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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Otoya Yamaguchi'''</big>}}
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{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, only target}}
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{{Ibrow|'''Top 25?'''|No}}
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{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player Hack ‘N’ Slash}}
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{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, 3 weeks later in prisom}}
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<td style="background:#eee;">[[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] ('''[[AOTN]]''') &bull; [[Rina Palenkova]] ('''[[AOTN]]''', '''[[GNA]]''') &bull; [[Aaron Bushnell]] ('''[[AOTN]]''', '''[[GNA]]''') &bull; [[American Airlines Flight 63]] ('''[[GNA]]''')
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<th style="background:#abf;">Improved</th>
<td style="background:#eee;">[[Halle synagogue shooting]] (<s>'''[[Template:Crap|Crap]]'''</s>) &bull; [[Otoya Yamaguchi]] ('''[[AOTN]]''') &bull; [[Hugo Jackson]] &bull; [[John Earnest]] &bull; [[Ramadan Van Man]]
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'''Prince Otoya Yamaguchi''' was a 17-year old Japanese [[right-wing]] [[Nazi|ultranationalist]] and [[Crusader|samurai]] who after recognizing the evils of [[communism]] and the then-forseeable commie takeover of [[Japan]], became one of the greatest samurais to ever live, when he, on the 12th of October 1960, assassinated and cucked the Chairman of the Japan Socialist Party, [[Inejirō Asanuma]], by teleporting a sword into his rib cage.
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== Background ==
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Young Otoya was an intelligent young lad and read many books and newspapers. He was angered whist reading about Japanese politics and related towards far-right groups and felt a hatred towards politicians.
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When he was 16, he heard a speech by right-wing ultranationalist [[Who?|Bin Akao]] declaring that Japan was on the verge of a [[lefty]] revolution, and that the youth of Japan must begin resisting the actions of left-wing groups. Inspired, Otoya joined the Greater Japan Patriotic Party and engaged in some protests, but he knew that words don’t always work and he needed to go the extra mile to save Japan.


== Assassination of Inejirō Asanuma ==
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{{Quote|'''You, Inejirō Asanuma, are planning to turn Japan red. Although I bear no grudge against you as an individual, for the stances you have taken in your role as leader of the Socialist Party, for the outrageous statement you made when you visited China, and for the responsibility you bear for the intrusion into the National Diet, I cannot grant you forgiveness. I shall hereby become the instrument that brings down heaven's judgment upon you.'''|A note in Otoya’s pocket, he has such a way with words}}
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Day 12 of the 10th month of the 2,620th year of imperial rule (12th of October, 1960) was supposed to be like any normal day for the commies in Japan. In attempt to brainwash more people, the Japan Socialist Party held a televised election debate which 2,500 spectators would attend. (including a ninja, hidden in plain sight)
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At 3:00 p.m., the fatfuck Chairman of the Japan Socialist Party, Inejirō Asanuma stood up to give a gay speech that only [[subhumans]] would care about. We don’t know Japanese, so we can’t be certain what Inejirō’s speech was about but whatever it was, it enraged our crusader Otoya. In an act of sheer unbreakable courage and bravery and one of the greatest moments in broadcast television history, our warrior teleported behind the politician and whispered “For honour.” and sucker-stabbed the commie as his thick dork glasses hilariously flew off of his head.
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== Loadout ==
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== Graded Score ==
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{{GradedScore|'''20'''|Killed his only target|20|Directly into the ribcage of a commie|20|Lone banzai charge like his ancestors.|50|Lots of [[BAWW|bawwing]] from commiefags, crippled the Japanese Communist Party forever.|20|Successful [[an hero]] a few days layer|130|S|Seven lives for my country! Long live the emperor!}}


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== Aftermath ==
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A couple of weeks later, while confined to a juvenile [[prison]], Otoya [[WTF|wrote a note praising the Imperial Emperor with toothpaste]] on his cell wall then hung himself with his own bedsheet from a light fixture, thus becoming [[an hero|切腹]]. [[Some argue]] that Otoya's choice to attack a politican vocally opposed to a common nemesis&mdash;[[The Jewnited States of Americunts]]&mdash;was the result of his own [[Sarah Palin|retarded right-wing]] sensibilities, which rendered him an unwitting tool of his nation's occupiers.
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== Gallery ==
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File:Yamaguchi.jpg|A real Japanese hero.
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file:YamaguchiMugShot.jpeg|The prince’s mugshot
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{{cg|'''Memes'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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File:YamaguchiWeebVersion.jpeg|[[Weeb]] version
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File:YamaguchiMasturbates.jpeg|Thanks, Otoya!
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== See also ==
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*[[Anders Breivik]] - Fellow commie killer.
 
*[[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - Killed immigrants at a school, also used a sword
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*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Shot up a mosque, wrote Otoya’s name on his gun
 
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Latest revision as of 23:46, 1 April 2024

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Contributions
Created Laaiti Ekenstéen (AOTN) • Rina Palenkova (AOTN, GNA) • Aaron Bushnell (AOTN, GNA) • American Airlines Flight 63 (GNA)
Improved Halle synagogue shooting (Crap) • Otoya Yamaguchi (AOTN) • Hugo Jackson • John Earnest • Ramadan Van Man

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