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'''Женя Севостьянов''' — маленький мальчик, по вине своих родителей страдающий запущенной [[:wikipedia:Hydrocephalia|гидроцефалией]]. Стал популярен на Нульчане после того, как анонимус нашел публикацию на каком-то новостном портале.


==Появление==
'''Eugene Sevostyanov''' was a little boy who had [[:Wikipedia:Hydrocephalia|Hydrocephalia]] because of his parents. He became popular on Russian imageboard [http://lurkmore.to/Øchan Øchan] after an [[anonymous]] found a publication about him in a news portal
 
== Appearance ==


16 июня 2010 года анонимусом в /b/ была выложена ссылка на публикацию, в которой рассказывалось о готовящейся операции на голове ребенка, страдающего гидроцефалией. Сначала ничто не предвещало беды — одни деланно ужасались выложенной фотографии, другие говорили, что малыша нужно [[Kill it with fire|убить, дабы не мучался]], третьи же просто потешались.
On 16th of June 2010 Anonymous placed a hyperlink at 0chan's /b/, which lead to the publication, telling about a scheduled surgery to be performed on a child suffering from hydrocephaly. Nothing seemed wrong in the beginning - some were mockingly terrified of the picture, others proposed that the child should be [[Kill it with fire|killed to end his suffering]], yet others were just laughing about.


Вскоре кто-то выложил фото головы ребенка с вырезанным фоном и предложил анонам [[original content|творить]], и понеслась. Тред добрался до бамплимита и породил после себя не менее успешный второй, и все благодаря наводнившим его фотожабам и гневным [[moralfags|моралфагам]]. Сошлись последние и битарды лишь в одном — родителям нельзя было так запускать болезнь своего сына, а теперь уже поздно.
Soon someone provided the picture of the child's head with cropped background and proposed the Anonymous to [[original content|get creative]], and so it began. The thread reached bumplimit, spawned no less successful second thread thanks to the shopped pics and furious [[moralfags|moralfags]]. The latter and the /b/tards reached only one common opinion - the parents should not have let the illness go so far, and it was too late by then already.


23 февраля 2012 года [http://chelnovosti.ru/news/main-news/10779-35.html всё-таки заморили] со второй попытки. Наперекор врачам, к тому моменту джва года как держащим за него пальцы после успешной операции, мученик родительской заботы умер от банальной пневмонии. [[Good night, sweet prince]].  
On 23rd Feb 2012 [https://web.archive.org/web/20150306055604/http://chelnovosti.ru/news/main-news/10779-35.html he was finally smothered] from the second attempt. Contrary to the doctors, who were crossing fingers for him for 2 years already, the martyr of parental care died from plain pneumonia. [[Good night, sweet prince]].


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== Folklore ==
 
{{q|A tiny bit of vodka 'fore concievement,<br>
And then to smoke those sweetest-sweetest cigs,<br>
The fiend born under torture is, aye, monstrous,<br>
Yet grew so fast on alms his mom did dig.<br>
The baby was a 'hydro since his birth date,<br>
And /b/tards shan't forgot the spawn of swine,<br>
Anonymous will make his name immortal,<br>
Well-written in sad record - where he died.}}
 
== External Links ==
 
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130429131627/http://lurkmore.to/Женя_Севостьянов Original Russian article]
* [https://archive.is/RqPKX Read the news] [in Russian]
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20100613005855/http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1067337/doctors-to-operate-on-boy-with-swollen-head Doctors to operate on boy with swollen head]


==Народное творчество==


{{q|Немного водочки перед зачатьем,<br>
{{chans}}
А после покурить тех сладких папирос,<br>
{{memes}}
Рождённый в муках выблядок ужасен,<br>
Но в складчину, на подаяние подрос.<br>
Гидроцефалом был малютка от рожденья,<br>
Но не забыт битардом выродок свиньи,<br>
Увековечат анонимы Женю,<br>
Внесут в аналы рабской сей страны.}}


==См. также ==
[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]
* [http://lurkmore.to/Владимир_Турчинский Владимир Турчинский]
[[Category:Rusfags]]
==Links==
*[http://www.lifenews.ru/news/27489 Почитать публикацию]
{{chans}}{{memes}}[[category:Drama-generating techniques]]

Latest revision as of 11:31, 30 July 2018

EDiots have translated this article
from the following obscure language:

Russian

Eugene Sevostyanov was a little boy who had Hydrocephalia because of his parents. He became popular on Russian imageboard Øchan after an anonymous found a publication about him in a news portal

Appearance

On 16th of June 2010 Anonymous placed a hyperlink at 0chan's /b/, which lead to the publication, telling about a scheduled surgery to be performed on a child suffering from hydrocephaly. Nothing seemed wrong in the beginning - some were mockingly terrified of the picture, others proposed that the child should be killed to end his suffering, yet others were just laughing about.

Soon someone provided the picture of the child's head with cropped background and proposed the Anonymous to get creative, and so it began. The thread reached bumplimit, spawned no less successful second thread thanks to the shopped pics and furious moralfags. The latter and the /b/tards reached only one common opinion - the parents should not have let the illness go so far, and it was too late by then already.

On 23rd Feb 2012 he was finally smothered from the second attempt. Contrary to the doctors, who were crossing fingers for him for 2 years already, the martyr of parental care died from plain pneumonia. Good night, sweet prince.

Gallery

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Folklore

   
 
A tiny bit of vodka 'fore concievement,

And then to smoke those sweetest-sweetest cigs,
The fiend born under torture is, aye, monstrous,
Yet grew so fast on alms his mom did dig.
The baby was a 'hydro since his birth date,
And /b/tards shan't forgot the spawn of swine,
Anonymous will make his name immortal,
Well-written in sad record - where he died.

 


 
 

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