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{{news|[[2019]]: MACHINIMA IS SUCH A MONEY-GRUBBING FILTHY [[kike|KIKE]] THAT THEY DELETED ALL OF THEIR VIDEOS (WHICH WERE MOSTLY OR EXCLUSIVELY [[User-generated content|USER GENERATED]]) TO FIT WITH THEIR NEW BRAND IMAGE AND RECENT ACQUISITION BY ANOTHER COMPANY!!!}}
[[Image:Machinimafail.jpg|thumb|right|[[Not funny]] Machinima joke.]]
[[Image:Machinimafail.jpg|thumb|right|[[Not funny]] Machinima joke.]]
[[Image:Machinimafordummies.jpg|thumb|right|Proof that Machinima is for [[Retard|dummies]].]]
[[Image:Machinimafordummies.jpg|thumb|right|Proof that Machinima is for [[Retard|dummies]].]]


<b>Machinima</b> is the term (and even gayer website) for shitty [[gaming]] videos with poor quality and [[Saturday Night Live|terrible voice acting]], as well as a storyline that could make even [[The Simpsons|Matt Groening]] become [[an hero]]. First conceived [[At least 100 years ago|in the 1980's]] by hackers, it came by modding games for [[Buttsecks|personal use]] and ended up making [[fanboys]] want to create storylines with their horrible hacking skills. The end result was a poorly-written, terribly hacked piece of shit that for the most part reflected on Hollywood films, also making it just an animated version of a [[Good|perfect]] film turned into [[bullshit]] by [[13-year-old boys]]. Somehow moar fanboys got in and started making even shittier films, nowadays reflecting around [[Halo|Halo 3]] and [[World of Warcraft|WoW]], but anyone with a life doesn't really give a shit and watches these vids for the [[lulz]].
<b>Machinima</b> is [[Rant about cons|the term (and even gayer website) for shitty gaming videos with poor quality and terrible voice acting, as well as a storyline that could make even Matt Groening become an hero]]. First conceived [[At least 100 years ago|in the 1980's]] by hackers, it came by modding games for [[Buttsecks|personal use]] and ended up making [[fanboys]] want to create storylines with their horrible hacking skills. The end result was a poorly-written, terribly hacked piece of shit that for the most part reflected on Hollywood films, also making it just an animated version of a [[Good|perfect]] film turned into [[bullshit]] by [[13-year-old boys]]. Somehow moar fanboys got in and started making even shittier films, nowadays reflecting around [[Halo|Halo 3]] and [[World of Warcraft|WoW]], but anyone with a life doesn't really give a shit and watches these vids for the [[lulz]].
[[Image:Southparkmachinima.jpg|thumb|right|Typical Machinima fans.]]
[[Image:Southparkmachinima.jpg|thumb|right|Typical Machinima fans.]]


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[[Image:Redvsbluelogo.jpg|thumb|right|[[Nope.avi|OMG so epic]]]]
[[Image:Redvsbluelogo.jpg|thumb|right|[[Nope.avi|OMG so epic]]]]
[[Image:Donut.jpg|thumb|right|The stereotypical [[fag]] from Red vs. Blue]]
[[Image:Donut.jpg|thumb|right|The stereotypical [[fag]] from Red vs. Blue]]
==The Truth About Machinima==
<center><youtube>3aTEbqBqP8Q</youtube></center>
==Machinima Kissing [[MeganSpeaks|MeganSpeaks']] Ass==
Machinima files false [[censoring|DMCA takedowns]] just to kiss Megan's [[whore]] ass.  [[Corporation|Why am I not surprised?]]
<center><youtube>p4XWYHg7EvQ</youtube></center>


==Red vs. Blue==
==Red vs. Blue==
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Around the time Machinima struck [[Jew gold]], fags from the website Rooster Teeth decided to get in on the [[Buttsecks|action]], creating a series from the game [[Halo]], calling it Red vs. Blue, named from the [[Fail|popular]] game type in <i>Gaylo</i>. Fanboys pissed their pants like girls when they saw this, calling it "original" and "[[Lemonparty|the best thing on the internets]]", though it is know by all that use teh internets that it, in fact, is not and that [[MySpace]] actually is.
Around the time Machinima struck [[Jew gold]], fags from the website Rooster Teeth decided to get in on the [[Buttsecks|action]], creating a series from the game [[Halo]], calling it Red vs. Blue, named from the [[Fail|popular]] game type in <i>Gaylo</i>. Fanboys pissed their pants like girls when they saw this, calling it "original" and "[[Lemonparty|the best thing on the internets]]", though it is know by all that use teh internets that it, in fact, is not and that [[MySpace]] actually is.


