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{{breaking|Gaston Glock is dead!!!1}} | |||
Ain't no more generic word fo' a fir'arm den '''Glock''', fgt! Jus' bizniz yo! | |||
{{quote|Gaston Glock, an Austrian curtain-rod manufacturer, designed the Glock 17 in his garage outside Vienna in the early 1980s. Soon it was a global bestseller. Alarmed by aspects of the pistol’s revolutionary polymer design — including the lack of a conventional safety mechanism — Congress held hearings on the Glock in 1986 and New York City banned it. Yet the Glock remains by far America’s most popular pistol — carried by two-thirds of police officers, immortalized by hip-hop and Hollywood and wielded by the perpetrators of the Virginia Tech, Tucson, Aurora and Charleston massacres. | {{quote|Gaston Glock, an Austrian curtain-rod manufacturer, designed the Glock 17 in his garage outside Vienna in the early 1980s. Soon it was a global bestseller. Alarmed by aspects of the pistol’s revolutionary polymer design — including the lack of a conventional safety mechanism — Congress held hearings on the Glock in 1986 and New York City banned it. Yet the Glock remains by far America’s most popular pistol — carried by two-thirds of police officers, immortalized by hip-hop and Hollywood and wielded by the perpetrators of the Virginia Tech, Tucson, Aurora and Charleston massacres. | ||
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“He’s got a lot of skeletons,” former Glock executive Peter Manown said in court after pleading guilty to stealing from the company. “He’s done, in my mind, a lot of things that are much worse than what Jannuzzo and I did. He makes roughly $200,000 a day — he personally. He spends money on mistresses, on houses, on sex, on cars. He bribes people. He’s just a bad guy.”|http://billmoyers.com/story/fully-loaded-inside-shadowy-world-americas-10-biggest-gunmakers/}} | “He’s got a lot of skeletons,” former Glock executive Peter Manown said in court after pleading guilty to stealing from the company. “He’s done, in my mind, a lot of things that are much worse than what Jannuzzo and I did. He makes roughly $200,000 a day — he personally. He spends money on mistresses, on houses, on sex, on cars. He bribes people. He’s just a bad guy.”|http://billmoyers.com/story/fully-loaded-inside-shadowy-world-americas-10-biggest-gunmakers/}} | ||
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*Almost none of the above is mentioned in the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaston_Glock TOW article] | *Almost none of the above is mentioned in the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaston_Glock TOW article] | ||
*[] | *[http://www.gastonglockstyle.com/shop Sells "fashun" too] | ||
*[] | *[http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/10/11/glock-family-goes-down-guns-blazing.html lol] | ||
*[[Glocktalk]] | |||
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Latest revision as of 01:22, 29 December 2023
BREAKING NEWS!! Gaston Glock is dead!!!1 |
Ain't no more generic word fo' a fir'arm den Glock, fgt! Jus' bizniz yo!
—http://billmoyers.com/story/fully-loaded-inside-shadowy-world-americas-10-biggest-gunmakers/ |
“He’s got a lot of skeletons”
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“He’s got a lot of skeletons”
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- Almost none of the above is mentioned in the TOW article
- Sells "fashun" too
- lol
- Glocktalk
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