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JacobDarkGod is a [[pussy|man]]; a man with a PLAN. His plan, the product of [[at least 100]] milliseconds of [[dumbass|careful]] consideration, is [[Bullshit|completely and utterly without flaw]] | JacobDarkGod is a [[pussy|man]]; a man with a PLAN. His plan, the product of [[at least 100]] milliseconds of [[dumbass|careful]] consideration, is [[Bullshit|completely and utterly without flaw]] | ||
His cause is the noblest cause of all: he's going to [[genocide|kill EVERY FUCKING TROLL]]. How does he plan to do it, you may ask? Through the most reliable people ON the internet - [[YOU]]! Note: There is no irony in the fact that he is trying to enlist anonymous people to troll other anonymous people into [[oblivion|oblivion]]. Neither is there the possibility that, upon realizing the power of doing things [[for the lulz]], the people who shoved the trolls back out the [[ | His cause is the noblest cause of all: he's going to [[genocide|kill EVERY FUCKING TROLL]]. How does he plan to do it, you may ask? Through the most reliable people ON the internet - [[YOU]]! Note: There is no irony in the fact that he is trying to enlist anonymous people to troll other anonymous people into [[oblivion|oblivion]]. Neither is there the possibility that, upon realizing the power of doing things [[for the lulz]], the people who shoved the trolls back out the [[B|asshole of the internet]] will take over as trolls themselves. It's important to know that this probably [[lie|isn't]] because his [[forced meme|movement won't take off]]. | ||
[[unrealistic expectations|Nevertheless, once EVERY FUCKING TROLL is dead, the internet will revert to how it was originally intended: as a communistic hippie zone where love and buttsex abound.]] | [[unrealistic expectations|Nevertheless, once EVERY FUCKING TROLL is dead, the internet will revert to how it was originally intended: as a communistic hippie zone where love and buttsex abound.]] | ||
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== BRACE FOR EPIC == | == BRACE FOR EPIC == | ||
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Jacob is back under a new, [[Lie|super secret alias]] that [http://uk.youtube.com/user/jacobdeadman no-one will ever guess] | Jacob is back under a new, [[Lie|super secret alias]] that [http://uk.youtube.com/user/jacobdeadman no-one will ever guess] | ||
<youtube>BhTzmzpmtQg</youtube> | <youtube>BhTzmzpmtQg</youtube> | ||
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== In Review == | == In Review == | ||
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*[[White Knighting]] | *[[White Knighting]] | ||
*[[Internet Tough Guy]] | *[[Internet Tough Guy]] | ||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
Latest revision as of 12:36, 20 December 2015
Jewblack persongod is a former YouTube avenger of justice who recently declared a war against all trolls after his only two online friends got harassed by trolls. The fact that they were a furry and an emo had nothing to do with it. After he made his epic declaration of war, Anonymous laughed and trolled the fuck out of him.
War has been declared
Jacob declares war. All trolls laugh.
A mirror of the original video.
He may have a sword, but I have a gun.
Includes:
- Nerd rage
- BAW
- Death threats
- ...And a fake katana!
Jacobdarkgod: True Saviour of the Internet
JacobDarkGod is a man; a man with a PLAN. His plan, the product of at least 100 milliseconds of careful consideration, is completely and utterly without flaw
His cause is the noblest cause of all: he's going to kill EVERY FUCKING TROLL. How does he plan to do it, you may ask? Through the most reliable people ON the internet - YOU! Note: There is no irony in the fact that he is trying to enlist anonymous people to troll other anonymous people into oblivion. Neither is there the possibility that, upon realizing the power of doing things for the lulz, the people who shoved the trolls back out the asshole of the internet will take over as trolls themselves. It's important to know that this probably isn't because his movement won't take off.
- insert unfunny copypasta*
JacobDarkGod is GONE BITCHES.
—Hopefully forever. | ||
Quotes
—JacobDarkgod's rousing declaration. | ||
—JacobDarkgod on | ||
—JacobDarkgod, showcasing his ADD. | ||
—Jacob ALL CAPS'ING IRL. | ||
—Jacob, on his childhood. | ||
— Please, dear God, let these be Jacob's last words. | ||
Goodnight, Sweet Prince
Jacob's YouTube account has been deleted, so the original "Declaration of war" video was lost together with his other rant videos on trolls . Thankfully, we've provided a mirror of the famous video (see above) for your viewing pleasure. Then, to prove we're unbiased, we also supplied many troll videos, even though most of them suck and are made of fail.
BRACE FOR EPIC
Jacob is back under a new, super secret alias that no-one will ever guess
In Review
The truth of the matter is that JacobDarkGod is a prime example of someone who decides he wants to make a change but doesn't know what the fuck to do. Even worse, he doesn't realize his own ignorance. Thusly, instead of sitting down and laying out his points in a logical manner, then carefully planning what he intends to say, he grabs his trusty toy katana and makes an ass of himself on the internet. But really, if he's naive enough to believe that you can win a fight (much less a fucking war) on the internet, it's probably too much to ask him to think, period.
It should come as no surprise that he went batshit and delete fucking everything, which goes to show that seeing someone try to hurt you when they're doing exactly what you wanted all along is lulzy indeed. It also goes to show that, sometimes, Anonymous gets it right.
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