[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8p7JLGDHOGQA Regular unfunny episode of Red vs. Blow]
{{ytlink|8p7JLGDHOGQA|Regular unfunny episode of Red vs. Blue}}
 
After going on for [[Over 9000|five]] horrendous seasons of unfunnyness, the producers ended it realizing that the series sucked major [[cock]] and needed to be destroyed. Later on they created a couple of vids showing off the <i>Halo 3</i> beta and the new maps for DLC, but failed more than the entire series, making the series officially [[Fail solution|eliminated]].
 
{{ytlink|jKxENIH-Ss|Beta Vid}}


After going on for [[Over 9000|five]] horrendous seasons of unfunnyness, the producers ended it realizing that the series sucked major [[cock]] and needed to be destroyed. Later on they created a couple of vids showing off the <i>Halo 3</i> beta and the new maps for [[User:DCY|DLC]], but failed more than the entire series, making the series officially [[Fail solution|eliminated]].
{{ytlink|4-JfgPNOPdw|New Maps Vid}}


[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKxENIH-Ss Beta Vid]
To pull a last ditch failure, Rooster Teeth was chosen by [[Bill Gates]] to have an Easter Egg put in <i>Halo 3</i> featuring the characters' voices from the show, {{ytlink|waL8K2SGR1M|but ended up fucking up the game worse than it already was}}.


[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-JfgPNOPdw New Maps Vid]
The show actually has been continued and has currently ran for 9 seasons. The tenth season is currently in production. Seasons 8 and 9 used an abundance of motion capture animation, because apparently the moronic fuckbags at rooster teeth forgot what "machinima" means. The show has now turned into an "action adventure/drama" of sorts (using the loosest sense of the terms), although calling it anything other then a pile of poorly written bullshit is being incredibly generous.


To pull a last ditch failure, Rooster Teeth was chosen by [[Bill Gates]] to have an Easter Egg put in <i>Halo 3</i> featuring the characters' voices from the show, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waL8K2SGR1M but ended up fucking up the game worse than it already was].
{{ytlink|Ke9wtbzGjCI|An episode of the show using 7 minutes of almost nothing but motion capture}}


==Digitalph33r==
==Digitalph33r==


After Machinima launched its own retarded [[YouTube]] channel, thousands of fanboys submitted their own shitty Machinima pieces hoping to gain [[internet fame]]. One such lucky person was a [[Canadia|Canadian]] named DigitalPh33r (moar liek Digital<i>qu33r</i>, [[Unfunny|amirite]]?), who created a series called <i>Arby n' the Chief</i> after his own video, <i>Master Chief sucks at Halo</i>, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz3br1q5wIQ which is shown here].
After Machinima launched its own retarded [[YouTube]] channel, thousands of fanboys submitted their own shitty Machinima pieces hoping to gain [[internet fame]]. One such lucky person was a [[Canadia|Canadian]] named DigitalPh33r (moar liek Digital<i>qu33r</i>, [[Unfunny|amirite]]?), who created a series called <i>Arby n' the Chief</i> after his own video, <i>Master Chief sucks at Halo</i>, {{ytlink|Jz3br1q5wIQ|which is shown here}}.
[[Image:Loldongcopters.JPG|thumb|right|MAI DONGCOPTER GOES CUM CUM CUM!]]
[[Image:Loldongcopters.JPG|thumb|right|MAI DONGCOPTER GOES CUM CUM CUM!]]


