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{{notice|'''[[J/k|The number of students being referred or asked to go to alternative schools has rapidly increased!!!!]]''' - [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|Dr. Stephen C. Lando]], Assistant Superintendent for Secondary Education of the Great Neck Public Schools who lives on Concord Street in East Williston.}}
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[[Image:Typicalcharterschool.jpg|thumb|149px|A typical [[concentration camp|Charter school]].]]
[[Image:Typicalcharterschool.jpg|thumb|149px|A typical [[concentration camp|Charter school]].]]
A '''charter school''' is where [[concerned mothers]] send their [[special|gifted]] [[children]] because public schools are, well, [[shit]].  [[Some argue]] that charter schools refuse to accept [[retard|challenged students]] and lack [[black|diversity]].  Charter schools are designed small to create an excuse as to why they cannot accept that many students; therefore they can choose to accept [[NO NIGGERS|no retards]].  The reasons for this are [[racist|varied]], the most obvious being to keep it from becoming another [[jail|alternative school]]. And when it does become an alternative school, it may become a cause for massive [[lulz]].
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A '''charter school''' is where [[concerned mothers]] send their [[special|gifted]] [[children]] because public schools are, well, [[shit]].  [[Some argue]] that charter schools refuse to accept [[retard|challenged students]] and lack [[black|diversity]].  Charter schools are designed small to create an excuse as to why they cannot accept that many students; therefore they can choose to accept [[NO NIGGERS|no retards]].
A '''charter school''' is where [[concerned mothers]] send their [[special|gifted]] [[children]] because public schools are, well, [[shit]].  [[Some argue]] that charter schools refuse to accept [[retard|challenged students]] and lack [[black|diversity]].  Charter schools are designed small to create an excuse as to why they cannot accept that many students; therefore they can choose to accept [[NO NIGGERS|no retards]].
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#Charter schools allow public money to fund privately owned, exclusive schools, taking away from the collective pool for [[you|every other student]].
#Charter schools allow public money to fund privately owned, exclusive schools, taking away from the collective pool for [[you|every other student]].
#They are often [[religion]] based.
#They are often [[religion]] based.
#Unlike [[fucking magnets|magnet schools]], which actually focus on specialized education, charter schools are really just a place to send your kids if you live too close to the ghetto.
#Unlike [[fucking magnets|magnet schools]], which actually focus on specialized education, charter schools are focused on [[bullshit|external performance metrics]] and on generating [[gold]] for the owners/managers to skim off the top.
#Many [[Aspies]] who claim to be gifted attend charter schools because they are too cool for "regular" public schools.
#* For parents, its just a place to send your kids if you live too close to the ghetto.
#* For students, its a place to learn [[Pain_series|discipline]] or risk being [[b&|expelled]] for [[bullshit|no reason]].


== External Links ==
== External Links ==
* [http://www.newsday.com/opinion/letters/letter-special-ed-inclusion-can-stress-1.3078149#disqus_thread Where the drama started!]
 
* [http://www.schoolleadership20.com/profile/SharonApplebaum Sharon Applebaum's School Leadership profile]
* [http://www.linkedin.com/pub/sharon-applebaum/20/970/24b Sharon Applebaum's résumé]
* [http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2006-08-22-charter-schools_x.htm Charter fail]
* [http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2006-08-22-charter-schools_x.htm Charter fail]
* [http://education.change.org/blog/view/charters_exclude_the_most_challenging_students_part_1 The sign says 'whites only']
* [http://education.change.org/blog/view/charters_exclude_the_most_challenging_students_part_1 The sign says 'whites only']
* [http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/02/education/02charters.html?pagewanted=1&ref=education At least the success is mixed.]
* [http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/02/education/02charters.html?pagewanted=1&ref=education At least the success is mixed.]
* [http://nyteachers.wordpress.com/2008/10/23/the-village-school-an-alternative-means-to-education-by-pamela-hall-brooke-rosenfeld/#comments Summerblush]
* [http://www.city-data.com/forum/raleigh-durham-chapel-hill-cary/132316-best-schools-aspergers-syndrome-gifted.html People with Asperger's are gifted!]
* [http://nyteachers.wordpress.com/2008/10/23/the-village-school-an-alternative-means-to-education-by-pamela-hall-brooke-rosenfeld/?referer=sphere_related_content/ Extra info about alternative schools]
* [http://www.greatneck.k12.ny.us/gnps/pages/admin.html Dr. Stephen C. Lando's school email address]
* [http://www.greatneck.k12.ny.us/GNPS/Pages/assistantsuperintendent/announcement.htm Stephen Lando is officially announced as Assistant Superintendent for Secondary Education]


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A typical Charter school.

A charter school is where concerned mothers send their gifted children because public schools are, well, shit. Some argue that charter schools refuse to accept challenged students and lack diversity. Charter schools are designed small to create an excuse as to why they cannot accept that many students; therefore they can choose to accept no retards.

Things You Should Know About Charter Schools

These charter school students are very diverse!
Wait a minute...they were supposed to be shopped white to push for moar diversity!!
  1. Charter schools allow public money to fund privately owned, exclusive schools, taking away from the collective pool for every other student.
  2. They are often religion based.
  3. Unlike magnet schools, which actually focus on specialized education, charter schools are focused on external performance metrics and on generating gold for the owners/managers to skim off the top.
    • For parents, its just a place to send your kids if you live too close to the ghetto.
    • For students, its a place to learn discipline or risk being expelled for no reason.

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