward Cullen. Proceeding to describe in full detail how you wish to murder them will provoke them even further into leaving the internets to do something a bit more kid-safe. Something like hanging out with the minister at church.

Background

Twelve-year-old girls have existed for at least 100 years as chronicled by Oingo Boingo. They can be distinguished from 16-year-old girls because they have to stuff their bra to look hawt, however, they have been known to be just as fucking annoying.

If on Youtube, they will mostly make talented music videos of their favorite music artist such as Justin Beiber and Ke$ha. A solution would be trolling. Twelve-year-old girls have the tendency to decorate every fucking molecule around them, including various cavities which don't belong to them. Classy.

Breeds

Just say no.
  • Prepubescent Sluts or just pre-sluts: These are the ones that just have to have a boyfriend once they turn 12 because all of their friends have one, and God forbid you wait until you no longer look like an unripe pumpkin. They also believe they're mature enough to have sex after 3 months with their "boyfriend", even though they're still omg scaaarrredd will it hurt a lot?!!? I luv him so much!? Can I just tell him I'm not a virgin so i dunt get dumped??? These girls are probably also obsessed with Katy Perry. Online, they typically typee withh unnecessaryy extraa letterss at the end of EVERY FUCKING WORD they type that is more than 4 letters long. Their natural habitats are the mall, the school bathroom, and behind a camera.
  • Disneys: About 99.99% of these girls are Christians. All of them believe that Miley Cyrus is a saint and that the Jo Bros are the sexiest band eva and are the new Beatles (Who they've probably never heard of). They go to church every day, get straight As and watch only Family channels. Natural habitats include church and Jonas Brothers concerts. Most will have usernames like x4yJonas1997, FutureMrsJonas, etc. if they have Youtube accounts.
  • Media sheep: Not to be confused with pre-sluts and Disneys, which are also sheep in their own way. Media sheep try to be the "cool" kids. They obsess over stupid Youtube videos like Charlie the Unicorn cus, ya know... wow three unicorns traveling to caaaaaandy moooountain so random lol omg he said frikin lol so cool and funny. They also like to watch Family Guy because they think it's cool to watch it when you're only 12 years old.. and like wow I know half the jokes lol I'm so badass. Their habitats are in front of the tv, in front of their phone, or on websites like Youtube and Myspace.
  • Pre-scenekids: This breed can come in two genders. Basically think they're special for dying their hair black, getting piercings, turning against teh school prepz, and listening to "punk" bands like MCR. Habitats are their room and other people's basements.

Interaction

Another shot of her plus her fWendZ.
They want your penises.

Fortunately, 12-year-old girls do not usually penetrate the bowels of the internet, because they are too retarded to figure out how to use it well enough to REALLY get under anyone's skin. They are also can't ever seem to be able to CORRECTLY USE A FUCKING CAMERA!!! THEIR SHIT IS ALWAYS AT SOME UNNATURAL WEIRD-ASS ANGLE, AND YOU FUCKING RAGE AFTER YOU'VE SEEN IT ENOUGH TIMES!!!!!! They spend most of their time on Neopets, LiveJournal, or MySpace camwhoring it up with angle shots, posting over nine thousand bulletins and general faggotry. When one is encountered out of these contexts, it is almost certain that they will want to have cyber sex with you. You should always accept, as having sex with a 12-year-old girl is the only known cure for GRIDS, although they known to be very teasey: all talk, no walk (after you're done with them there wouldn't be much walking for a while anyway). If you don't want to accept, trolling is always an option. Very creative trolling methods may be implemented in these cases. The retarded bitches are also seen on DevianTART whoring out their pathetic ability to draw faggot filled art without any hint of anatomical knowledge (unless they are the rare breed of budding artist, see Cheese1997). If they are not adding to the collection of poisonously talentless works some call deviantart, they whore themselves out with photo's of themselves licking posters of their favorite superstar's face, especially that sparkly faggot Edward Cullen.

How to troll little girls: Tell them MLP is gay. Rip up their twifag plushies and other plushshits. Tell them that unicorns don't exist. Slap them. Eat their hair.

