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'''Bluesky Social''' (a.k.a. '''Bsky''', '''Bluecry''', '''Shitter''', '''Retarded Butterfly App''' and '''Mentally Retarded Liberal Faggot Twitter''') is a [[liberal]] internet [[hugbox]] and [[child pornography]] distribution platform that was launched in [[2023]] by former [[Twitter]] CEO and professional Grigori Rasputin [[cosplayer]] Jack Dorsey because he was severely butthurt over [[Elon Musk]]'s purchase of Twitter in late [[2022]]. | '''Bluesky Social''' (a.k.a. '''Bsky''', '''Bluecry''', '''Shitter''', '''Retarded Butterfly App''' and '''Mentally Retarded Liberal Faggot Twitter''') is a [[liberal]] internet [[hugbox]] and [[child pornography]] distribution platform that was launched in [[2023]] by former [[Twitter]] CEO and professional Grigori Rasputin [[cosplayer]] Jack Dorsey because he was severely butthurt over [[Elon Musk]]'s purchase of Twitter in late [[2022]]. | ||
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Bluesky is a [[Plagiarism|1:1 clone of Twitter in terms of features and design]] but, much like pre-2022 Twitter, is moderated entirely by [[morbidly obese]] blue-haired [[trannies]] and [[bald]]ing [[Pedophiles|male feminist]] [[hipster]]s. In November, [[2024]], Bluesky saw an influx of angry [[Hollywood]] [[pedophile]] [[celebrities]] and [[BAWWW]]ING liberal retards who were fleeing [[Twitter]] en masse following [[Donald Trump]]'s [[epic win]] in the [[2024 USA Presidential Elections|2024 United States Presidential Election]]. As one would probably expect, this led to Bluesky being flooded with [[hardcore]] [[child porn]] and crashed their servers. | Bluesky is a [[Plagiarism|1:1 clone of Twitter in terms of features and design]] but, much like pre-2022 Twitter, is moderated entirely by [[morbidly obese]] blue-haired [[trannies]] and [[bald]]ing [[Pedophiles|male feminist]] [[hipster]]s. In November, [[2024]], Bluesky saw an influx of angry [[Hollywood]] [[pedophile]] [[celebrities]] and [[BAWWW]]ING liberal retards who were fleeing [[Twitter]] en masse following [[Donald Trump]]'s [[epic win]] in the [[2024 USA Presidential Elections|2024 United States Presidential Election]]. As one would probably expect, this led to Bluesky being flooded with [[hardcore]] [[child porn]] and crashed their servers. | ||
==Skeeting== | |||
Bluesky users have developed their own term for posting: [[skeet|skeeting]]. It’s a portmanteau of "sky" and "tweet". Any knowledgeable person knows that since the dawn of time "skeeting" has always been slang referring to the act of ejaculation, but that hasn’t stopped Bluesky users from using the term or the higher-ups from officially endorsing it. Users likely do a lot of real skeeting while they’re at it too. | |||
== | == How To Troll Bluesky Users == | ||
{{ | {{Warning|[[DO IT FAGGOT|Doing any of this will result in instant suspension.]]}} | ||
* Tell them children can't consent. | |||
* Tell them animals can't consent. | |||
* [[You Will Never Be A Woman|Remind them they'll never be women]]. | |||
* Tell them nobody gives a fuck that they're boycotting Twitter. | |||
* Simply say "[[Your body, my choice.]]" and watch them chimp out. | |||
* Link them this article.{{cn}} | |||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
* [[Twitter]] | |||
* [[Mastodon]] - Another Twitter knock-off for literally anything. | |||
== External Links == | |||
*{{Kf|204745|Kiwi Farms thread on Bluesky}} | |||
* | *{{Wikilink|Bluesky|Bluesky on Wikipedia}} | ||
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{{socialmedia}} | |||
{{sites}} | {{sites}} | ||
Latest revision as of 13:02, 22 November 2024
Bluesky Social (a.k.a. Bsky, Bluecry, Shitter, Retarded Butterfly App and Mentally Retarded Liberal Faggot Twitter) is a liberal internet hugbox and child pornography distribution platform that was launched in 2023 by former Twitter CEO and professional Grigori Rasputin cosplayer Jack Dorsey because he was severely butthurt over Elon Musk's purchase of Twitter in late 2022.
Bluesky is a 1:1 clone of Twitter in terms of features and design but, much like pre-2022 Twitter, is moderated entirely by morbidly obese blue-haired trannies and balding male feminist hipsters. In November, 2024, Bluesky saw an influx of angry Hollywood pedophile celebrities and BAWWWING liberal retards who were fleeing Twitter en masse following Donald Trump's epic win in the 2024 United States Presidential Election. As one would probably expect, this led to Bluesky being flooded with hardcore child porn and crashed their servers.
Skeeting
Bluesky users have developed their own term for posting: skeeting. It’s a portmanteau of "sky" and "tweet". Any knowledgeable person knows that since the dawn of time "skeeting" has always been slang referring to the act of ejaculation, but that hasn’t stopped Bluesky users from using the term or the higher-ups from officially endorsing it. Users likely do a lot of real skeeting while they’re at it too.
How To Troll Bluesky Users
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Warning! Doing any of this will result in instant suspension. |
- Tell them children can't consent.
- Tell them animals can't consent.
- Remind them they'll never be women.
- Tell them nobody gives a fuck that they're boycotting Twitter.
- Simply say "Your body, my choice." and watch them chimp out.
- Link them this article.[sauce plz!?!1!]
See Also
External Links
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Bluesky is part of a series on Visit the Social Media Portal for complete coverage. |
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