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With the technological advancements in [[Scientology|SCIENCE]], we have be lucky enough to be given electricity, television and the [[internet|series of small tubes]] you sit on every day of your dreadful and empty existence. Then we were given a little electronic box to play the [[vidya]] all day on, then that all changed.
With the technological advancements in [[Scientology|SCIENCE]], we have be lucky enough to be given electricity, television and the [[internet|series of small tubes]] you sit on every day of your dreadful and empty existence. Then we were given a little electronic box to play the [[vidya]] all day on, then that all changed.


'''Crazy Bus''' is the pointless and god awful game made in 2004. It basically consists of just an intro title and [[Fail|no game play whatsoever.]]
'''Crazy Bus''' is the pointless and god awful game made in [[2004]] by some random [[Venezuela|Venezuelan]] nobodies. It basically consists of just an intro title and [[Fail|no game play whatsoever.]]


Do you like having your ear raped?  
Do you like having your ear raped?  
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==The <i>REAL</i> crazy bus==
==Crazy Bus: Fugfag Edition==


For those who [[Bitches don't know|don't know]] about [[Furfag|Arthur]] then here's the crazy bus song.
Yes, a Crazy Bus before Crazy Bus. Horrifying spawn of furfaggotry [[Furry|Arthur]] had a song called Crazy Bus.
In this miserable trainwreck of a cartoon labeled as [[Pedo|children's television]], Arthur's sister plays this [[Justin Bieber|cheerful]] tune day in and day out to [[incest|rape]] Arthur's brains. It is by far WORSE than later labels called Crazy Bus, and has been proven useful as a method of torture against other people. Despite this, playing the song over loudspeakers will bring [[war|peace]] and [[racism|unity]] among your community.


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Feel like singing along?
<br><br>Crazy bus, crazy bus, Riding on the crazy bus
<br>Riding up, riding down, Driven by a funny clown,
<br>Wacky, goony, goofy, spoony, [[drugs|High]] as a plane or a balloon-y
<br>Crazy bus, come ride with us, As we ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride
<br>It's a crazy bus, but not a schmazy bus, Don't make a fuss, just come with us,
<br>Slappy, sloopy, gloppy, gloopy, Happy-happy, hoopy-hoopy,
<br>Dopey, doffy, screwy, blue-y, Gooey, chewy, fooey, dewey, Absolutely bus-a-looey,
<br>Crazy, lazy, crazy, crazy bus, A flat tire is no problem, Because it's only flat on the bottom,
<br>A flat tire is no problem, Because it's only flat on the bottom, So let's go! Let's go! Let's GO!
<br>Wacky, goony, goofy, spoony, High as a plane or a balloon-y
<br>Crazy bus, come ride with us, As we ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride
<br>It's a crazy bus, but not a schmazy bus, Don't make a fuss, just come with us


<br> Possibly <i>the</i> gayest song ever made.
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[[fact|'''FACT:''']] 9 out of 10 [[asspies|scientists]] think singing this song on a schoolbus will get you laid.
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Crazy bus, crazy bus, Riding on the crazy bus
Riding up, riding down, Driven by a funny clown,
Wacky, goony, goofy, spoony, High as a plane or a balloon-y
Crazy bus, come ride with us, As we ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride
It's a crazy bus, but not a schmazy bus, Don't make a fuss, just come with us,
Slappy, sloopy, gloppy, gloopy, Happy-happy, hoopy-hoopy,
Dopey, doffy, screwy, blue-y, Gooey, chewy, fooey, dewey, Absolutely bus-a-looey,
Crazy, lazy, crazy, crazy bus, A flat tire is no problem, Because it's only flat on the bottom,
A flat tire is no problem, Because it's only flat on the bottom, So let's go! Let's go! Let's GO!
Wacky, goony, goofy, spoony, High as a plane or a balloon-y
Crazy bus, come ride with us, As we ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride
It's a crazy bus, but not a schmazy bus, Don't make a fuss, just come with us!|Who ever wrote this should be tried for [[ear rape|auditory assault]].}}


==Crazy Bus Combined With Crazy Bus==
==Crazy Bus Combined With Crazy Bus==
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==See Also==
==See Also==


* [[Bus Uncle]]
* [[Fail]]
* [[Fail]]
* [[Party Van]]
* [[Party Van]]

Latest revision as of 03:16, 10 June 2022

The god awful Intro

With the technological advancements in SCIENCE, we have be lucky enough to be given electricity, television and the series of small tubes you sit on every day of your dreadful and empty existence. Then we were given a little electronic box to play the vidya all day on, then that all changed.

Crazy Bus is the pointless and god awful game made in 2004 by some random Venezuelan nobodies. It basically consists of just an intro title and no game play whatsoever.

Do you like having your ear raped?

Well look no further.

Crazy Bus Intro


Also if you notice that it sounds that same played normal and backwards. That's because they are the SAME. Prepare for massive luls and headaches.


The Game Itself

Crazy Bus: Fugfag Edition

Yes, a Crazy Bus before Crazy Bus. Horrifying spawn of furfaggotry Arthur had a song called Crazy Bus. In this miserable trainwreck of a cartoon labeled as children's television, Arthur's sister plays this cheerful tune day in and day out to rape Arthur's brains. It is by far WORSE than later labels called Crazy Bus, and has been proven useful as a method of torture against other people. Despite this, playing the song over loudspeakers will bring peace and unity among your community.

Crazy Bus is now a musical? Hallelujah!
   
 

Crazy bus, crazy bus, Riding on the crazy bus Riding up, riding down, Driven by a funny clown, Wacky, goony, goofy, spoony, High as a plane or a balloon-y Crazy bus, come ride with us, As we ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride It's a crazy bus, but not a schmazy bus, Don't make a fuss, just come with us, Slappy, sloopy, gloppy, gloopy, Happy-happy, hoopy-hoopy, Dopey, doffy, screwy, blue-y, Gooey, chewy, fooey, dewey, Absolutely bus-a-looey, Crazy, lazy, crazy, crazy bus, A flat tire is no problem, Because it's only flat on the bottom, A flat tire is no problem, Because it's only flat on the bottom, So let's go! Let's go! Let's GO! Wacky, goony, goofy, spoony, High as a plane or a balloon-y Crazy bus, come ride with us, As we ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride It's a crazy bus, but not a schmazy bus, Don't make a fuss, just come with us!
 


 
 

—Who ever wrote this should be tried for auditory assault.

Crazy Bus Combined With Crazy Bus

When putting Crazy Bus with Arthur's Crazy Bus, this is what you get:

Crazy Bus.

See Also

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