Control

12-year-old girls are spoon fed propaganda straight from the dick of Disney channel on a daily basis thus prompting them to buy/ listen/bone to whatever their idols love. Example: "kEV1n of the JonA$$ br0th3rs" came out of the closet as a John Mayer fag declaring the song "3x5" (rating: you auto-fellatio to this at 3 am) as his favorite. Within seconds, 12-year-old girls flock to Google video and boost viewer numbers on AMVs that no one gave a shit about, squirting over the comment boards about how they like the song because K3viN loves it, giving thumbs down to people with an IQ. Some group into silly interweb gatherings, and if one is mocked to a point, an automatic 4 paragraph cap locked bitching letter will be sent to your screen name. This is a very bothersome and predictable occurrence. The way only way to defeat these swooping demons is to call them fat. The outcome of this insult isn't known by its inflicter very often, but it most likely involves self-cutting and crying in a corner while hugging a teddy bear and mumbling. Just goes to show how simple it is to troll a 12 year old girl. They also tend to act depressed and emo, to get sympathy. Here is a plain example:

  • Person number 1: what kind of animal do u feel like today? I feel pretty bad so i feel like a sloth
  • Attention whore: wanna know how i feel on a bad day? remember the movie the passion and how badly jesus was whipped? thats how i feel on a bad day, pretty much every day. and on an okay day, i feel the same but before they used the metal whips, just the wooden rods.
  • Person number 2: WOW that aint good
  • Person number 3: ok wow [Attention Whore] wowwowowowowowowowowow
  • Person number 4: that would hurt ..................BADLY
  • Person number 5: Well wowza
  • Person number 6: someone needs a hug
  • Attention Whore: I'm freakin depressed now...
  • Person number 7: [Attention Whore] your scaring me
  • Attention whore: im crying now...
  • Person number 8: no crying
  • Person number 9:  :'( thats depressing seriously
  • Person number 10: r u going to be ok
  • Person number 11: Well isn't this just a fun conversation
  • Cool Kid: I'M A FUCKING CHEETAH.

12 year old girl werewolves

12 year old werewolf powers.

It is also now not uncommon to find 12 year old girl furries , who state that it is fact that they can transform into, or have the spirit of wolves, dragons, or other special animals .It is not surprising though, considering the fact that 12 year old girls are prone to being terribly ignorant when it comes to rationality, logic, and telling(or even realizing) the truth. The most common excuse to denial of their special abilities is that all humans are ignorant and don't love wolves enough. They also respond with much butthurt and use as much profanity as they can to feel more like their "powerful" older counterparts.


   
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I have an important question!!! If I transform into a wolf,How long would i stay a wolf? And would i hurt anyone? PLZ RESPOND ASAP!!!
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—Desperate newbie

The Modern 12 Year old girl

Seeing how this article was written over 9000 years ago. The culture of 12 year old girls has changed vastly. Far from the emo style hearts and To Catch a Predator style typinggggzzz, preferring "UwU" and "OwO". The Modern 12 year old girl is far more carnal. The Modern 12 year old girl can be spotted on the following sites and interests. Gacha life, Discord, Instagram, and Roblox. Schlicking to BTS, and uh....uhh..uh. As well as other Gook boy bands and DreamSMP.

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Quotes by 12-year-old girls

   
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Justin Bieber is toatally sexy!!!
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—A typical JB Whore.

   
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I'm actually a lesbian not Bi.
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—A confused 12-year-old girl

   
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Get out ma face before i kick your ass.
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—A 12-year-old girl who thinks she can fight.

   
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Get away from me creeper.
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—A typical 12 year old girl asking for it.

   
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there's this moderately cute guy that sits behind me in all of my classes except computers (which he sits next to me) and I have a small crush on him and every fucking time we're in fucking class his fucking knee or foot or whatever presses against my tailbone and this turns me on so freaking much omgf
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— A 12-year-old-girl who is going to get pregnant during her sophomore year in high school

Gallery

  • Her parents must be so proud
    Her parents must be so proud
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  • Tweenage muppet fucks will spastically rape a camera at the slightest provocation.
    Tweenage muppet fucks will spastically rape a camera at the slightest provocation.
  • 12-year-old girl wanting sheep sex.
    12-year-old girl wanting sheep sex.
  • Another 12 year old girl clogging up Youtube.(And every hallway she walks down)
    Another 12 year old girl clogging up Youtube.(And every hallway she walks down)
  • 12-year old dyke asking for lesbo sex
    12-year old dyke asking for lesbo sex
  • Typical 12 y/o girl tweet.
    Typical 12 y/o girl tweet.

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