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[[image:kligzwarddoilookgood.png|thumb|right|200px|Dat ass.]]
[[image:kligzward4.png|thumb|right|200px|This will never happen to him. Ever.]]
[[image:KligzwardInternetpredator.png|thumb|right|200px|Note the fear in her eyes.]]


{{fat|This person is a niggardly fagtastic assmasher. He loves to see furry chipmunk ass like the little animal fucker he is. Mail some baby chipmunk corpses to his house, he'll fuck them faster than you can say "numbnuts".}}
== Professional artist ==


Kligzward, A.K.A food fetish guy ([[powerword]]: Kenneth Sepulveda) is a skilled MS Paint artist and creator of Yu-Gi-Oh trading cards. He's also a decent person, reminding fellow artist on deviantArt they shouldn't be swearing or complaining so much. Unfortunately some people take issue with him being a gentleman, his desire to draw fat people and quasis.


[[image:Kligzward.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Notice the failure attempt of looking like he doesnt care. See the spurt of drool about to burst from the left side of the mouth?]]
These are the types of quasis that he normally brings to life:
[[image:Victim card.png|thumb|left|150px|Kligzward will use this card. '''All. The fucking. Time''']]
[[image:kligzward guessing game.png|thumb|right|150px|A game he plays before choosing his prey. Classy no?''']]
[[image:Idiot1.png|thumb|right|150px| Kligzfuck displaying his smart-ass prowess.]]


Cuntbleeders and horsefuckers of all ages, welcome to your most powerful orgasm yet.
* His fursona.
* Women who are fluffy. 50% of them are shaped like laserdiscs.
* Dragon Ball Z characters.
* Star Wars OCs.
* Combinations of Star Wars and Dragon Ball Z.


Behold, the prototype of the ultimate fail, '''Kligzward'''.
Some people have noticed that his artwork often includes ass shots of either his fursona or women, especially the fat ones. Not everyone is convinced that Kligzward is a top notch artist and more people are skeptical of his claims that Pixar would hire him.


A lot can be said by this waste of a pile of overdeveloped cumshot. But to summarize,  
Critics have accused Kligzward of not understanding what the term respect actually means. He's a very intelligent person and often the ignorant refuse to listen when he offers much needed insight about his standards and beliefs. Kligzward has broken down a couple times, frustrated at the stupidity on deviantArt. He's reported random users in an attempt to get them banned, in a vain effort to clean up the dA gene pool. Sadly, the moderators aren't very bright themselves which results in the inferiors experiencing much needed lulz.


In an effort to communicate with dA users in terms they understand, Kligzward will often play the victim card, complain on his journal and threaten to delete his account. Though he doesn't really mean it. Sometimes he will attempt to impress a lady by drawing a picture of her being fat and him groping her. Sadly, women on dA lack intelligence and reject his advances. Even so he cannot help but [http://browse.deviantart.com/art/Whut-the-Kligzward-314711093 brag] once in a while.


'''-He LOVES the smell of fecal matter.'''
Aside from drawing quasis, Kligzward has other hobbies. He knows that you've always wondered what Lola Bunny would look like if she didn't exercise and gorged herself on wedding cakes all day. George Lucas is an extremely talented person, sadly many on dA fail to realize this, which may invoke the wrath of Kligzward. Someday he aspires to direct a film called "No More Horror" which will be about, wait for it, quasis and Lola Bunny!


'''-Likes to draw those fat fucks you find at bars. Sniff this white stuff, child! It's the only way to see them at your local bar!'''
Another thing about this fag is the fact that he likes a fictional pussy named Suzie (keep in mind, suzie is a guy). He would like to have sex with Suzie, which makes him a bigger faggot than he was, literally. Also keep in mind that raping suzie is the only chance he'll ever get some pussy.


