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'''Rehab''' is a place for [[loser|quitters]]. It also comes in handy when you [[troll]] too hard and -in lieu of [[trolls remorse]]- you need to [[sorry|apologise]] to placate the angry mob who are calling for [[unemployed|your head]]. Rehab is the second best sort of fun anyone can have without putting a penis in their ass. Or, in the case of this [http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CBIQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fgroup.php%3Fgid%3D6088120783&ei=JtB1TL-QJoi2sAOE6NmgDQ&usg=AFQjCNHnWyg8hdunOYcO_jcs8tBDdTDZWg this place], possibly [[butthurt|with a penis in their ass]]. A great boost to any social circle is an association with a reformed crackhead, they will certainly provide many lulzy stories during [[gangbang|family gatherings]]. | '''Rehab''' is a place for [[loser|quitters]]. It also comes in handy when you [[troll]] too hard and -in lieu of [[trolls remorse]]- you need to [[sorry|apologise]] to placate the angry mob who are calling for [[unemployed|your head]]. Rehab is the second best sort of fun anyone can have without putting a penis in their ass. Or, in the case of this [http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CBIQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fgroup.php%3Fgid%3D6088120783&ei=JtB1TL-QJoi2sAOE6NmgDQ&usg=AFQjCNHnWyg8hdunOYcO_jcs8tBDdTDZWg this place], possibly [[butthurt|with a penis in their ass]]. A great boost to any social circle is an association with a reformed crackhead, they will certainly provide many lulzy stories during [[gangbang|family gatherings]]. | ||
Celebrities | Celebrities particularly enjoy going to rehab as an excuse for stupid shit they've done (see also: [[sorry]]). Whether or not these actions were actually caused by [[drug]]s or [[alcohol]] is inconsequential. As in the case of [[Mel Gibson]], a Jew hater who pretended to be a drunk to save his shitty career. It didn't work. | ||
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==Kinds Of Rehab== | ==Kinds Of Rehab== | ||
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*[[Alcoholics Anonymous|12-Step Programmes]] | *[[Alcoholics Anonymous|12-Step Programmes]] | ||
*[[Religion]] | *[[Religion]] | ||
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*[[Tom Cruise]] | *[[Tom Cruise]] | ||
*[[Potty Pete]] | *[[Potty Pete]] | ||
*[[Amy Winehouse]] | *<s>[[Amy Winehouse]]</s> No need, she ded. | ||
*[[Furries]] | *[[Furries]] | ||
*[[ODB]] | *[[ODB]] | ||
Latest revision as of 17:10, 8 September 2023
Rehab is a place for quitters. It also comes in handy when you troll too hard and -in lieu of trolls remorse- you need to apologise to placate the angry mob who are calling for your head. Rehab is the second best sort of fun anyone can have without putting a penis in their ass. Or, in the case of this this place, possibly with a penis in their ass. A great boost to any social circle is an association with a reformed crackhead, they will certainly provide many lulzy stories during family gatherings.
Celebrities particularly enjoy going to rehab as an excuse for stupid shit they've done (see also: sorry). Whether or not these actions were actually caused by drugs or alcohol is inconsequential. As in the case of Mel Gibson, a Jew hater who pretended to be a drunk to save his shitty career. It didn't work.
Kinds Of Rehab
dead, lol
- 12-Step Programmes
- Religion
- Anger Management
- Gay rehab
- The Great Re/b/oot
- ED
- Jail
- Better drugs
- Internet Rehab
- Celebrity Rehab
People In Rehab
- Britney Spears
- Lindsay Lohan
- Rush Limbaugh
- Ted Haggard
- Kramer
- Eminem
- Mel Gibson (Jew
- Mel Gibson (Latino Rehab)
- Tim Hardaway
- /b/
- Your Mom
- Everyone
- Noone
People Who Should Be In Rehab
Michael Jackson (Pedo Rehab)- DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS- Tom Cruise
- Potty Pete
Amy WinehouseNo need, she ded.- Furries
- ODB
- Weev