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[[File:peeingterest.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The emblem is a symbol of '''P'''roblematic bitches.]] | [[File:peeingterest.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The emblem is a symbol of '''P'''roblematic bitches.]] | ||
[http://www.pinterest.com '''Pinterest'''] is a [[social networking]] website for [[Wimmins|females]] who wish to enjoy [[Guido|muscular male bodies]], useless kitchen-related accessories, clothing and looking at other bitches. The popularity of pinterest amongst females arises from the fact that guys don't use the site and therefore nobody with intelligence is there to call them whores for what they do. The majority of pinterest users are known to have severe [[USI]], which can be seen from how the website is "invitation only". The name being obvious, pinterest is supposed to have interesting posts, like any other social networking website, like reddit, digg, stumbleupon, 9gag and even some boards of 4chan. | [http://www.pinterest.com '''Pinterest'''] is a [[social networking]] website for [[Wimmins|females]] who wish to enjoy [[Guido|muscular male bodies]], useless kitchen-related accessories, clothing and looking at other bitches. The popularity of pinterest amongst females arises from the fact that guys don't use the site and therefore nobody with intelligence is there to call them whores for what they do. The majority of pinterest users are known to have severe [[USI]], which can be seen from how the website is "invitation only". The name being obvious, pinterest is supposed to have interesting posts, like any other social networking website, like reddit, digg, stumbleupon, 9gag and even some boards of 4chan. Its servers are powered by a combination of [[AIDS]] and [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/|cancer]]. | ||
==Adult lockers== | |||
Pinterest is the modern equivalent of adolescent Teen Beat collages in school lockers (also known as a [[Shit that will never happen|"wishboard" or "dreamboard" or "vision board" or "visualization board" or "to-do list"]]), where a retarded teen girl can gaze into the eyes of all the famous popular celebrity males who will never ever fuck them in a million years. The colorful light emitted from Pinterest can prove to be very inspiring. | |||
This kind of daydream fantasy bullshit is made more popular by [[Oprah]]-endorsed The Secret (aka The Law of Attraction) which claims that dreams really do come true [[Disney|when you wish upon a star]], because your vibes attract what you want into your life and make your dreams manifest, and since it's The Law the universe will respond by giving you what you want. Like all those people who want to lose the lottery, and all those children who want to die of starvation and diarrhea in [[Africa]], and all those brown migrants who want to drown in the Mediterranean Sea and wash up on the beach. It's similar to the notion of [[karma]], where successful people believe everybody gets what they deserve in some giant cosmic meritocracy. However, it ignores the phenomenon of people finding themselves [[Gamers|content enough with fantasies and simulations to never actually do anything to improve their life]] (like Pinners). | |||
==Majority of posts on Pee interest== | ==Majority of posts on Pee interest== | ||
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* [[Spam]] | * [[Spam]] | ||
* [[Marriage]] | * [[Marriage]] | ||
* [[Food]] | * [[Food|Recipes]] that wimmins will never make | ||
* [[Lens flare]] | * [[Lens flare]] | ||
* [[Memes]] | * [[Memes]] | ||
Latest revision as of 07:23, 18 March 2017
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Encyclopedia Dramatica is on Pinterest |
Pinterest is a social networking website for females who wish to enjoy muscular male bodies, useless kitchen-related accessories, clothing and looking at other bitches. The popularity of pinterest amongst females arises from the fact that guys don't use the site and therefore nobody with intelligence is there to call them whores for what they do. The majority of pinterest users are known to have severe USI, which can be seen from how the website is "invitation only". The name being obvious, pinterest is supposed to have interesting posts, like any other social networking website, like reddit, digg, stumbleupon, 9gag and even some boards of 4chan. Its servers are powered by a combination of AIDS and cancer.
Adult lockers
Pinterest is the modern equivalent of adolescent Teen Beat collages in school lockers (also known as a "wishboard" or "dreamboard" or "vision board" or "visualization board" or "to-do list"), where a retarded teen girl can gaze into the eyes of all the famous popular celebrity males who will never ever fuck them in a million years. The colorful light emitted from Pinterest can prove to be very inspiring.
This kind of daydream fantasy bullshit is made more popular by Oprah-endorsed The Secret (aka The Law of Attraction) which claims that dreams really do come true when you wish upon a star, because your vibes attract what you want into your life and make your dreams manifest, and since it's The Law the universe will respond by giving you what you want. Like all those people who want to lose the lottery, and all those children who want to die of starvation and diarrhea in Africa, and all those brown migrants who want to drown in the Mediterranean Sea and wash up on the beach. It's similar to the notion of karma, where successful people believe everybody gets what they deserve in some giant cosmic meritocracy. However, it ignores the phenomenon of people finding themselves content enough with fantasies and simulations to never actually do anything to improve their life (like Pinners).
Majority of posts on Pee interest
- Spam
- Makeup how tos
- Doods
- Motivational feminazi posts
- Spam
- Marriage
- Recipes that wimmins will never make
- Lens flare
- Memes
- Top 10 ways to get yourself raped
- Spam
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