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[[File:Cookieclicker1.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Cookie Clicker]]
==The game itself==


Cookie Clicker was a "game" developed by failed french/jewish game designer Orteil(Julien Thiennot) and his friend Opti (Erwin Trapp) in 2013. It was first posted as a joke on /v/, where it immediately went viral due to its repetitive gameplay which appealed to autists. The goal of the game is to bake as many cookies as possible by repeatedly clicking on a big cookie in the center of the screen. You can also buy lusty elderly women and a variety of buildings to bake more cookies for you.
'''Cookie Clicker''' was a "game" developed by failed french/jewish game designer Orteil (Julien "Jew-Lion" Thiennot) and his friend Opti (Erwin Trapp) in 2013. It was first posted as a joke on /v/, where it immediately went viral due to its repetitive gameplay which appealed to autists. The goal of the game is to bake as many cookies as possible by repeatedly clicking on a big cookie in the center of the screen. You can also buy lusty elderly women and a variety of buildings to bake more cookies for you.


{{cg|Fan Art|EDF|center|<gallery perrow="5">
[[File:Cookieclickerviraling.png|thumb|right|200px| Orteil is known for being a jew who virals his games]]
[[File:Orteilgames.png|thumb|right|200px| A post from back when Orteil hung out on /agdg/. He planned on creating a game aimed at people too dumb to keep their wallet closed.]]
 
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File:Cookieclickerporn.png
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File:Art1.jpg
File:Cookieclickerporno.png
File:Cookieclickerporno.png
File:Cookieclickerloli.jpg
File:Cookieclickerloli.jpg
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File:Cookieclickerporn3.png
File:Cookieclickerporn3.png
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Cookieclicklerporn4.jpg
File:Cookieclicklerporn4.jpg
File:Cookieclickergrandma.jpg
File:Cookieclickergrandma.jpg
File:Cookieclickerporn69.jpg
File:Cookieclickerporn2.jpg
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</gallery>}}


== Knockoffs and other idle games ==
== Knockoffs and other idle games ==


[[File:Almaburu.png|thumb| The developer of the kittens game has some kinky fetishes.]]
[[File:Almaburu.png|thumb|right|200px|The developer of the kittens game has some kinky fetishes.]]
[[File:Kittensgame1.jpg|thumb|right|200px|When you play the kittens game, you're encouraging furries.]]


Cookie clicker's popularity has spawned several similar games, the most famous of which are wallbreaker and the kittens game. It is worth noting that the developer of the kittens game is a furry and a huge fan of my little pony, as can be seen from her [http://bloodrizer.deviantart.com/ DA]
Cookie clicker's popularity has spawned several similar games, the most famous of which are wallbreaker and the kittens game. It is worth noting that the developer of the kittens game is a furry and a huge fan of my little pony, as can be seen from her [http://bloodrizer.deviantart.com/ DA]


List of other idle games:
List of other idle games:
*[http://orteil.dashnet.org/experiments/idlegamemaker/?game=hczBgm6k Wall Destroyer]
 
*[http://bloodrizer.ru/games/kittens/ Kittens Game]
*[http://playedge.tk/index.php Dick Sucker]
*[http://dsolver.ca/projects/Prosperity/ Prosperity]
*[http://monolith.greenpixel.ca/ The Monolith]
*[http://www.diamondhunt.co/ Diamond Hunt]
*[http://clickingbad.nullism.com/ Clicking Bad]
*[http://adarkroom.doublespeakgames.com/ A Dark Room]
*[http://candies.aniwey.net/ Candy Box]
*[http://candies.aniwey.net/ Candy Box]
*[http://candybox2.net/ Candy Box 2]
*[http://candybox2.net/ Candy Box 2]
*[http://clickingbad.nullism.com/ Clicking Bad]
*[http://adarkroom.doublespeakgames.com/ A Dark Room]- half RPG, half clicker. Can you find the ending?
*[http://www.gdriv.es/derivclicker/game.html Derivative Clicker]
*[http://www.diamondhunt.co/ Diamond Hunt]
*[http://joezeng.github.io/goomyclicker/ Goomy Clicker]
*[http://bloodrizer.ru/games/kittens/ Kittens Game]
*[http://castle.chirpingmustard.com/castle.html Sandcastle Builder]
*[http://castle.chirpingmustard.com/castle.html Sandcastle Builder]
*[http://www.gdriv.es/derivclicker/game.html Derivative Clicker]
*[http://orteil.dashnet.org/experiments/idlegamemaker/?game=hczBgm6k Wall Destroyer]


==Orteil==
==Orteil==
Orteil is your typical 4chan user: a 25 year old man who still lives with his parents and spends the majority of his time playing videogames and masturbating. While he used to work on cookie clicker, nowadays he can often be found shitting up /vg/ with banter about his personal life and failures with women.


{{cg|Orteil Related Faggotry|EDF|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Orteil is your typical 4chan user: a 25 year old pedophile who still lives with his parents and spends the majority of his time playing videogames and masturbating. While he used to work on cookie clicker, nowadays he can often be found shitting up /vg/ with banter about his personal life and failures with women. His current girlfriend is Caroline Jackson from Winter Haven, Florida. She is known for not wearing bras, wearing transparent panties and likely being underage.
 
