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thefremen, a.k.a Miles Snell, real name Scott, is a tumblr social justice blogger, male feminist, rape survivor, brony and 30 year old professional manchild.
—thefremen |
thefremen is 'active' within the Tumblr social justice community. When he's not blogging about rape culture, he can be found cosplaying as Big MacIntosh of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, lamenting over his own sexual frustration, and blaming the patriarchy for his failures to get laid. Evidently, even the most cock-starved, obese and unkempt feminists can't even bring themselves to fuck him.
He also has a young daughter, the product of his tragic rape. A child forced to endure vegan food, indoctrination, mental breakdowns, and long monologues about daddy's obsessive fandoms. Thefremen seems oblivious to the looming specter of the not-to-distant future when she will inevitably outgrow her father in emotional maturity, moving state, placing a restraining order, and legally changing her name.
Rape Survivor
thefremen refers to himself a rape survivor. Most people would assume that he was a victim of buttsecks at the hands of some nigger known as 'Big Tyrone'. However, he has claimed that the perpetrator was actually a woman. His previous and only partner decided to sit on his cock one night while he was asleep. Most men in this situation would either thank their lucky stars or use their god-given strength to toss the bitch off, but when thefremen awoke to find his girl riding his tiny meatshaft, he proceeded to weep like a retard and go on to develop PTSD.
Fremenism
Thefremen is sometimes unsure whether or not to call himself a feminist. He has too much respect for womyn to have the arrogance to describe himself as one, being the foul subhuman man beast that he is, so often he will call himself an ally instead.
—gamershifty |
—thefremen |
Social Justice
Besides feminism, thefremen spends a ridiculous amount of time obsessing over perceived injustices against anyone who isn't a white heterosexual cisgendered middle-class male, be their category real or imagined.
This includes but is not limited to:
- Niggers
- Gays
- lesbians
- Bisexuals
- Transgenders
- Genderqueers
- Genderfluids
- Pansexuals
- Omnisexuals
- Trisexuals
- Asexuals
- BBWs
Like most social justice retards, he believes that everything in existence is a social construct created by the white-hetro-cisman-patriarchy to keep everyone in check. He also pretty much hates everyone who's well-adjusted or normal. As a liberal western Atheist, he has frequently expressed his hatred and disgust for Christianity. But unsurprisingly, he really loves and respects those peaceful and tolerant Muslims.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Being the socially retarded deviant that he is, thefremen is a committed brony. His infatuation with the little girls TV show is so extreme that he considers it an appropriate tool for teaching him the social skills required to obtain a romantic/sexual partner.
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Well, hello grrrls...
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DAT ASS
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DEM CHEEKS
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Breaking down the gender binary
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In repose
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Workin' the cutie mark.
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The camera loves it.
Dating
Thefremen has and continues to attempt to find a potential partner through various internet dating sites, the favorite of choice being OKCupid. Alas, when he does manage to find someone who isn't repulsed by his profile, he fucks-up his remaining chance by going into speeches on feminism, social justice, MLP, or some other shit.
—At least he's semi-realistic |
—thefremen on sex |
—Beggars CAN be choosers |
—The most important lesson in not being a rapist |
The Victim Becomes The Perpetrator
Over the course of a handful of posts in which thefremen performed his usual rants about rape, some interesting revelations appear...
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Crime, punishment, and a shocking revelation.
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Never miss a chance to reference ponies.
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Though he doesn't take kindly to accusations of misogyny.
Whether or not he did sexually harass anyone is disputable, especially considering how fucking touchy the average feminist is. Still, considering thefremen's poor social skills, we may never know...
Sexuality
Thefremen originally described himself as 'hetrosexualish' on his tumblr, but later updated this to 'hetrosexualish and questioning'. Presumably this is due to his love of dickgirls. He has also expressed his talent and love for cunillingus on multiple occasions (despite not having anything resembling a real sex life).
Links
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