'''-Pedophile.'''
== YouTube ==


-'''And worst of all, he does not possess a brain in his head, which is full of George Lucas' shit. [[Shit|Mesa sniff feces!]]'''
<center><youtube>6Ttce5Pux7A</youtube></center>


== Gallery ==


You'll most likely see him drawing terrible MS Paint submissions, making shitty Yu-Gi-Oh cards, spamming other users pages that they shouldn't be cursing, or bitching constantly that he has no one to talk to. Probably because he gives off serial killer vibes.
<center><gallery>
image:Victim card.png|Kligztard's favorite card
image:kligzward guessing game.png|Read these logs, because [[you]] care, right?
image:Idiot1.png
image:kligzward3.png|Yes, that is Star Wars on the left...
image:Kligzward.jpg|The man.
image:do i look good.png|This is supposed to be a chipmunk.
</gallery></center>


== Art ==
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[[image:do i look good.png|thumb|left|150px| This is supposed to be a chipmunk mind you.]]
File:Kligzward1.png
[[image:kligzward3.png|thumb|left|150px| Its so hard to spot the difference! And yes, that is Star Wars on the left...]]
File:Kligzward2.png
[[image:kligzward4.png|thumb|right|150px|This will never happen to him. Ever.]]
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[[image:kligzwarddoilookgood.png|thumb|right|150px|Dat ass.]]
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}}


==See also==


 
*[[DBZ|Dragon Ball Z]]
These are what we dub as "Quasis". The Quasis are [[Retard|half-formed,]] just like Kligzfuck himself. He spends a grand total of 15 seconds spasming his computer mouse in [[Xbox One|Microshit]] Paint then hastily using the paint bucket tool with the default colors. Each one looks the same to me, but I think that's because of the fact that I'm motherfucking vomiting Niagra Falls over here as I type this fucking shit.
 
These are the types of Quasis that he brings to life;
 
 
-'''His shit-gorging fursona.'''
 
-'''Fat as all hell "women" who 50% of the time are shaped like Laserdiscs.'''
 
-'''Fucking horrible Dragon Ball Z characters.'''
 
-'''Fucking horrible Star Wars OCs.'''
 
-'''Combining both Star Wars and DBZ.'''
 
A common trait to any of his shit uploaded, no matter what the situation, it will always, '''ALWAYS''' involve a creepy [[Buttsecks|ass shot]] of either a [[Bestiality|chipmunk]], or some [[Shemale|girl]]. Dont believe me? Go to his DA.[http://kligzward.deviantart.com/]
 
These are pretty common traits of any lolcow on Deviantart, but that sure as hell wont stop us from making this! Besides the shitty art he creates, he truly believe he is top of the notch skill in art, boasting that even Pixar would hire him when he is old enough, when in reality, no one would hire this freakish piece of shit, given his "talent" and behavior, which brings us to...
 
 
== Behavior ==
[[image:KligzwardInternetpredator.png|thumb|left|150px|Note the fear in her eyes.]]
 
Kligzward is downright shameless when it comes to this. He has a very small understanding on what the term "respect" actually means, where in his eyes, as long as you speak to someone in a polite tone, all else is free play, regardless of the topic or request. This will commonly prompt him to trying desperately to force his standards and beliefs on anyone who has the unfortunate luck of running into him, ranging from bitching at people because they curse. To the point he threatened to report a random user that had no idea who he was, to try to get her banned from the site, the resulting lulz from the DA admins were clearly heard.
 
Besides his [[Swearing|"No cursing quest"]] he simply cant understand when people are generally upset with him, which leads him to play the victim card any time the obvious consequences of his actions show themselves, bitching on his journal, threatening to BAWWWWWWWlete his account and leave forever. When in reality no one gives two shits what happens to this waste of space.
 
Other than his standards, he also tries his best to push his fat fetish onto '''ANYONE''' he meets. Be warned, if you have tits. He will draw you fat as fuck and grope you. Because to Kligzfuck, if you have tits. Hes in love with you.
 