Now at this point there are too many reasons why this is not Machinima, like the fact that [[ALL CAPS|MACHINIMA IS DONE WITH FUCKING HACKING YOUR GAME AND SHIT]], but <i>Gaylo</i> fans loved it so much that they wanted Machinima to help establish him as a creator. After much [[BAWW|complaining and boo-hoos]], Machinima finally gave up and gave in to their demands, causing DigitalPh33r to make his own series of the same shit called <i>Arby n' the Chief</i>, which talks about how [[Nigga|aliens]] are better at video games and have better manners and common sense than [[White|humans]], which we all know is a lie. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb8rdc-0OpQ This is episode 1 of the show].
Now at this point there are too many reasons why this is not Machinima, like the fact that [[ALL CAPS|MACHINIMA IS DONE WITH FUCKING HACKING YOUR GAME AND SHIT]], but <i>Gaylo</i> fans loved it so much that they wanted Machinima to help establish him as a creator. After much [[BAWW|complaining and boo-hoos]], Machinima finally gave up and gave in to their demands, causing DigitalPh33r to make his own series of the same shit called <i>Arby n' the Chief</i>, which talks about how [[Nigga|aliens]] are better at video games and have better manners and common sense than [[White|humans]], which we all know is a lie. {{ytlink|kb8rdc-0OpQ|This is episode 1 of the show}}.


He ended up making a real Machinima series titled [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyto3AubZFw&NR=1 It's A Wonderful LIVE], and gained [[Unwarranted self importance|fame]] from his [[Shit|crap]]. The premise of the show is essentially saying that all his fans are retards (as if he expected the people who watched movies with [[Over 9000|endless]] dick jokes and [[unfunny]] bullshit to be smart), [[Shit nobody cares about|that everyone hates him just because he got Recon Armor]], and that people on Xbox Live are morons (something the world's known since [[last Thursday]]). In general he's just being a whiny cunt about how famous he's become.
He ended up making a real Machinima series titled {{ytlink|lyto3AubZFw&NR=1|It's A Wonderful LIVE}}, and gained [[Unwarranted self importance|fame]] from his [[Shit|crap]]. The premise of the show is essentially saying that all his fans are retards (as if he expected the people who watched movies with [[Over 9000|endless]] dick jokes and [[unfunny]] bullshit to be smart), [[Shit nobody cares about|that everyone hates him just because he got Recon Armor]], and that people on Xbox Live are morons (something the world's known since [[last Thursday]]). In general he's just being a whiny cunt about how famous he's become.


[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlhT85XUbck A surprisingly accurate portrayal of Jon in IawL]
{{ytlink|vlhT85XUbck|A surprisingly accurate portrayal of Jon in IawL}}


He's also made a video on how to make Machinima, but really, [[Shit nobody cares about|no one gives a shit]] except for his [[retarded]] [[13-year-old]] fans who wail and moan whenever a video is so much as a day late.
He's also made a video on how to make Machinima, but really, [[Shit nobody cares about|no one gives a shit]] except for his [[retarded]] [[13-year-old]] fans who wail and moan whenever a video is so much as a day late.
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Hard Justice: No joke, the series is gay and stupid with toilet humor.
Hard Justice: No joke, the series is gay and stupid with toilet humor.
==Machinima Union==
[[File:Batmandiestonight2.png|thumb|alt=Batmandiestonight2.png|Batman dies tonight.]]
[[Last Thursday]], someone thought it would be a [[No|good idea]] to create a forum that would bring the [[faggots|machinima community]] back to its glory days. Said forum was created by [[13-year-old boys]] and a 22 year [[Internet celebrities|machinima celebrity]] who went by the name of "Mik3 WB". Since the majority of the admins felt that it was their duty to [[gay|suck Mik3's cock]] whenever given the opportunity, many users were promptly [[banned|b&]] over petty disagreements revolving around which internet celebrity was deserving of the most blowjobs.
A coalition referring to themselves as the Gay Nigger Association of America was formed, and much [[lulz]] was had, as the forums were relentlessly spammed with [[Nazi]] imagery. Unfortunately, for the admins, the spammers had discovered an [[hax|exploit]] which allowed them to spam hundreds of threads in a matter of minutes. And since the forum was built on a [[shit|template]], they had no real way of patching said exploit. A multitude of moderators were hired on the spot, as the thousands of threads that had been spammed required a manual clean-up. To make matters worse, one of the admins themselves was working with the spammers, and managed to change the banner on the homepage.
Following the raid, the main admin released his [[shit no one cares about|official statement]], and eventually left the forum to a team of equally as incompetent teenagers, thus ending a short lived saga in an obscure internet community that no one has ever heard of.


