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'''Human pups''' might ''appear'' to be the bastard | [[File:Tom and ex fiancee Rachael Watson.jpg|thumb|right|250px|"Spot" and ex-fiancee Rachael (right)]] | ||
<br><br><br> | '''Human pups''' might ''appear'' to be the bastard children of furrydom and BDSM. However, there is absolutely nothing sexual about it at all, and it is all harmless fun that takes your mind off the stresses of everyday living. The picture to the right tells you everything you need to know. | ||
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==A pervert's lies== | |||
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File:Tom aka spot and rachael.jpg|The happy couple | File:Tom aka spot and rachael.jpg|The happy couple | ||
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File:Tom aka spot in full glory.jpg|Beast ''sejeant'', sable spot on a field argent | File:Tom aka spot in full glory.jpg|Beast ''sejeant'', sable spot on a field argent | ||
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[[File:Tom aka spot unmasked.jpg|thumb|right|150px|The face of depravity]] | [[File:Tom aka spot unmasked.jpg|thumb|right|150px|The face of depravity]] | ||
'''Tom''' (no surname given) is 32 years old and lives in Hertfordshire. He told interviewers: | '''Tom''' (no surname given) is 32 years old and lives in Hertfordshire. He told interviewers: | ||
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[[I came|"It came about]] because I saw this costume on [[eBay]] and from there it became an [[Fursona|alternative ego.]] | [[I came|"It came about]] because I saw this costume on [[eBay]] and from there it became an [[Fursona|alternative ego.]] | ||
"We do it as children. [[ | "We do it as children. [[Mental Illness|Why not as an adult?]] | ||
"When you're into [puppy mode], you ignore what's going on around you [[Infantilism|in terms of money and food.]] I drop back into human mindset [[Lies|when going to the loo.]] | "When you're into [puppy mode], you ignore what's going on around you [[Infantilism|in terms of money and food.]] I drop back into human mindset [[Lies|when going to the loo.]] | ||
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"It's [[Lies|not]] a dominant submissive relationship though. It's more [[Fellatio|care,]] [[Buttsex|love]] and [[Bestiality|handler."]] | "It's [[Lies|not]] a dominant submissive relationship though. It's more [[Fellatio|care,]] [[Buttsex|love]] and [[Bestiality|handler."]] | ||
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==Victim's testimony== | ==Victim's testimony== | ||
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She added that social media had helped her understand others in Tom's situation. | She added that social media had helped her understand others in Tom's situation. | ||
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==Social media understands== | ==Social media understands== | ||
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==See also== | ==See also== | ||
[[File:Human pup sickness inflicted on child.jpg|right|300px|thumb|There is absolutely nothing wrong with this]] | |||
*[[BDSM]] - an entirely unrelated practice | *[[BDSM]] - an entirely unrelated practice | ||
*[[Chewfox]] - an incident in which a furry unwisely went on TV to talk about her bedroom activities, which is the opposite of what happened in this case | |||
*[[Fetish]] - a technical term that is of no relevance here | *[[Fetish]] - a technical term that is of no relevance here | ||
*[[Dogs]] - an animal that any normal person would wish to be | *[[Dogs]] - an animal that any normal person would wish to be | ||
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*[[Homosexuality]] - this reference was obviously added in error, and will be removed soon | *[[Homosexuality]] - this reference was obviously added in error, and will be removed soon | ||
*[[Job]] - something that gets in the way of a harmless hobby, which is fortunate because Tom might not have one fairly soon | *[[Job]] - something that gets in the way of a harmless hobby, which is fortunate because Tom might not have one fairly soon | ||
*[[Shame]] - a foreign concept | |||
*[[Women]] - seem to be absent from this subculture for some inexplicable reason | *[[Women]] - seem to be absent from this subculture for some inexplicable reason | ||
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==External links== | ==External links== | ||
[[File:Human pup sighted on london underground.jpg|thumb|right|230px|Don't laugh, it turns them on]] | |||
* [http://www.channel4.com/programmes/secret-life-of-the-human-pups?promo=coming_soon The Channel 4 documentary that's causing all this shit] | * [http://www.channel4.com/programmes/secret-life-of-the-human-pups?promo=coming_soon The Channel 4 documentary that's causing all this shit] | ||
* [https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2016/may/25/secret-life-of-the-human-pups-the-men-who-live-as-dogs?CMP=twt_gu Po-faced ''Guardian'' article, includes psychobabble, other pups, and Tom's confession that Colin really is his boyfriend] - which means he was ashamed to admit to being gay on live TV but perfectly happy to admit to living as a rubber-clad dog and parade his sickness in front of cameras | * [https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2016/may/25/secret-life-of-the-human-pups-the-men-who-live-as-dogs?CMP=twt_gu Po-faced ''Guardian'' article, includes psychobabble, other pups, and Tom's confession that Colin really is his boyfriend] - which means he was ashamed to admit to being gay on live TV but perfectly happy to admit to living as a rubber-clad dog and parade his sickness in front of cameras | ||
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* {{twitter|Fido815}} - Some other pup, who is following nearly 700 other accounts, nearly all of which are... go on, guess (suddenly made private within 48 hours of the documentary going out, and a BAW-ing icon added. Fortunately someone {{archive|Oh1Vh|archived it}}) | * {{twitter|Fido815}} - Some other pup, who is following nearly 700 other accounts, nearly all of which are... go on, guess (suddenly made private within 48 hours of the documentary going out, and a BAW-ing icon added. Fortunately someone {{archive|Oh1Vh|archived it}}) | ||
