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Stock photographers and the models they take pictures of have somehow mastered the art of achieving the perfect composition to make something as [[boring]] as [[eating]] food look like a goddamn event. But eating fruit? That's something infinitely more boring, but they have found a way to take the most photogenic snaps of these random ass people just so they can be shoved on some stock photo website to be used in an ad for [[erectile dysfunction]] or whatever. Why anyone needs this many pictures of random people eating a random assortment of fruit is anyone's guess, but it's certainly better than the alternative of Alegria. | Stock photographers and the models they take pictures of have somehow mastered the art of achieving the perfect composition to make something as [[boring]] as [[eating]] food look like a goddamn event. But eating fruit? That's something infinitely more boring, but they have found a way to take the most photogenic snaps of these random ass people just so they can be shoved on some stock photo website to be used in an ad for [[erectile dysfunction]] or whatever. Why anyone needs this many pictures of random people eating a random assortment of fruit is anyone's guess, but it's certainly better than the alternative of Alegria. | ||
There are slight variations on the standard formula, and that's to have your model look at vegetables as well. No, not Ozzy Osbourne, the other kind of vegetables faggot. | There are slight variations on the standard formula, and that's to have your model look at vegetables as well. No, not [[metal (music)|Ozzy Osbourne]], the other kind of [[food|vegetables]] you faggot. | ||
==How to make an [[epic]] stock photo== | |||
# Get a handsome model with pearly white teeth | |||
# Light your subject perfectly | |||
# Give them a bowl of fruit salad and say "smile" | |||
# Take the picture | |||
# ? | |||
# [[PROFIT!]] | |||
==MMMM I'M HAPPY AND EATING FRUIT== | ==MMMM I'M HAPPY AND EATING FRUIT== | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
[[People]] | * [[People]] | ||
[[Eating]] | * [[Eating]] | ||
[[Fruit]] | * [[Fruit]] | ||
{{Foods}} | {{Foods}} | ||
Latest revision as of 08:13, 5 April 2022
People eating fruit is a genre of stock images used by corporate graphic designers. It consists of a number of defining factors, but the most common type of this style of pic is a grinning asshole with a bowl of fruit salad. This is blatant propaganda from doctors to make people think eating a shitload of fruit will somehow make you healthy, but the only way we'll know for sure is if Nikocado Avocado makes a weight-loss mukbang when he eats nothing but fruit and vegetables all day.
Models getting fruity with fruit
Stock photographers and the models they take pictures of have somehow mastered the art of achieving the perfect composition to make something as boring as eating food look like a goddamn event. But eating fruit? That's something infinitely more boring, but they have found a way to take the most photogenic snaps of these random ass people just so they can be shoved on some stock photo website to be used in an ad for erectile dysfunction or whatever. Why anyone needs this many pictures of random people eating a random assortment of fruit is anyone's guess, but it's certainly better than the alternative of Alegria.
There are slight variations on the standard formula, and that's to have your model look at vegetables as well. No, not Ozzy Osbourne, the other kind of vegetables you faggot.
How to make an epic stock photo
- Get a handsome model with pearly white teeth
- Light your subject perfectly
- Give them a bowl of fruit salad and say "smile"
- Take the picture
- ?
- PROFIT!