==Other notable faggotry==
==Other notable faggotry==
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==Links==
==Links==


[http://www.machinima.com/ The shitty site that only fags go to]
*  [http://www.machinima.com/ The shitty site that only fedorafags go to]  
 
* <s> {{yt|u|machinima}} </s> NOPE THEY DELETED ALL OF THERE VIDEOS
 
* {{yt|u|digitalph33r|Digitalqu33r's JewTube}}


[http://youtube.com/user/machinima The JewTube channel]
* {{yt|u|NlGHTMAREPRODUCTIONS|Matt's JewTube}}


[http://youtube.com/user/digitalph33r Digitalqu33r's JewTube]
* [http://bawproductions.com/ More Shitinima]


[http://bawproductions.com/ More Shitinima]
* [http://halogrid.com/ Even More Shitinima]


[http://halogrid.com/ Even More Shitinima]
* [http://www.711chan.org/tr/res/5120.html Fail thread is fail]


[http://www.711chan.org/tr/res/5120.html Fail thread is fail]
* [http://www.http://machinimaunion.shivtr.com/ Machinima Union]


==See also==
==See also==
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*[[Fanboy]]
*[[Fanboy]]
*[[YouTube]]
*[[YouTube]]
*[[MeganSpeaks]]
*[[Minecraft|Mineshit]]


{{gaming}}
{{gaming}}
{{ytseries}}
{{ytseries}}
[[Category:Subcultures]]
[[Category:Subcultures]]

Latest revision as of 06:57, 13 January 2023

BREAKING NEWS!!
2019: MACHINIMA IS SUCH A MONEY-GRUBBING FILTHY KIKE THAT THEY DELETED ALL OF THEIR VIDEOS (WHICH WERE MOSTLY OR EXCLUSIVELY USER GENERATED) TO FIT WITH THEIR NEW BRAND IMAGE AND RECENT ACQUISITION BY ANOTHER COMPANY!!!
Not funny Machinima joke.
Proof that Machinima is for dummies.

Machinima is the term (and even gayer website) for shitty gaming videos with poor quality and terrible voice acting, as well as a storyline that could make even Matt Groening become an hero. First conceived in the 1980's by hackers, it came by modding games for personal use and ended up making fanboys want to create storylines with their horrible hacking skills. The end result was a poorly-written, terribly hacked piece of shit that for the most part reflected on Hollywood films, also making it just an animated version of a perfect film turned into bullshit by 13-year-old boys. Somehow moar fanboys got in and started making even shittier films, nowadays reflecting around Halo 3 and WoW, but anyone with a life doesn't really give a shit and watches these vids for the lulz.

Typical Machinima fans.

The Old era of Machinifail

Originally Machinima (moar liek MaSHITima, amirite?) was made with modding techniques that were only known by Anonymous, but were stolen by the church of Scientology, one reason for Anon's hate of it. They were so baffled by the powers bestowed that the pussed out and threw the secrets away, which just happened to be thrown next to some hacker, causing more fail and AIDS to be spread upon the secrets. The hackers then used their super hacking skills to take control of it and ended up being able to hack into any game's system that they wanted to, but for the most part just Halo. Many newfags heard about the power and, being the generous hackers they were, gave out the secret to the rest of the gaming world so that more fail could be spread across the planet. Then one day, some genius got the idea that, with his newfound skills, could make videos using the game they desired's system and editing to create a motion picture starring 3D characters.

How to make Machinima

  1. Become a hacking expert
  2. Tape a trial of ur gaming
  3. Add shitty dialogue
  4. Edit film to look "realistic"
  5. Post it on Internets
  6. ????
  7. PROFIT!
OMG so epic
The stereotypical fag from Red vs. Blue

The Truth About Machinima

Machinima Kissing MeganSpeaks' Ass

Machinima files false DMCA takedowns just to kiss Megan's whore ass. Why am I not surprised?

Red vs. Blue

Around the time Machinima struck Jew gold, fags from the website Rooster Teeth decided to get in on the action, creating a series from the game Halo, calling it Red vs. Blue, named from the popular game type in Gaylo. Fanboys pissed their pants like girls when they saw this, calling it "original" and "the best thing on the internets", though it is know by all that use teh internets that it, in fact, is not and that MySpace actually is.

