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Anyone up for a round of the crying game?

Jazz Jennings is actually a tranny.

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Jazz Jennings
Born October 6, 2000
Nationality American  
Twitter  @JazzJennings__
YouTube JazzJennings22
Instagram jazzjennings_


Jazz Jennings (deadname Jaron Bloshinsky) is an aging former "child trans-identified biological male" who was mercilessly psyopped as a toddler by his own mother Jeanette Jennings into believing that he is a girl trapped in a boy's body. As one of the youngest successful victims of sissy hypno porn in recorded history, Jazz quickly became something of a poster child for trans youth. During his teenage years, his transition was heralded by trannies and their sympathizers as a shining example of success, as the cross-sex drugs had prevented him from developing any masculine features and caused him to grow tits. However, the medical consequences of having started hormone replacement therapy as a child became overwhelmingly apparent during his sex reassignment surgery. The subsequent trauma and suffering, coupled with the growing realization that no one actually thinks of him as being a woman anyway, has more or less crippled his psyche.

Jazz has basically no personality of his own and spends every waking moment of his free time complaining about LGBT political issues, mainly opposing new legislation being put forth in the interest of protecting children from being groomed into becoming trannies like he was. Ironically, his story stands as one of the most solid cautionary tales of why it's a really bad fucking idea to give puberty-blocking drugs to little kids.

He will most likely 41% himself before he's 30, unless he eats himself to death first, which is apparently the route he chose because he is now morbidly obese.

I Am Jazz

"That's right, kids! Doctor Shekelstein can make you into a pretty girl too!"

According to his mother, Jazz began to express when he was only 3 years old that he felt more like a girl than a boy. The vast majority of all children who experience such confusing feelings will resolve them on their own before reaching adulthood, absent of psychiatric intervention. Of course, while any sensible, rational parent with even a shred of interest in the toddler's health and safety would have simply dismissed this as an over-active imagination, Jazz's mother chose to take advantage of the situation. Fully encouraging his new identity, and validating him with praise for playing with dolls and enjoying the color pink, Jeanette began to manipulate him down a lifelong path that would reward her with social gratification in the form of attention from the public.

Gluttony is the historical vice of the eunuch, for they are allowed no other pleasures.

A reality TV series has followed Jazz's adolescent and young adult years for 8 seasons and counting, showcasing all the most personal details about his dating life, his relationships with his friends and family, his medical issues, and his rapidly declining mental health. Cameramen have followed him into operating rooms while doctors examine the mutilated remains that used to be his cock and balls, and he is frequently shown breaking into tears from the crushing emotional weight of being a living medical experiment. His mother Jeanette very obviously has no actual concern for her son's wellbeing whatsoever, but rather only cares about him insofar as she can parade him to the world as her precious little trans child star so that everyone will know what a good and virtuous mom she is. She has publicly stated that, in reaction to Jazz's increasingly reluctant attitude regarding "dilation" (i.e. shove acrylic objects up his poopwound so as to prevent it from closing up permanently), she has literally woken him out of dead sleep with a lubricated dilator in hand and told him "Here, you take this and you put it in your vagina - if not, I will!"

Medical Complications

Jazz was first prescribed puberty blockers starting at age 11 and then placed on hormone replacement therapy at age 12. Consequently, the development of his genitalia was stunted to such an extent that, in order to perform the penile inversion procedure, surgeons were forced to substitute material from his colon. The whole operation was botched, and the resulting flesh pocket turned necrotic. Following several "revision" surgeries, Jazz has pretty much nothing between his legs but scar tissue and a urethra. He is sterile, his nerve endings have been obliterated, and he will never experience sexual stimulation. And for all that, he still clearly has the face, voice, and body shape of a young boy. "Gender affirming care" has essentially made him into a eunuch with tits and a gaping axe wound.

The trauma inflicted upon Jazz from a life of being a medical experiment on public display has rendered him severely depressed, but tranny sympathizers will tell you that the real cause of his psychological turmoil is people who watch Fox News. Shortly following his genital mutilation surgery, he developed a binge eating disorder and gained more than 100lbs in roughly one year's time. Whether his overeating developed as a comforting habit or as a result of his hypothalamus having been damaged by hormone therapy is the subject of debate, but most agree that is it likely some combination of the two.

Jazz experiences general malaise on a daily basis, and often complains that he does not "feel like himself, ever." These feelings of normlessness and confusion have been said to echo those of David Reimer, another male who was raised as a girl from infancy by the advice of Dr. John Money following a botched circumcision which completely destroyed his penis. David killed himself with a sawed-off shotgun in a grocery store parking lot at the age of 38.

Response to Criticism

As season 7 of Jazz's Jew propaganda reality TV show displayed his dramatic weight gain and highlighted his increasingly frequent mental breakdowns which immediately followed the comedy of medical errors that he calls his "gender confirmation surgery," political commentators began using him as a talking point to support the argument that under-18's should never be medically transitioned under any circumstances. Even the classically spineless neocon Ben Shapiro expressed pity for him and condemned the heartless nature of his parents for allowing such an experiment to take place on their son. Jazz responded to these sentiments with outright dismissal, as any tranny would. He repeatedly insists that he was not forced to become trans but rather was only supported in choosing to do so, which is to say that he made this completely life-altering decision before he had even learned how to read and that his parental guardians were absolutely no influence whatsoever.

The only substance Jazz can offer in explanation of his trans identity essentially boils down to "this is who I am; I am a trans girl" because that's what he's been told since he was old enough to talk. His entire perception of his own life is his mother's construction. Even if Jazz on some level understands that the "hateful transphobic bigots" were right about him all along, he has a strong psychological motivation to convince himself otherwise, because accepting that he is not really a woman would in of itself require him to accept that his own family turned him into a public medical experiment for material fame and fortune.

Jazz's life at this point can go in no other direction, and so he exalts his mother and insists that rightwing political commentators like Matt Walsh are the real abusers because they say mean things. Ironically, if his parents had shared Walsh's "extremist" ideology, he would have grown up to be an ordinary man with functioning genitalia and no real problems as opposed to a morbidly obese estrogren-fed eunuch with no sex drive.

See Also

Jazz Jennings is part of the following series:

Featured article December 15 - 16, 2023
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