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[[File:Lyle mcdouchebag 2.jpg|300px|right|thumb|If only.]]
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'''Lyle McDouchebag''' is yet another Youtuber with way too much time on his hands. He is notable {{citation|o rly?}} for creating the series ''Sanity not Included'' which is deemed by many to be [[unfunny|hilarious]] thanks to its frequent references to tiny [[cock]]s and testicles. This apparent genital-fixation has led others to the conclusion that Lyle is infact a closeted homosexual. His shows are watched largely by [[13-year-old boys]] for reasons which soon become obvious to anybody with a basic level of cognitive function coming into contact with the material. In recent times [[some argue]] that Lyle has become a [[sellout]] to the ever growing conglomerate abomination known to the world as [[machinima]].com.


{{quote|I make unoffensive videos for Christian families. I've also got remarkably cleanly testicles. Just throwing that out there.| The man himself}}
'''Lyle McDouchebag''' a.k.a Candlestick Arms, is yet another sexually confused, chronic masturbator JewTube dweller, who got diagnosed with [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marfan_syndrome Marfan syndrome]. He is notable for having too much [[Cum|time]] on his hands, and for looking like a corpse that suffered from muscular dystrophy, who got pushed down a flight of stairs. His lips are thin, pink and always wet, probably a metaphor for something, but I will leave this to the readers imagination. He got his drumstick arms tattooed for some reason, maybe to hold them in place and prevent disintegration from all that meat beating, or just to point out his a hardcore altar boy now. We must underline the fact that his tattoos are [[Unoriginal|original]] and [[Shit|innovative]] and completely not worn by every douchenozzle with a gym subscription. He's recognized by his deformed facial hair, that's missing patches and a bindi dot under his left eye, that he got when he got married with his hand. Missed the dot placement because of his dyslexia.


<center><youtube>ymjMiORMcgE</youtube><br />
== Sanity not Included ==
<big>'''Something He's Probably Familiar With'''</big></center>


He's known on the internet for creating the pseudo-intellectual hunk of shit ''Sanity not Included'', a series deemed by many to be [[unfunny|hilarious]] thanks to its frequent references to tiny dicks, testicles and one of his favorite activities, masturbation. This apparent genital-fixation has led others to the conclusion that Lyle is in fact a closet homosexual. His shows are watched largely by [[13-year-old boys]] for reasons which soon become obvious to anybody with a basic level of cognitive function coming into contact with the material. In recent times [[some argue]] that Lyle has become a [[sellout]] to the ever growing conglomerate abomination known to the world as [[machinima]].com. But in reality, no one gives a shit.


{{quote|I hope this opened up your eyes you arrogant, cunt, giant ass ego mother fucking ass.| typical fan}}
== Quotes ==


== Educational Animation ==
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After making the choice to abandon the ''Sanity not Included'' series Lyle began wasting his time subjecting us to his theories on economics by using [[unoriginal|Source Filmmaker]]. It is common knowledge that these animations are utilised by economics professors ''everywhere'' to teach.
|I make unoffensive videos for Christian families. I've also got remarkably cleanly testicles. Just throwing that out there.
|The man himself


<center><youtube>h7yfaSTSxBQ</youtube></center>
|I hope this opened up your eyes you arrogant, cunt, giant ass ego mother fucking ass.
|typical fan


This is widely regarded as being both [[stupid|intelligent]] ''and'' accurate.
}}


He has also created many videos on [[sex|sex education]] for [[teenagers]], the following demonstrates the dangers of [[jacking off]] too much.
== Educational animation ==


<center><youtube>iue4Ubk2j_0</youtube></center>
After making the choice to abandon the ''Sanity not Included'' series, because he got tired of giving rimjobs to his "partner", Lyle began wasting his time subjecting us to his theories on economics by using [[unoriginal|Source Filmmaker]]. It is common knowledge that these animations are utilized by economics professors ''everywhere'' to teach. This is widely regarded as being both [[stupid|intelligent]] ''and'' accurate. He has also created many videos on [[sex|sex education]] for [[teenagers]], the following demonstrates the dangers of [[jacking off]] too much.
 
== YouTube ==
 
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|<center><youtube>ymjMiORMcgE</youtube>
;Something He's Probably Familiar With</center>
 
|<center><youtube>iue4Ubk2j_0</youtube>
;Grandma don't touch that</center>
 
|<center><youtube>h7yfaSTSxBQ</youtube>
;The Econimal (Source Filmmaker)</center>
 
}}
 
== Gallery ==
 
<center><gallery>
File:lyle mcdouchebag.jpg|Cock goes where?
File:Lyle mcdouchebag 1.jpg
File:Lyle mcdouchebag 3.jpg
File:Lyle mcdouchebag 4.jpg
File:Lyle mcdouchebag 5.jpg
</gallery></center>


==See also==
==See also==
*[[Youtube Nobodies]]
*[[Youtube Nobodies]]
== External links ==


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Latest revision as of 14:55, 15 March 2018

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Lyle McDouchebag a.k.a Candlestick Arms, is yet another sexually confused, chronic masturbator JewTube dweller, who got diagnosed with Marfan syndrome. He is notable for having too much time on his hands, and for looking like a corpse that suffered from muscular dystrophy, who got pushed down a flight of stairs. His lips are thin, pink and always wet, probably a metaphor for something, but I will leave this to the readers imagination. He got his drumstick arms tattooed for some reason, maybe to hold them in place and prevent disintegration from all that meat beating, or just to point out his a hardcore altar boy now. We must underline the fact that his tattoos are original and innovative and completely not worn by every douchenozzle with a gym subscription. He's recognized by his deformed facial hair, that's missing patches and a bindi dot under his left eye, that he got when he got married with his hand. Missed the dot placement because of his dyslexia.

Sanity not Included

He's known on the internet for creating the pseudo-intellectual hunk of shit Sanity not Included, a series deemed by many to be hilarious thanks to its frequent references to tiny dicks, testicles and one of his favorite activities, masturbation. This apparent genital-fixation has led others to the conclusion that Lyle is in fact a closet homosexual. His shows are watched largely by 13-year-old boys for reasons which soon become obvious to anybody with a basic level of cognitive function coming into contact with the material. In recent times some argue that Lyle has become a sellout to the ever growing conglomerate abomination known to the world as machinima.com. But in reality, no one gives a shit.

Quotes

   
“ 		 
I make unoffensive videos for Christian families. I've also got remarkably cleanly testicles. Just throwing that out there.


 

„
  		 

—The man himself

   
“ 		 
I hope this opened up your eyes you arrogant, cunt, giant ass ego mother fucking ass.


 

„
  		 

—typical fan

Previous Quote | Next Quote

Educational animation

After making the choice to abandon the Sanity not Included series, because he got tired of giving rimjobs to his "partner", Lyle began wasting his time subjecting us to his theories on economics by using Source Filmmaker. It is common knowledge that these animations are utilized by economics professors everywhere to teach. This is widely regarded as being both intelligent and accurate. He has also created many videos on sex education for teenagers, the following demonstrates the dangers of jacking off too much.

YouTube

Something He's Probably Familiar With

Grandma don't touch that

The Econimal (Source Filmmaker)

Previous Video | Next Video

Gallery

  • Cock goes where?
    Cock goes where?

See also

External links

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