Alra Galathor

The feared warlord himself

Alra Galathor the human translation of Algar Gelethorn the reincarnation of the ancient warlord plays epic power metal with his band of the same name. Alra Galathor also has two side projects shiriashi a dark approach to power metal, and Rays of Sunshine a collaboration of folk music from around the world.

The History of the Warlord

WARNING: DRAGON RIDING POWER METAL FAG AHEAD!

Alra Galathor known as Kasey to common folk is a metalhead and a hippie (yes it is possible). He is a mighty warlord yet unable to feel hate as revealed in conversations, and also a strong believer in faganism. The abomination was conceived at least 100 years ago to a family of jenkem huffing illegal immigrants. He resides in the mountains of Canadia. Kasey is a timid human scared of others and likes to hide his disfiguring cleft lip (especially in photos). When he is not fapping furiously to/or drawing his own hentai. He enjoys playing world of warcraft and writing songs for his non existant band.

I has a mandolin

Trolling Alra Galathor

During October of 2007 an angel was sent to relieve Kasey of his virginity. Her name was Alice. She was an attractive young woman 17 years of age. Chronically depressed and looking for someone to love, she met Kasey on nexopia.com and began to hit it off. Little did Alra know, there are no girls on the internet and fell right into this trap. Much lulz ensued as Kasey began telling her his fantasies and attempting cyber with her. Being the oblivious idiot he is, he never caught on despite several warning signs. In November, Alice's grandfather died which caused her depression to kick in and made her very unhappy. Despite this being clearly evident to him, Alra Galathor attempted to electronically "open her gates" anyway. In December, Alice became an hero by trying to cut her throat, then going into the garage to turn on the car and poison herself with carbon monoxide. Galathor was informed of her death IRL by anon, it was reported that he then cried over 9000 times. Alra Galathor is just as easy to troll IRL as he is on the internets and should be trolled for great justice.

Contacting The Mighty Warlord

Email/msn [email protected]

chatlogs soon to come.

Memorable Quotes

"And you know what's wierd... I don't actually hate him. He's probably been the worst person to me in my life, but I stil dont hate him, Because I can't feel hate." -The Warlord on Collin

"a naked chick isn't attractive, pubic hair is gross..... id rather a topless chick just give me a blowjob" -Alra Galathor on sex.

*puts my hands on your side to hold you, and buries face into pussy. licks passionately, but softly, to provide you with pleasure, but while also enjoying that which I am getting. as i lick, and you suck, my cock gets a little bit harder and grows another half inch." -POWER UP, during cyber sex with Alice.

"I consider myself both a hippie and a metalhead (yes, it is possible)" -Alra being a douche.

"I wouldn't give up my friends for anything in the world, for I know that the value of money and wealth is meaningless next to the value of friendship." -Kasey on friendship

"So, if you don't mind, could you give a more detailed description, as if it were a scene in a decriptive erotic novel? I'm curious..." -Alra's method of starting a cyber session with Alice.

*I sit with my woman on my bed.... we're both naked and we're both ready to explore physical love for the very first time..... together. I sit facing you, staring at your naked body with wide eyes, gazing upon this extravagent beauty... I can't believe that I'm gonna have this tonight* -Gelethorn during a session with Alice.

"If you have read the Halo books, which I doubt you have, you'd know Master Chiefs real name" -Wtf?

*Shudders with pleasure* -Alra durring a cyber BJ with Alice

"Dost thou maketh a reference to Pans Labyrinth?" -Alra being gay to the mention of Pan in a God vs God thread.

*grows a half inch longer because of additional arousal* -Typical cyber quote from Alra.

"...I meant oral. lol. Get it? Let's put "heads" together, meaning your literal head, and my sexual head" -Alra trying to get a blowjob on the internets

Gallery

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  small cock is small
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  I puts hair in my fair to hide my deformity
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  I R GRIM AND TROO
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  Anger leads to hate, hate leads to the dark side.
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  Artist depiction of Alra's troll. For further information, see here.
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  I don't even know what to say