Male Tears

Male Tears, colloquially known as cum, is the favourite drink among radical feminists and social justice warriors. They cannot get enough of it. They drink it in large mugs twice the size of your normal mug. This way they do not have to get their fat lazy asses up for a second helping of that warm, frothy, delicious semen.

Some feminists have even been known to bathe in male tears. How they collect such an amount of male ejaculate is still being researched, however some speculate that they collect it via craigslist advertisements. What we do know is it is always milked manually.

Gallery of Semen addicts, propaganda and paraphernalia

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  Shirtgate
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  The larger the mug, the more cum to chug
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  Bathing in male tears is said to be good for the skin
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  Another semen addict
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  SJWs collect male tears in mason jars so they don't run out over the winter
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  Feminists are known to drink male tears multiple times per day
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  Some radfems wear signs to advertise where they like their male tears to be deposited
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  Feminist love getting sprayed in the face with male tears
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  While some radfems like to marinate in male tears, others prefer a shower
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  For the discrete semen addict

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