Regular unfunny episode of Red vs. Blue

After going on for five horrendous seasons of unfunnyness, the producers ended it realizing that the series sucked major cock and needed to be destroyed. Later on they created a couple of vids showing off the Halo 3 beta and the new maps for DLC, but failed more than the entire series, making the series officially eliminated.

Beta Vid

New Maps Vid

To pull a last ditch failure, Rooster Teeth was chosen by Bill Gates to have an Easter Egg put in Halo 3 featuring the characters' voices from the show, but ended up fucking up the game worse than it already was.

The show actually has been continued and has currently ran for 9 seasons. The tenth season is currently in production. Seasons 8 and 9 used an abundance of motion capture animation, because apparently the moronic fuckbags at rooster teeth forgot what "machinima" means. The show has now turned into an "action adventure/drama" of sorts (using the loosest sense of the terms), although calling it anything other then a pile of poorly written bullshit is being incredibly generous.

An episode of the show using 7 minutes of almost nothing but motion capture

Digitalph33r

After Machinima launched its own retarded YouTube channel, thousands of fanboys submitted their own shitty Machinima pieces hoping to gain internet fame. One such lucky person was a Canadian named DigitalPh33r (moar liek Digitalqu33r, amirite?), who created a series called Arby n' the Chief after his own video, Master Chief sucks at Halo, which is shown here.

MAI DONGCOPTER GOES CUM CUM CUM!

Now at this point there are too many reasons why this is not Machinima, like the fact that MACHINIMA IS DONE WITH FUCKING HACKING YOUR GAME AND SHIT, but Gaylo fans loved it so much that they wanted Machinima to help establish him as a creator. After much complaining and boo-hoos, Machinima finally gave up and gave in to their demands, causing DigitalPh33r to make his own series of the same shit called Arby n' the Chief, which talks about how aliens are better at video games and have better manners and common sense than humans, which we all know is a lie. This is episode 1 of the show.

He ended up making a real Machinima series titled link=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It's A Wonderful LIVE&eurl=https://edramatica.com/ A Wonderful LIVE&eurl=https://edramatica.com It's A Wonderful LIVE, and gained fame from his crap. The premise of the show is essentially saying that all his fans are retards (as if he expected the people who watched movies with endless dick jokes and unfunny bullshit to be smart), that everyone hates him just because he got Recon Armor, and that people on Xbox Live are morons (something the world's known since last Thursday). In general he's just being a whiny cunt about how famous he's become.

A surprisingly accurate portrayal of Jon in IawL

He's also made a video on how to make Machinima, but really, no one gives a shit except for his retarded 13-year-old fans who wail and moan whenever a video is so much as a day late.

   
“ 		 
i lost al my faith in u now not just cuz of this video but that uve just started sucking after u made the movie
  		„
  		 

——abatmandog

   
“ 		 
i've wasted my eentire day today to watch d.e.m. but where is it. is it really fucking necessary to push it to friday? ITS ALREADY FINISHED. i hope jon reads this, because over 7 weeks,

1: i havent been able to concentrate in school. 2: i've been wasting my time on his blog for updates. 3: i've been getting loss of sleep.

all of this because of some stupid fucking overhyped machinima. i even skipped school and got fucking I.s.s because of this. Jon, just release deus ex fucking machina. its not that hard. idc if its not really early june, but just fucking release the damn machinima. i have a great chance of summer school this year now. if this continues, even if it comes out next friday, good bye summer. the only way to prevent this is to fucking release the damn movie! its not rocket science. when i make machinima, when i export it to a mpeg file, i put it on youtube right away. it IS early june today. i've wasted my sunday, pissed off my family, and greatend my chance of summer school. theres a project due monday, and i havent even started it yet. i was planning to start it today after i watch the final episode of deus ex machina, but now i cant even start it because i am so pissed off, and i cant concentrate at all. If you are reading this jon, please eather post it on machinima or send me the fucking film or something on e-mail. i've failed 4 tests last week, and that will continue. this is the last week of classes, and next weeks finals. OMFG FINALS!!! i probably will fail all finals. to all haters, fuck you, fuck this show and fuck this life. im outta here.
 

„
  		 

——Meleemaster30, Considered professional-grade trolling if it wasn't related to Halo.

Digitalph33r Bel-Air.
   
“ 		 
We're no strangers to hiiim..

