The Coffin of Andy and Leyley

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The Coffin of iDubbbz and Leyley

The Coffin of Andy and Leyley is an autistic puzzle game that was made on the best engine evah, RPG Maker.

The main quirks in this game are "humor", dialogue written by a porn addict, questionable art style and a shit-ton of implied sexual tension between siblings; Oh yeah, and also cannibalism - 'cuz why not?? It is a game that desperately tries to be controversial by trying to explore taboo subjects, like cannibalism, toxic relationships, demon worship, satanic rituals and incest, “trying” being the key word here. Of course, most of these topics were added into the game just to make it controversial and to trigger some butthurt retards for free publicity. And oh boy, did it succeed!!

The Controversy of Andy and Leyley

By some people, it's called "the most controversial game of 2023". The game does contain some really cool topics, like sacrificing your parents' souls to a demon or banging your sister, however compared to actual fucked-up shit, it's pretty tame. Still though, the edginess of this game (including the whole cannibalism and incest thing, the latter of which is barely in the game) was enough to get the creator of this shitty "game", Nemlei (Powerword: Sini Lumimarja Meskus-Moore) and her husband Avencherus (Powerword: Jared Michael Moore) doxed.

After soyjak.party found an old email belonging to Nemlei (nemlei404gmail.com), she decided to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING so that there could be no piece of information that could be used to dox her and give the job of managing the game to "Kit9", some random-ass game studio that no one has ever heard of before (actually just her and her husband Avencherus). It was thought by many that this would be the end of the Nemlei doxing saga; but fortunately it wasn't. Soyteens later discovered Avencherus' old devianTART account shisho2k and after putting it on archives, they found a journal entry about him trading art with ruismandariini; which soyteens later discovered was Nemlei by putting it through archives and finding out that her about section had a Formspring account named "rottenrui"; which is known to be Nemlei. Either way I don't have enough time to write about the TCOAAL doxing saga so check this out instead.

Characters

Ashley Graves (Leyley) - The selling point of this game. She is pretty much the only reason this game got as popular as it is. When it comes to her personality, she is a psychopathic manipulative piece of shit, has trouble differentiating right from wrong, is emotionally dependent on her brother and depending on which ending you get, possibly his cock. You may be thinking she’s a terrible and irredeemable person, and you are not wrong, she did manipulate her brother into killing an innocent girl when they were younger and also harassed Andrew's GF from college to the point of her breaking up with him. However, because some people consider her sprite hot, instead of just wanking and calling it a day, they want to “fix her” (thus the meme). Well, it’s totally impossible. She fo’ the streets dawg. You know, if she had the looks of Gorlock the Destroyer, then everyone would agree she's a terrible and irredeemable person. Talk about double standards. And of course, for some reason, there’s a shit-ton of porn of her. You sick fucks.

Andrew Graves (Andy) - The affectionately named “doormat extraordinaire” by the genius who made this game. Emo boy #92812. Depending on the choices you make during the second chapter - he can either become an aggressive asshole (the good ending), Ashley’s bitch (iDubbbz ending) or Ashley’s lover (the incest ending). Keep in mind, that there’s also another whole episode of this mess of a game, which will be coming out this year and it's worth noting that Andrew's and Ashley's character arcs are not complete and it is not yet known what will be their actual fate. For some reason there’s more porn of him than of his sister, which is very surprising.

Renee Graves - Most likely where the Graves siblings got their ASPD from. Besides the fact she sold her children to some shady company for organ harvesting, she is, when compared to her extremely retarded children - a normal person and if you pick the right choices as Andrew, then she can make him question his mentally insane sister's actions, which leads to the wife beater ending. Of course, if you pick the wrong choices, then she picks up on the massive amounts of the implied sexual tension between the siblings and take the logical assumption that the two are fucking. She, along with her husband, iDubbbz, eventually get sacrificed to some demon for battery recharge of their clairvoyant dream machine. Then, their now lifeless bodies get eaten by their children. Bruh moment.

Mr. Graves - The epitome of a beta male and Renee's bitch.