* {{twitter|GlitchPup}} - University student pup unwisely facefags himself and his bumchum | * {{twitter|GlitchPup}} - University student pup unwisely facefags himself and his bumchum | ||
* {{twitter|KiwiLatex}} - disturbing photos, horrid furporn, and TMI all round | * {{twitter|KiwiLatex}} - disturbing photos, horrid furporn, and TMI all round (lol, suddenly made private) | ||
* {{twitter|KolbyPup}} - a contender for 'worst penis envy ever' massive-dildo-fan, with urethral horrors | * {{twitter|KolbyPup}} - a contender for 'worst penis envy ever' massive-dildo-fan, with urethral horrors | ||
* {{twitter|sfrubberboi}} - lulzy pic of fat-ass pups mosh, then it's ouch, ouch, ouch | * {{twitter|sfrubberboi}} - lulzy pic of fat-ass pups mosh, then it's ouch, ouch, ouch | ||
* {{twitter|hertsdog}} - Pinioned pup in penis pump pain, and it's downhill from there | * {{twitter|hertsdog}} - Pinioned pup in penis pump pain, and it's downhill from there | ||
*{{twitter|PuppyPrideUK}} - These degenerates feel pride for reasons that are beyond us<br><br><br> | * {{twitter|PuppyPrideUK}} - These degenerates feel pride for reasons that are beyond us | ||
* {{twitter|Bjoyddewoef}} - the plague spreads to mainland Europe<br><br><br> | |||
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[[Image:Puppy with plushie.jpg|center|400px]]<br><br> | [[Image:Puppy with plushie.jpg|center|400px]]<br><br> | ||
{{Sex}} | {{Sex}} | ||
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Latest revision as of 00:42, 1 February 2018
Human pups might appear to be the bastard children of furrydom and BDSM. However, there is absolutely nothing sexual about it at all, and it is all harmless fun that takes your mind off the stresses of everyday living. The picture to the right tells you everything you need to know.
A pervert's lies
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Tom (no surname given) is 32 years old and lives in Hertfordshire. He told interviewers:
"It came about because I saw this costume on eBay and from there it became an alternative ego.
"We do it as children. Why not as an adult?
"When you're into [puppy mode], you ignore what's going on around you in terms of money and food. I drop back into human mindset when going to the loo.
"It's not sexual. It's just escapism to get away from everything that's run of the mill. There's no sexual aspect to the puppy side.
Although his former fiancee Rachael takes him walkies, Tom also has a "handler," Colin, who assumes the role of owner. Tom said: "It's not love.
"We’re soul mates [and] good friends. I have slept in a cage along the way. Colin will be in the bed and I'll be on the floor.
"It's not a dominant submissive relationship though. It's more care, love and handler."
Victim's testimony
Rachael Watson broke off their engagement and left Tom in 2008 after discovering his hobby, but has since come to terms with his puppy identity and is now a best friend.
She sobbed: "He was more into lycra and he would like to walk around with other like-minded pups but I couldn't get my head around it.
"Years ago I didn't have the support. It wasn't as open.
"When he's Spot he can be a lot more confident. Tom is shy but when he's Spot he can do anything.
"I am proud of him for doing what he wants to do.
Rachael said to Tom: "I think that you wouldn’t be you if you didn’t have Spot in your life. And I'm better off having him in my life than not at all."
She added that social media had helped her understand others in Tom's situation.
Social media understands
But Tom is not the only plastic-wrapped predator out there. Oh, no, indeed not.
Gallery of nothing sexual going on at all
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The future
See also
- BDSM - an entirely unrelated practice
- Chewfox - an incident in which a furry unwisely went on TV to talk about her bedroom activities, which is the opposite of what happened in this case
- Fetish - a technical term that is of no relevance here
- Dogs - an animal that any normal person would wish to be
- Furries - about whom there is also absolutely nothing sexual
- Fursuit - which these dog outfits totally aren't
- Homosexuality - this reference was obviously added in error, and will be removed soon
- Job - something that gets in the way of a harmless hobby, which is fortunate because Tom might not have one fairly soon
- Shame - a foreign concept
- Women - seem to be absent from this subculture for some inexplicable reason
External links
- The Channel 4 documentary that's causing all this shit
- Po-faced Guardian article, includes psychobabble, other pups, and Tom's confession that Colin really is his boyfriend - which means he was ashamed to admit to being gay on live TV but perfectly happy to admit to living as a rubber-clad dog and parade his sickness in front of cameras
- Pro-snapper's pup pics portfolio
- The pups of Manchester, who meet in a bar on Canal Street, but it's totally NOT a gay thing, and let's be quite clear that it's not even about sex. (You can see "Kaz" -- pictured above -- lurking in the group scene photo)
ZentaiSpot - Tom's, I mean Spot's, account (private, unsurprisingly)- Fido815 - Some other pup, who is following nearly 700 other accounts, nearly all of which are... go on, guess (suddenly made private within 48 hours of the documentary going out, and a BAW-ing icon added. Fortunately someone
archived it) - GlitchPup - University student pup unwisely facefags himself and his bumchum
- KiwiLatex - disturbing photos, horrid furporn, and TMI all round (lol, suddenly made private)
- KolbyPup - a contender for 'worst penis envy ever' massive-dildo-fan, with urethral horrors
- sfrubberboi - lulzy pic of fat-ass pups mosh, then it's ouch, ouch, ouch
- hertsdog - Pinioned pup in penis pump pain, and it's downhill from there
- PuppyPrideUK - These degenerates feel pride for reasons that are beyond us
- Bjoyddewoef - the plague spreads to mainland Europe
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