== YouTube ==
 
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|<center><youtube>Ai5pGL9PJAE</youtube>
;Annoying Orange</center>
 
|<center><youtube>eSvKjNKyZhE</youtube>
;COOKIE CLICKER - Beware The Grandma</center>
 
|<center><youtube>3xPuInx8w5c</youtube>
;Cookie Clicker - Flash Friday</center>
 
}}
 
== Gallery ==
 
{{cg|Orteil Related Faggotry|CCfaggotry|center|<gallery>
File:Orteilcookie.jpg| The one and only Orteil.
File:Orteilcookie.jpg| The one and only Orteil.
File:OrteilCookieclicker.jpg| Orteil's baguette.
File:OrteilCookieclicker.jpg| Orteil's baguette.
File:Julienthiennot.jpg| Orteil's panties.
File:Julienthiennot.jpg| Orteil's panties.
File:Julienthiennotautofellatio.png| Orteil is capable of autofellatio.
File:Julienthiennotautofellatio.png| Orteil is capable of autofellatio.
File:Julienthiennotpublicwhining.png| Public whining at its finest.
</gallery>|<gallery>
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Orteilcookieclicker.png|Orteil's fetlife account
File:Gfdoesntlikepenis.png|Orteil's girlfriend doesn't like his penis.
File:Julienthiennot42.png|He likes panties.
File:Julienthiennotpromiscuous.png|Orteil doesn't mind getting sexual with strangers.
File:JulienThiennotOrteil42.png|Orteil likes cumming deep inside lady vaginas.
File:Orteilthirdtitty.png|Triple breasts.
File:Orteilthirdtitty.png|Triple breasts.
File:Orteildashnet.png|Maybe if he spent less time masturbating his games would be updated faster.
File:Cookieclickerrape.png|Orteil has a bad history with the creator of [[Lego Robot]] comics.
File:Cookieclickerrape.png|Orteil has a bad history with the creator of [[Lego Robot]] comics.
File:Noidea.png|oh.
File:Orteiljewish.png|[[JEW|JUDEN]]!!!
File:Orteilcookieclicker2.png
File:JuleThiennotTerraria.png|He was almost hired to work on Terraria.
File:Julienthiennotpublicwhining.png| Public whining at its finest.
File:Orteilcookieclicker3.png| Yes, you may call me jew lion..
File:JulienThiennotMargaret.png|Typical "blog post" on /vg/
File:Cookieclickerdrama.png|Another "blog post".
File:Cookieclickervaginaexpert.png|Orteil is a vagina expert.
File:Cookieclickerex.png|Oh.
File:Gaiaposts.png|Orteil's posts on gaiaonline. He has had sex six times and is convinced he sucks at it.
File:Exgff.png|His ex doesn't think he's so bad in bed, though.
File:Bed2.png|
File:Orteilfood.png|Orteil making the foods
File:Topless.png|Orteil making more foods
File:Spaget.png|Orteil eats spaghetti
File:Playmobils.png|
File:Cheekycheeks.png|
File:Enraged.png|
File:Woops.png|
File:Chalkart.png|chalk art.
File:Babypics.png|Julien's baby pictures
File:Toehouse.png|Inside his old home.
File:Oldhouse.png|
File:Marg.png|Toeman chilling with his ex, margaret
File:Orteilsexting.png|Orteil cybering with his girlfriend Caroline on tumblr while trying to stay anonymous
File:Seducedhim.png|Caroline considers cheating on Orteil
File:Carolinejacksonselfportrait.png|Caroline's self portrait
</gallery>}}
</gallery>}}


==Links==
==External links==
 
*{{Skype|Orteil42}}
*{{Skype|Optidash}}
*{{Skype|Maliwanelegance}} Orteil's girlfriend's skype
*{{tumblr|orteil42}} on tumblr
*{{dauser|orteil}} on deviantART
*{{fb|orteil42}} on Facebook
*{{fb|OhGodHowDidThisGetHereIAmNotGoodWithComputar}}
*{{Steam|orteil}} on Steam
*{{Twitter|Orteil42}} on Twitter
*[http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/orteil/12172513/?_gaia_t_=718] Orteil's gaiaonline account
*[http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/dash/1725732/] Opti's gaiaonline account
*[http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/ Cookie Clicker]
*[http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/ Cookie Clicker]
*[http://forum.dashnet.org/ Cookie Clicker Forums]
*[http://forum.dashnet.org/ Cookie Clicker Forums]
*{{tumblr|orteil42|Orteil's tumblr}}
*[http://www.okcupid.com/profile/leweewee Orteil's okcupid, very ripe for trolling]
*[http://www.okcupid.com/profile/leweewee Orteil's okcupid, very ripe for trolling]
*{{dauser|orteil|Orteil's DeviantArt}}
*[http://orteil.dashnet.org/ Orteil's official website]
*[http://orteil.dashnet.org/ Orteil's official website]
*{{facebook|https://www.facebook.com/orteil42|Orteil's Facebook profile}}
*[https://fetlife.com/users/4481964 Orteil's fetlife account]
*{{facebook|OhGodHowDidThisGetHereIAmNotGoodWithComputar|Opti's Facebook profile}}
*{{gplus|108439847675812471845|Orteil's google plus profile}}
*{{myspace|orteil42|Orteil's myspace}}
*[orteil.karmaos.com Orteil's first blog.]
*[https://www.youtube.com/user/Orteil42 Orteil on youtube.]
*[http://www.reddit.com/user/Orteil Orteil on reddit.]
*orteil42@gmail.com
*[http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=2mg59qe%3E&s=8#.VPoubvlvDYA a video]
*{{tumblr|casiico|Orteil's girlfriend's blog}}
 