And a bunch of side characters which are irrelevant.

Plot

Chapter 1

The story is set in a dystopian world where the government gives permission to companies like Nestle and Disney to conduct illegal organ harvesting operations, so basically just like the real world. Anyway, the Graves siblings, as it turns out, have been sold out for organ harvesting by their parents for money and are being starved to death in their apartment, which is the titular “coffin” and they’re being held there against their will. The official reason for this is "quarantine" because some magic parasites infested them, when in reality it was just bullshit fabricated to stop them from asking any questions. Oh, and apparently their neighbour is an occultist - he fucks up a Satanic ritual and gets his soul sucked out.

Due to the malnutrition setting in, they’ve decided to eat their late neighbour. We guess this is apparently enough for half the internet to go crazy. Anyway they hatch a plot to kill the wardens by summoning the demon. Because Ashley is apparently the chosen one with a tar soul or some other bullshit power, she summons the demon on her first try. Then the demon kills the warden for teh lulz and now they’re able to go free.

Chapter 2

Once the siblings are free, a bunch of bullshit happens, some hit-man tries to kill them for no apparent reason, (We won't be explaining this plot point, because in the grand scheme of things it's irrelevant.) They killed the hit-man and now they're en-route to their parents' new place which is where the cool stuff happens. The Graves siblings meet their parents, who are understandably surprised that they are alive. They proceed to have an awkward chat and then they are told to move out the next day. A reason was not given for this, but it is heavily implied in the game, that Mr. and Mrs. Graves are constantly fucking and they don’t want their annoying children to interfere with that. Thanks mom!! Then they all went to sleep and in the night Andrew has a dream, which gives you insight on how his relationship with Ashley fucked his psyche. This wet dream is cut short by Ashley, and eventually they threaten their parents with a gun, tie them down in the basement, steal all their hard earned organ harvest money and finally sacrifice them to the demon.

There are 3 main routes which depends on the choices you made as Andrew throughout your parents' sacrifice.

Questionable Burial Route

The most popular one is the incest one, to get this ending all you have to do is when you play as Andrew, you have to pick the option to decline your parents' olive branch, this allows you to join Ashley in a clairvoyant dream, where you have to do a mini-game. If you want the incest scene then you have to fuck up the mini-game. This results in 5 scenes of the two siblings post-coitus and it’s nothing graphic, just really fucking weird.

Sane Burial Route

The second one is done by actually doing the mini-game correctly and you just end up dumping your parents’ remains into the river. Yeah and also, Andrew becomes Ashley’s bitch.

Decay Route

For the third one, as Andrew, you have to entertain your parents’ option and open up to them about how fucked your situation is. After sacrificing them, Andrew is visibly irritated by Ashley and she fucks off to have the clairvoyant vision on her own. In the vision, Andrew goes to kill her, and if Ashley has a full gun, then she can shoot Andrew, killing him in the dream (not in reality). If the gun is empty, he slits her throat with a cleaver and she wakes up. This route ends exactly the same as the second one, but Andrew is now an abusive asshole towards his sister, which is actually the best route in the game, because this gives a possibility of cutting off Andrew from his batshit insane sister in the third chapter, which is releasing some time this year.

Facepalm

Andrew: “Hey get your fat ass out of the way!” Referring to Ashley stepping in front of the TV

Ashley: “ASS!?” I think you meant my awesome fat tits, you cocksucker!” - Yes this was written by a human who thought it’d be funny.

Gallery

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  "ITS MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK", HUEHUEHUE
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  "She wanted to order" meme/fan-art
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  How Andy deals with bullies
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  Are you DISGUSTED? Here, take a free Reaction Image as a souvenir!
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  Are you GRATIFIED? Here, take this free Reaction Image as a souvenir instead! You sick fuck.
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  Eww.

See Also

• Cannibalism
• Creepypasta
• Degrees of Lewdity
• Incest
• Sad Satan
• Soyjak.party

External Links

• The game itself, on Steam
• The game's KnowYourMeme entry
• RPG Maker Wiki entry/page for this game

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