Sheila Bowers

Am I pretty yet?

Sheila Bowers is the attention whore sister of Crystal-For-Ever. So far her antics on the internets have not been entirely lulzworthy, but she shows potential! Like her sister she has a fetish for taking over 9000 photos of herself to paste all over MySpace. Occasionally her redneck boyfriend will make an appearance in these photos. Sheila's various deviantart accounts and crappy web pages have been mistaken as Crystal-For-Ever's sockpuppets. But the horrifying truth is that Crystal and Sheila are twins. They ARE identical twins, but with the ever-changing hair colors and weight-jumping, it's hard to confuse them.

She's a "Model"

Sheila is the average MySpace model. This means she takes a crapload of photos, edits them in Photoshop, and posts them. Once she's done a mass upload she proceeds to spam her friends with "PLZ COMENT MAI PIX!!!!!" Most of her photos consist of her making the same expressions: Pushing her lips out (Because it makes her look sexy...not stupid! Not stupid at all...) or if she's feeling creative she might frown at the camera to show her viewers how "dark and creative" she is.

Her photo editing skills consist of:

• Burning her eyes so her eyeliner appears more black.
• Editing her saggy skin out of her photos.
• Airbrushing her various moles, zits, and stretch marks.

She's also a poser who wears fake lip rings, how gay.

Employment

Currently she works at a crappy theatre as a day ticket seller, in her dream job, for added lulz visit her at work in dayton, ohio at the Rave Dayton South sometime in the matinee.

Role playing

Sheila has many various Roleplaying accounts on MySpace. All of her characters are whores.

• Darth Mistress
• Some Jedi slut
• Vampire slut
• Demon Slut?

Sheila apparently sucked enough cock at ForceFX.com to ensure that she would acquire a loyal fan-base and be given moderator status on some lame Star Wars message board. Here is where she shows off her deplorable role playing skills and her saggy titties.

External Links

• Her Myspace

(Most of these appear to be inactive.)
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