 
{{Gaming}}
{{DA}}
 
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Latest revision as of 13:18, 20 August 2024

Cookie Clicker

Cookie Clicker was a "game" developed by failed french/jewish game designer Orteil (Julien "Jew-Lion" Thiennot) and his friend Opti (Erwin Trapp) in 2013. It was first posted as a joke on /v/, where it immediately went viral due to its repetitive gameplay which appealed to autists. The goal of the game is to bake as many cookies as possible by repeatedly clicking on a big cookie in the center of the screen. You can also buy lusty elderly women and a variety of buildings to bake more cookies for you.

Orteil is known for being a jew who virals his games
A post from back when Orteil hung out on /agdg/. He planned on creating a game aimed at people too dumb to keep their wallet closed.
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]

Knockoffs and other idle games

The developer of the kittens game has some kinky fetishes.
When you play the kittens game, you're encouraging furries.

Cookie clicker's popularity has spawned several similar games, the most famous of which are wallbreaker and the kittens game. It is worth noting that the developer of the kittens game is a furry and a huge fan of my little pony, as can be seen from her DA

List of other idle games:

Orteil

Orteil is your typical 4chan user: a 25 year old pedophile who still lives with his parents and spends the majority of his time playing videogames and masturbating. While he used to work on cookie clicker, nowadays he can often be found shitting up /vg/ with banter about his personal life and failures with women. His current girlfriend is Caroline Jackson from Winter Haven, Florida. She is known for not wearing bras, wearing transparent panties and likely being underage.

YouTube

Annoying Orange

COOKIE CLICKER - Beware The Grandma

Cookie Clicker - Flash Friday

Previous Video | Next Video

Gallery

Orteil Related Faggotry About missing Pics
  • The one and only Orteil.
    The one and only Orteil.
  • Orteil's baguette.
    Orteil's baguette.
  • Orteil's panties.
    Orteil's panties.
  • Orteil is capable of autofellatio.
    Orteil is capable of autofellatio.
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]
  • Orteil's fetlife account
    Orteil's fetlife account
  • Orteil's girlfriend doesn't like his penis.
    Orteil's girlfriend doesn't like his penis.
  • He likes panties.
    He likes panties.
  • Orteil doesn't mind getting sexual with strangers.
    Orteil doesn't mind getting sexual with strangers.
  • Orteil likes cumming deep inside lady vaginas.
    Orteil likes cumming deep inside lady vaginas.
  • Triple breasts.
    Triple breasts.
  • Maybe if he spent less time masturbating his games would be updated faster.
    Maybe if he spent less time masturbating his games would be updated faster.
  • Orteil has a bad history with the creator of Lego Robot comics.
    Orteil has a bad history with the creator of Lego Robot comics.
  • oh.
    oh.
  • JUDEN!!!
    JUDEN!!!
  • He was almost hired to work on Terraria.
    He was almost hired to work on Terraria.
  • Public whining at its finest.
    Public whining at its finest.
  • Yes, you may call me jew lion..
    Yes, you may call me jew lion..
  • Typical "blog post" on /vg/
    Typical "blog post" on /vg/
  • Another "blog post".
    Another "blog post".
  • Orteil is a vagina expert.
    Orteil is a vagina expert.
  • Oh.
    Oh.
  • Orteil's posts on gaiaonline. He has had sex six times and is convinced he sucks at it.
    Orteil's posts on gaiaonline. He has had sex six times and is convinced he sucks at it.
  • His ex doesn't think he's so bad in bed, though.
    His ex doesn't think he's so bad in bed, though.
  • Orteil making the foods
    Orteil making the foods
  • Orteil making more foods
    Orteil making more foods
  • Orteil eats spaghetti
    Orteil eats spaghetti
  • chalk art.
    chalk art.
  • Julien's baby pictures
    Julien's baby pictures
  • Inside his old home.
    Inside his old home.
  • Toeman chilling with his ex, margaret
    Toeman chilling with his ex, margaret
  • Orteil cybering with his girlfriend Caroline on tumblr while trying to stay anonymous
    Orteil cybering with his girlfriend Caroline on tumblr while trying to stay anonymous
  • Caroline considers cheating on Orteil
    Caroline considers cheating on Orteil
  • Caroline's self portrait
    Caroline's self portrait

External links


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