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Foxconn (short for [[Faux News]] = Communist News Network) is a child slave labor camp owned by [[ apple  | crapple]] and it's non-existent imaginary investors. It is best known for making shitty useless products used by brainwashed scientologists that don't understand how to use a real computer.


==Racism==
[[File:Oldestfoxconnworker.jpeg |thumb| |right| |200px| Oldest (and happiest looking) foxconn worker ever discovered]]
Foxconn will only hire Asian children to work at their labor camp. Anyone at the age of 17 or older or is not Asian will get sent off with a fine. (Niggers who apply just get shot most of the time. But that doesn't matter because the only nigger that has ever been to Asia is Will Smith's son when she was pretending to be a good actor while being recorded for the low-budget Karate Kid crap Columbia Pictures uses as an excuse for a movie)
 
'''Foxconn''' is a child slave labor camp obviously named by [[Furfag|furfags]], owned by [[ apple|crapple]] and its non-existent investors. It is best known for making [[IPod | shitty useless products]] used by brainwashed [[Hipsters]] who don't understand how to use a [[Windows|real computer.]]


==Child Labor==
==Child Labor==
[[File:SteveJobsNotSure.jpeg |thumb| |right| |200px| Umm. No. We aren't affiliated with that]]
[[File:SteveJobsNotSure.jpeg|thumb||right||200px|"Umm. No. We aren't affiliated with that"]]
Foxconn hires [[Asian | slanted eye children]] to do hardcore [[Prostitot|labour]] when working at their [[brothel|factory]]. The children that behave excellently and above average get a generous slice of gum for every 5 hours of worshiping [[goatse|The Forbidden Apple]] and giving [[gay|rectum massages]] to the Steve Jobs action figures they secretly manufacture. Even though every  child that works at Foxconn is totally [[asking for it]], some of the employees don't appreciate the fair, humane, and completely acceptable behavior Foxconn continuously shows towards their 6 year-old employees. They usually get fired after the first or second time complaining about it.


Even though this isn't really a bad thing, Foxconn hires slanted eye children to do hardcore labor when working at their "''factory''". The slanted eye children that behave excellent and above average get a generous slice of gum every 5 hours of worshiping "The Forbidden Apple" and giving rectum massages to the Steve Jobs action figures they secretly manufacture. Even though '''every single slanted eye child that works at foxconn deserves it''', some of the employees at crapple don't appreciate the fair, humane, and completely acceptable behavior foxconn continuously shows towards their 6 year-old employees. They usually get fired after the first or second time complaining about it.
{{ytplus|Average Foxconn Employee after growing too old to work at Foxconn|<center><youtube>vbS3Y-2zHtg</youtube></center>|This will be your new god|}}


==Relaxed Work Experience==
==Relaxed Work Experience==
If you ask anyone who knows anything about Foxconn, they will surely tell you the great and easy, relaxed working condition kids get to work in at the "''factory''". Working conditions are so relaxed, only about '''500 kids commit suicide every year''' from working ''barely'' at all. This is mainly due to Encyclopedia Dramatica being blocked on their shitty linux computers that '''lag like hell''' due to the fact they cost about '''2 freaking dollars''' or that they '''stole it from a nigger.'''
If you ask anyone who knows anything about Foxconn, they will surely tell you the great and easy, relaxed working condition kids get to work in at the "factory". Working conditions are so relaxed, so [[at least 100]] kids commit suicide every year from working hard to produce the shitty iDevices so loved by the hipster and liberal faggots who spend all their time whining about the poor working environment when them buying apples shit merely perpetuates the whole situation. [[No|Ironic right?]]


==High Quality Products==
==High Quality Products==
Foxconn is known for making the shittiest products of all time. If you buy an iPod Touch Yourself and open the box to find a rock with a smiley face drawn on it, your not getting a refund and everyone will think your crazy after trying to explain yourself. You crazy bastard. And if your damn sleep button gets jammed don't expect that to get covered on your '''non-existent warranty that really doesn't cover anything.
Foxconn is known for making the shittiest products of all time. amongst other things thy are responsible for making the [[iPod]], [[iPad]] the [[iPhone]], the iHigh voltage neural manipulator which apple use to keep the fanbois coming back and the iCoffin that Steve jobs was buried in in.  
 
==See Also==
*[[Apple]]
*[[iPod]]
*[[iPad]]
*[[iPhone]]
*[[Steve Jobs]]
 
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Latest revision as of 06:28, 26 January 2015


Oldest (and happiest looking) foxconn worker ever discovered

Foxconn is a child slave labor camp obviously named by furfags, owned by crapple and its non-existent investors. It is best known for making shitty useless products used by brainwashed Hipsters who don't understand how to use a real computer.

Child Labor

"Umm. No. We aren't affiliated with that"

Foxconn hires slanted eye children to do hardcore labour when working at their factory. The children that behave excellently and above average get a generous slice of gum for every 5 hours of worshiping The Forbidden Apple and giving rectum massages to the Steve Jobs action figures they secretly manufacture. Even though every child that works at Foxconn is totally asking for it, some of the employees don't appreciate the fair, humane, and completely acceptable behavior Foxconn continuously shows towards their 6 year-old employees. They usually get fired after the first or second time complaining about it.

Average Foxconn Employee after growing too old to work at Foxconn


 
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This will be your new god
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Relaxed Work Experience

If you ask anyone who knows anything about Foxconn, they will surely tell you the great and easy, relaxed working condition kids get to work in at the "factory". Working conditions are so relaxed, so at least 100 kids commit suicide every year from working hard to produce the shitty iDevices so loved by the hipster and liberal faggots who spend all their time whining about the poor working environment when them buying apples shit merely perpetuates the whole situation. Ironic right?

High Quality Products

Foxconn is known for making the shittiest products of all time. amongst other things thy are responsible for making the iPod, iPad the iPhone, the iHigh voltage neural manipulator which apple use to keep the fanbois coming back and the iCoffin that Steve jobs was buried in in.

See Also

Foxconn is a part of a series on Apple Inc.
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