He also shamelessly begs people to praise his shitty work, both online and in real life.[http://browse.deviantart.com/art/Whut-the-Kligzward-314711093] [[Lie|Because EVERYONE knows hes a great person!]] despite contradicting himself saying he knows his videos and "art" is shit, yet still wants people to praise. Retarded? Most likely
 
== Personal Life ==
 
Aside from creating Quasis, Kligzfuck has other personal hobbies, such as showing you what Lola Bunny looks like if she gorged down on too much of your wedding cake, hitting on 12 year olds, and best of all, begging you to praise George Lucas like the awesome God being he is! Don't say anything bad about George or [[Fap|omggg kawaii desu!!!!!111111##]]
 
He also shamelessly begs people to praise his shitty work, both online and in real life.[http://browse.deviantart.com/art/Whut-the-Kligzward-314711093] [[Lie|Because EVERYONE knows he's a great person!]]
 
He also does the unthinkable, and combines Star Wars, with Dragonball Z, and not in a good way mind you. Be warned, going to his account and looking at these images may give you autism.
 
He also wants to be a [[Baby Fuck|film director]] and wants to create a Quasi-film called "No more Horror". I'm not fucking kidding, see for yourself. [http://kligzward.deviantart.com/journal/Future-plan-s-326995658]
 
He also has a fetish for using apostrophe's i'n th'e wron'g word's and wrong place's.
 
==See also==
*[[DBZ]]
*[[Inflation art]]
*[[Inflation art]]
*[[Star Wars]]
*[[Star Wars]]
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{{Deviantart|Kligzward}}
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*{{yt|u|kligzward}}
 
*{{twitter|kligzward}}
 
*{{facebook|kenneth.sepulveda.9|kenneth sepulveda}}
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Latest revision as of 06:52, 13 January 2023

Dat ass.
This will never happen to him. Ever.
Note the fear in her eyes.

Professional artist

Kligzward, A.K.A food fetish guy (powerword: Kenneth Sepulveda) is a skilled MS Paint artist and creator of Yu-Gi-Oh trading cards. He's also a decent person, reminding fellow artist on deviantArt they shouldn't be swearing or complaining so much. Unfortunately some people take issue with him being a gentleman, his desire to draw fat people and quasis.

These are the types of quasis that he normally brings to life:

  • His fursona.
  • Women who are fluffy. 50% of them are shaped like laserdiscs.
  • Dragon Ball Z characters.
  • Star Wars OCs.
  • Combinations of Star Wars and Dragon Ball Z.

Some people have noticed that his artwork often includes ass shots of either his fursona or women, especially the fat ones. Not everyone is convinced that Kligzward is a top notch artist and more people are skeptical of his claims that Pixar would hire him.

Critics have accused Kligzward of not understanding what the term respect actually means. He's a very intelligent person and often the ignorant refuse to listen when he offers much needed insight about his standards and beliefs. Kligzward has broken down a couple times, frustrated at the stupidity on deviantArt. He's reported random users in an attempt to get them banned, in a vain effort to clean up the dA gene pool. Sadly, the moderators aren't very bright themselves which results in the inferiors experiencing much needed lulz.

In an effort to communicate with dA users in terms they understand, Kligzward will often play the victim card, complain on his journal and threaten to delete his account. Though he doesn't really mean it. Sometimes he will attempt to impress a lady by drawing a picture of her being fat and him groping her. Sadly, women on dA lack intelligence and reject his advances. Even so he cannot help but brag once in a while.

Aside from drawing quasis, Kligzward has other hobbies. He knows that you've always wondered what Lola Bunny would look like if she didn't exercise and gorged herself on wedding cakes all day. George Lucas is an extremely talented person, sadly many on dA fail to realize this, which may invoke the wrath of Kligzward. Someday he aspires to direct a film called "No More Horror" which will be about, wait for it, quasis and Lola Bunny!

Another thing about this fag is the fact that he likes a fictional pussy named Suzie (keep in mind, suzie is a guy). He would like to have sex with Suzie, which makes him a bigger faggot than he was, literally. Also keep in mind that raping suzie is the only chance he'll ever get some pussy.

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