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[[File:Self-immolation of Aaron Bushnell.jpg|thumb|"''Free Palest-ACK!''"]]
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[[File:AaronBushnell.jpg|thumb|What a cute [[twink]]]]
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<td style="background:#eee;">[[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] ('''[[AOTN]]''') &bull; [[Rina Palenkova]] ('''[[AOTN]]''', '''[[GNA]]''') &bull; [[Aaron Bushnell]] ('''[[AOTN]]''', '''[[GNA]]''') &bull; [[American Airlines Flight 63]] ('''[[GNA]]''')
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<td style="background:#eee;">[[Halle synagogue shooting]] (<s>'''[[Template:Crap|Crap]]'''</s>) &bull; [[Otoya Yamaguchi]] ('''[[AOTN]]''') &bull; [[Hugo Jackson]] &bull; [[John Earnest]] &bull; [[Ramadan Van Man]]
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February 25, [[2024]], amongst the hilarious ongoings of the [[Gaza War|Israel-Hamas war]], 11,000 kilometers away from [[Palestine|the uncivilized]] and instead in the [[fat|lardass]] [[Jewnited States of Americunts]], '''Aaron Bushnell''' was an obvious undercover [[Al-Qaeda]], [[Hamas]], [[ISIS]] and [[Disney|Mickey Mouse Clubhouse]] operative and {{Reddituser|acebush1|Redditor}} disguised as your average serviceman in the U.S. Air Force who under the guidance of [[Allah]] was sent to increase anti-Western sentiment and [[Antisemitism]] in the civilized world (anywhere other than Gaza) by becoming [[An hero]] by [[WTF|setting himself on fire and burning to death]] outside of the U.S. [[Israel|Israeli]] Embassy whilst shouting "[[Troll|Free Palestine]]".
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Due to being too worried that his death would be forgotten after 2 days and not mentioning that he was an [[attention whore]], he decided to livestream the suicide, an increasingly common trend amongst an heroes with [[Ronnie McNutt]] and [[Shuaiby]] as examples of the hot new fad, meaning that Aaron death will be a certified hood classic on [[shock sites|gore sites]]. Like every other "self-immolater" (other than {{Wikilink|Thich_Quang_Duc|this guy}}), he began screaming, wriggling around and obviously regretting his dumbnut decision almost instantly after 5 seconds of being ablaze instead of showing [[Buddhism|self-control like a true an hero]] of that selection would.
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== Background ==
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Aaron was likely trained in [[Afghanistan]] from a young age on guerilla tactics and how to suicide bomb churches but was snuck into the U.S. as an undercover soldier of Islam, he was originally a typical [[nerd]] who worked in [[hacker|cybersecurity]] before being drafted into the U.S. military during the October 2023 theatre release of ''[[Gaza War|Gaza War 15: The Arabs are fighting the Jews, again?]]''.
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The most probable immediate message sent to Aaron from his [[Fed]] buddies was to commit a [[Fort Hood|terrorist attack at his own military barracks in "the name of Allah and in revenge for U.S. military presense in <s>Iraq</s> <s>Afghanistan</s> Gaza"]], but they likely realized that this would only increase [[Islamophobia]] and [[Christchurch fans|Brenton Tarrant]] in America, so in order to increase sympathy for [[Hamas|Hummus]] and [[Palestine]], a totally "new, original and never done before" protest would have to be excecuted.
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== Self-immolation ==
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{{Notice|Don't worry niggerz, the livestream will be added at the soonest convenience.}}
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In the early afternoon, Aaron began a livestream on [[Twitch]]
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Latest revision as of 23:46, 1 April 2024

Hello there, Crossbow. Welcome to your Sandbox!

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Contributions
Created Laaiti Ekenstéen (AOTN) • Rina Palenkova (AOTN, GNA) • Aaron Bushnell (AOTN, GNA) • American Airlines Flight 63 (GNA)
Improved Halle synagogue shooting (Crap) • Otoya Yamaguchi (AOTN) • Hugo Jackson • John Earnest • Ramadan Van Man

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