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The following is a comprehensive list of incel killers that can't get any pussy despite being [[God]]'s gift to women. The [[Beta Uprising]] has been taking place since [[Mutsuo Toi]] sliced up some bitches [[ninja]] style in 1938. Another influential young man was [[Marc Lepine]] who ran amok at a [[college]] in [[Canada|Canuckistan]] way back in 1989 before [[mass shootings]] became a popular [[North America]]n pastime. | |||
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Some [[retard]] from [[Virginia]] who walked into a hospital after blowing off his hand and some fingers after a "gardening accident" | Some [[retard]] from [[Virginia]] who walked into a hospital after blowing off his hand and some fingers after a "gardening accident" allegedly involving an assault lawnmower. Turns out he was actually making bombs in the shed behind his grandmother's house. The police also found a note stating the following: | ||
{{quote|“He was doing it and was assured it must be done. Even if he died this statement was worth it! He had… of tension that would come and go as he approached the stage of hot cheerleaders… A dead seriousness sank in as he realized he was truly passing the point of no return! He decided I will not back down I will not be afraid of the consequences no matter what I will be heroic I will make a statement like Elliott Rodgers[sic] did he thought to himself.”}} | {{quote|“He was doing it and was assured it must be done. Even if he died this statement was worth it! He had… of tension that would come and go as he approached the stage of hot cheerleaders… A dead seriousness sank in as he realized he was truly passing the point of no return! He decided I will not back down I will not be afraid of the consequences no matter what I will be heroic I will make a statement like Elliott Rodgers[sic] did he thought to himself.”}} | ||
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===[[Elliot Rodger]]=== | |||
The supreme gentleman and the inspiration for many of the others on this list. | |||
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Aspie [[pedo] and even worse, [[Redditor]] from [[England|Ingerland]] who killed his [[mom|mummy]] and four others after an argument about his [[welfare|neetbux]] went awry. Also a "kissless, handholdless, hugless, [[virgin]]" who often went on subreddits such as r/virgin and r/incelexit to complain about being a lardass and his unresolved mommy issues. | Aspie [[pedo]] and even worse, [[Redditor]] from [[England|Ingerland]] who killed his [[mom|mummy]] and four others after an argument about his [[welfare|neetbux]] went awry. Also a "kissless, handholdless, hugless, [[virgin]]" who often went on subreddits such as r/virgin and r/incelexit to complain about being a lardass and his unresolved mommy issues. | ||
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Virgins with Rage
The following is a comprehensive list of incel killers that can't get any pussy despite being God's gift to women. The Beta Uprising has been taking place since Mutsuo Toi sliced up some bitches ninja style in 1938. Another influential young man was Marc Lepine who ran amok at a college in Canuckistan way back in 1989 before mass shootings became a popular North American pastime.
Alek Minassian
Armando Hernandez Jr.
Armando Hernandez is a 21 year old beaner Arizonan who streamed himself going on his very own day of retribution in May 2020. His epic plan is said to have been a work in progress for three or four years before it was undertaken. The result was a measly three minor injuries and zero kills despite having an AR-15 . He got a worse KDA than Asa Coon who got four injuries with his puny .22 (besides himself) and was also 14. Hernandez held his phone the whole time while recording his antics on Snapchat like a dumbass instead of investing in a Gopro like Brenton Tarrant for high quality gameplay footage. Worst of all, Armando surrendered to the pigs like a pussy instead of going out in a blaze of glory or even just sticking the AR in his mouth and pulling the trigger like his hero ER.
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Chris Harper-Mercer
The creator of the famous "don't go to school tomorrow" greentext.
Cole Carini
Some retard from Virginia who walked into a hospital after blowing off his hand and some fingers after a "gardening accident" allegedly involving an assault lawnmower. Turns out he was actually making bombs in the shed behind his grandmother's house. The police also found a note stating the following:
Apparently, he wanted to blow up a mall to get back at the hot cheerleaders. He should have started by not writing his plans down in a place where others could find it
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Before and after blowing himself up
Elliot Rodger
The supreme gentleman and the inspiration for many of the others on this list.
Jake Davison
Aspie pedo and even worse, Redditor from Ingerland who killed his mummy and four others after an argument about his neetbux went awry. Also a "kissless, handholdless, hugless, virgin" who often went on subreddits such as r/virgin and r/incelexit to complain about being a lardass and his unresolved mommy issues.
Robert Aaron Long
Coomer christfag who went postal at a couple Azn happy ending massage parlors.
Tres Genco
Ugly 21 year old with a lukewarm IQ caught making plans to shoot up a Ohio university in May 2020. His very realistic goal was to kill "at least 3,000" with an m-16 rifle and a glock. His plans were detailed in his manifesto entitled "A Hideous Symphony". He had also ordered a skull facemask and hoodie with "revenge" written on it for cool points. He was very active in the incel community and quite interested in the exploits of ER. Tres engaged in Elliot's favorite activity of spraying couples with an orange juice filled watergun to celebrate his birthday.
