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'''Verified''' {{verified}} is the [[internet]]s' most [[retarded|elite]] status symbol, it is [[Mah boi|what all true warriors strive for]]. Those who have verification are rewarded with 72 [[ | '''Verified''' {{verified}} is the [[internet]]s' most [[retarded|elite]] status symbol, it is [[Mah boi|what all true warriors strive for]]. Those who have verification are rewarded with 72 [[Gay niggers|homosexual negroes]] upon entering the [[Hell|afterlife]]. | ||
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Verified is the internets' most elite status symbol, it is what all true warriors strive for. Those who have verification are rewarded with 72 homosexual negroes upon entering the afterlife.
Why Verify?
With the dawn of trolling, social networks realized that they needed a way to make sure that vicious internet trawlers couldn't fake their identity and pretend to be someone they aren't. HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS it's just another measure of the length of your E-penis.
How you can become verified on Twitter!
Contrary to common belief you don't need a shit-ton of followers to gain the verification mark. You need to either become a journalist, a celebrity or simply just give Twitter a good amount of cash.
Sites that Use Verification
List of Those Who Have Been Verified
- Celebrities
- Chris Crocker
- Kesha
- Bill Cosby
- Chris Kluwe
- Feminist Frequency
- Sargon of Akkad
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Tony the Tiger
- Tim Schafer
- Gawker
- Jezebel
- Arthur Chu
- JonTron
- Brandon Hilton
- Daniel Tosh
- You (verified unfunny faggot)
Those Deemed Unworthy ✘
- Milo Faggotopoulos ✘ (disregarding YouTube) - ironically, the only person on the planet who would actually want 72 homosexual negroes, whether in this life or the next.
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