Steve Wilkos

Steve doesn't like Niggers, Jews, or Muslims on his stage.

	“	Why don't I just make you my bitch?	„
	—Steve Wilkos, claiming dominance.....and faggotry

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Steve's game face

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Dildo Wilkos (TV Glitch)

Steve Wilkos (Also Known as Steve Dildos) is what happens when a high school bully who dropped out of community college and served time for aggravated assault accepts Jesus Christ as his lord and savior. He is an IRL Internet Tough Guy and yet another American talk show host troll with a show full of Drama, a retarded audience, and constant censorship. Before he had his own show, he used to be a security guard on The Jerry Springer show and before that, he used to be a police officer and an Marine. Just like The Jerry Springer Show, The Steve Wilkos Show is full of niggers, niggers with AIDS, sick fucks, pregnant teenage girls, and niggers who fuck sick fucks who fuck pregnant teenagers.

Steve Wilkos will fuck anybody up. He was in the Marines and was a police officer!!!

Each episode consists of Steve wearing a vertical striped shirt going batshit insane and yelling at coons at the top of his lungs for not paying child support (someone has to, we have to spend too much for prison and well fare taxes because of niggers as it is). He then proceeds to taunt his victim, pissing them off like hell, and then laughs at their face because they cannot do anything about it. Upon exploiting his victim for Lulz and making them feel like shit, he makes a lecture telling them how they can "be a better person".

The Steve Wilkos Show

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amidoin it rite?

Apparently, just like all American talk shows, The Steve Wilkos Show is full of drama beyond human explanation and it is debatable whether or not the show is real or scripted. The show debuted in September 10, 2007, right after Wilkos and Springer broke up. In a nutshell, it is a copypasta of all those other Talk Shows, except it has moar Lulz that distinguish it from the other crappy talk shows. In his show, Stevey does a lot more than Jerry or any other dirty Jew. Instead of trying to "solve problems" (which are usually caused by Jews), Steve Wilkos purposely stirs up the drama by himself. He starts by talking shit, convincing his audience that he's a pretty cool guy. Next, he taunts his victim into trying to talk shit back. Basically, he offers the victim to try to hit him; he even throws in a bat or another blunt object for fun. After, he stands there smiling and then talks moar shit and taunts even harder causing anger to his victim. Finally, he ends it with his ALLCAPS voice saying, "GET THE FUCK OFF MY CHAIR!!", "GET THE FUCK OFF MY STAGE!!", and on rare occasions "ALLAH AKBAR!!!".

Steve is known to abuse these. Sit with caution.

In just about every episode (which is a copypasta of the last episode), Steve Wilkos throws a chair to express his feelings. The reason for this insanity is not known but it is suggested that he had bad experiences with chairs in his youth. Upon watching the show, what triggers his anger is when people sit on his chair. Apparently, Steve can't stand anyone sitting on his chair and sitting on it is like a woman having a deep mutual relationship with Hitler and then telling him that she is a Jew after they made love. Many lulz are ensured. When going up stage on The Steve Wilkos Show, Steve will remind You that "IT'S ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT!!" and "YOU'RE A HORRIBLE FUCKING PERSON!!!". He brings in niggers who abuse their women (They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen), Rednecks, Troubled Teens, Pedophiles, and any other sick fuck that can be exploited for lulz.

He Is the Final Boss of reality Shows, and his retarded audience will cheer no matter what he does. He could take a shit in Chris Hansen's mouth and post certain pictures and his audience will still cheer even after he told them they're gay. Oh, and he likes to get his face nice and close to another guy's face when he yells at them, suggesting he's manly

TL;DR - WHERE'S THE VIDEOS?

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QUOTES

“   *BEEP**BEEP**BEEP*YOU*BEEP**BEEP*I HATE YOU, YOU*BEEP**BEEP**BEEP*SHUT THE*BEEP**BEEP*YOU*BEEP**BEEP* (Throws a chair at the wall and the audience are cheering)   „         “   YOU DON'T DESERVE TO SIT ON MY CHAIR   „         “   I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!   „         “   IT'S ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT, YOU'RE A HORRIBLE FUCKING PERSON   „         “   GET THE FUCK OFF MY STAGE   „         “   GET THE FUCK OFF MY CHAIR   „         “   OH, I WANT TO KISS HIM   „     —Steve demonstrating his faggotry by asking to kiss a guy with Aids. srsly Previous Quote | Next Quote

Not even Steve Wilkos is safe from animu.

CHARACTERISTICS

He'll fucking kick your ass!

• He looks like Steve Ballmer and is as sensible as him, except his head is completely shaved and he doesn't sweat as much. Oh, and he's darker.
• HE TALKS IN ALLCAPS JUST LIKE BILLY MAYS.
• He is known for committing hate crimes towards chairs.
• His shows start out with lulzy flame wars but end up with shit nobody cares about.
• He doesn't liek mudkipz.
• Likes to remind people that he was a cop but never says why he got fired or quit.
• Suffers greatly from unwarrented self importance and actually thinks that having actors onstage equals him doing something about furfags and CP.
• Tries his damndest to convince America that a lie detector is an accurate scientific tool and can be used in court to disprove a witness' testimony because of its infallibility despite people like Ted Bundy, The Son of Sam, Jeffrey Dahmer or anyone who has read on book on the subject, being able to pass the test.
• Like all internet tough guys He wants to beat the living shit out of the Pedobear and you if you say he's full of shit.
• In his internet tough guy style he will tell you to GTFO his stage after you are long off it and his bodyguards have you surrounded and are leading you out of the studio.
• Like most 13 year old boys, he liked to defend the lolitas but this stopped when many of his women viewers grew a brain cell and wrote to him bitching about him defending what they called juvenile whores that were asking for it.

See Also

• Chair
• Chris Hansen
• Jerry Springer
• Maury
• Oprah
• Steve Ballmer, Wilkos's sweaty long lost twin

YouTubes

• Where you'll find most of the episodes
• Moar Videos

External Links

• His official website
• Steve Wilkos (Official Myspace)

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