You know the vids and so do I A full series' is what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy (as in Jon)

I just wanna tell you what I'm thinking Gotta make you pissed and mad,

Never gonna give it up, Never gonna let it slide Never gonna shut the hell up, and bother you! Never gonna let you talk Never gonna go away Never gonna shut the f*** up, and never stop!

We've known Dig-i-tal for so long Our heart's been aching So we're, gonna rant about it, Inside we both know what's been going on We're not seeing so we're, going to hate it,


And if you ask me what I'm seeing, Don't tell me you're too dumb to see (NOTHING LOL)

Never gonna give it up, Never gonna let it slide Never gonna shut the hell up, and bother you! Never gonna let you talk Never gonna go away Never gonna shut the f*** up, and never stop!

Never gonna give it up, Never gonna let it slide Never gonna shut the hell up, and bother you! Never gonna let you talk Never gonna go away Never gonna shut the f*** up, and never stop!

Give it up, give it up Give it up, give it up Ain't gonna slide, Ain't gonna slide, give it up Ain't gonna slide, Ain't gonna slide, give it up
 

„
  		 

——Eresys, showing his love of Digitalph33r through the power of song.

Although the fans might be impatient little shits, they still love Ph33r's small, Canadian icicle and, predictably, shat bricks when they saw this article.

   
“ 		 
This is an Edit by Delta105, a Digitalph33r fan, and I would like to say that whoever made this thing is a child with to much time on his/her hands. You Fail! Lawl.
  		„
  		 

——Delta105, declaring victory even though all he did was this edit. He didn't even blank the page. FAIL.

Ph33r has made several Gaylo shorts also.

Road to Voi: Mastar Ch33f and the Arbidur get lost and both get butthurt when they try to fuck each other all the way to Voi.

Playin' with the Chief: 3 guys are on a losing streak because they all were jacking off when the "real" Mastur Ch3ef joins the game and is a complete fucking idiot.

Final Moments: 4 Spartans try to find porn for the UNSC but unleash the Flood, who promptly assrape them to death. Even the one with the scottish accent.

Deus (More like Desu amirite?) Ex Machina: Rip off shit of Spiderman, Ironman, Hancock and other superheroes you can think about.

Hard Justice: No joke, the series is gay and stupid with toilet humor.

Machinima Union

Batmandiestonight2.png
Batman dies tonight.

Last Thursday, someone thought it would be a good idea to create a forum that would bring the machinima community back to its glory days. Said forum was created by 13-year-old boys and a 22 year machinima celebrity who went by the name of "Mik3 WB". Since the majority of the admins felt that it was their duty to suck Mik3's cock whenever given the opportunity, many users were promptly b& over petty disagreements revolving around which internet celebrity was deserving of the most blowjobs.

A coalition referring to themselves as the Gay Nigger Association of America was formed, and much lulz was had, as the forums were relentlessly spammed with Nazi imagery. Unfortunately, for the admins, the spammers had discovered an exploit which allowed them to spam hundreds of threads in a matter of minutes. And since the forum was built on a template, they had no real way of patching said exploit. A multitude of moderators were hired on the spot, as the thousands of threads that had been spammed required a manual clean-up. To make matters worse, one of the admins themselves was working with the spammers, and managed to change the banner on the homepage.

Following the raid, the main admin released his official statement, and eventually left the forum to a team of equally as incompetent teenagers, thus ending a short lived saga in an obscure internet community that no one has ever heard of.

Other notable faggotry

Some argue that the reason machinima sucks so hard is because all the machinima producers aren't trying to make original films or screenplays, but instead either copy Red vs. Blow or take some popular internet phenomena and ride on its coattails until either one or both have become old meme.

Take, for instance, the shitty JewTube sensation, 'Pork and Beans.' Some aspiring machinima producer watched it and had the clever idea of applying it to machinima celebrities. This quickly proved to be a bad idea since the only people who know about these hacks are socially awkward preteens, so no one would know who half the fucking cast was. Undaunted, they forded on and eventually pinched off this loaf of shit:


PROTIP: If you have to have a caption with your name for people to know who you are, you aren't a celebrity.

Also, RANDOM UNNECESSARY KILLS FTW LOL

Links

  • machinima NOPE THEY DELETED ALL OF THERE VIDEOS

See also

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