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{{quote| There are other qualified people, and quite frankily, we've had enough Bushes|Jebbie should have listened to [[Your Mom| | {{quote| There are other qualified people, and quite frankily, we've had enough Bushes.|Jebbie should have listened to [[Your Mom|his mother, Barbara]].}} | ||
'''John Ellis "Jeb" Bush''' or '''Jebbie''', | '''John Ellis "Jeb" Bush''' or '''Jebbie''', '''Jebito''', '''¡Yeb!''', '''The Guac Man''', '''Bush #3''', or '''Cuck''' is the younger, low energy brother of [[W|George W Bush]]. He is the fucktard that rigged his [[idiot]] [[W|brother]] in office during the [[2000 Elections]], in effect causing [[9/11]] and the grueling waste of cash known as the [[War On Terror]]. | ||
This guacamole merchant ran for President in [[2016]], but was stumped by [[Donald Trump|The Donald]]. He is a proud [[Republican|cuckservative]], and is married to a low-IQ [[Mexican|wetback midget]]. | |||
[[File:TheGuacMan.jpg|200px|right]] | [[File:TheGuacMan.jpg|200px|right]] | ||
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==Political career== | ==Political career== | ||
Jeb was Governor while his [[W|brother]] was | Jeb was Governor of [[Florida]] while his [[W|brother]] was embezzling on a national scale. While Americans are literally dying in the streets of Miami because they cannot afford healthcare, Jeb!'s Mexican wife spends 150 billion dollars entirely in guacamole. | ||
==2016 presidential campaign== | ==2016 presidential campaign== | ||
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===Immigration=== | ===Immigration=== | ||
Jeb Bush thinks [[Doing it wrong|Immigration is an "act of love"]]. He is sympathetic towards [[spics]] because as [[The Donald]] pointed out, his wife is | Jeb Bush thinks [[Doing it wrong|Immigration is an "act of love"]]. He is sympathetic towards [[spics]] because as [[The Donald]] pointed out, his wife is a Mexican named Kolymba, and he registered to vote in [[Florida]] as a [[hispanic]]. | ||
===Taxes=== | ===Taxes=== | ||
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===[[Rapefugees]]=== | ===[[Rapefugees]]=== | ||
Jeb has openly called for bringing in Refugees from [[Syria]]. | Jeb has openly called for bringing in Refugees from [[Syria]]. | ||
==Videos== | |||
<center><youtube>X8--vbk5S6E</youtube><br>'''Dear Jeb'''</center> | |||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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File:BushBros.jpg | File:BushBros.jpg | ||
File:$75Guacabowle.jpg|[[Just Kidding|If you are stupid enough to buy this, I hope your uncle touches you!]] | File:$75Guacabowle.jpg|[[Just Kidding|If you are stupid enough to buy this, I hope your uncle touches you!]] | ||
File:Guacman.jpeg|¡Yeb! evolving into his final form. | |||
File:TrumpBullyBush.jpg|How a [[Trump]] vs Bush fight usually ends up. | File:TrumpBullyBush.jpg|How a [[Trump]] vs Bush fight usually ends up. | ||
</gallery>|<gallery> | </gallery>|<gallery> | ||
File:ActOfLove.jpg|Jeb [[Doing it wrong]] | File:ActOfLove.jpg|Jeb [[Doing it wrong]] | ||
File:JebDebateParty.jpg|[[Fail|Jeb's supporters watching him at the GOP Debate]]. | |||
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File:Cuckservativeimmigration.jpg | |||
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File:LoganClarkJebBush.png | |||
File:LittleJebbie.jpg | File:LittleJebbie.jpg | ||
File:Jeb Bush Budd Dwyer.jpg | |||
File:Jeb Bush Lameass.jpg | |||
File:Jeb Bush SuperCuck.jpg | |||
File:Jeb Bush Comic.jpg | |||
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File:TrumpReaper.jpg | File:TrumpReaper.jpg | ||
File:JebBushWife.jpg|If Jeb loves [[spics]] so much, why doesn't he marry one? | File:JebBushWife.jpg|If Jeb loves [[spics]] so much, why doesn't he marry one? | ||
File:JebBushHispanic.jpg|[[Yes]], [[Moron|he actually registered to vote as a]] [[Hispanic]] | File:JebBushHispanic.jpg|[[Yes]], [[Moron|he actually registered to vote as a]] [[Hispanic]] | ||
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</gallery>|border=black|color=white}} | </gallery>|border=black|color=white}} | ||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[2016 Presidential Election|2016 presidential election]] | |||
*[[Bernie Sanders]] | |||
*[[Carly Fiorina]] | |||
*[[Cuckservative]] | |||
*[[The Donald|Donald Trump]] | |||
*[[Dubya]] | *[[Dubya]] | ||
*[[Hillary Clinton]] | *[[Hillary Clinton]] | ||
*[[ | *[[John Kasich]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Marco Rubio]] | ||
*[[Mexico]] | *[[Mexico]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Ron Paul#Rand Paul|Rand Paul]] | ||
*[[Ted Cruz]] | |||
==External links== | |||
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O74XDI-o7xc Poor Jeb] | |||
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quoPqs3xccE A Jeb in winter] | |||
{{Memes}} | {{Memes}} | ||
{{Politics}} | |||
{{Trump}} | |||
[[Category:People|Bush, Jeb]] | [[Category:People|Bush, Jeb]] |
Latest revision as of 09:00, 15 August 2017
—Jebbie should have listened to his mother, Barbara. |
John Ellis "Jeb" Bush or Jebbie, Jebito, ¡Yeb!, The Guac Man, Bush #3, or Cuck is the younger, low energy brother of George W Bush. He is the fucktard that rigged his idiot brother in office during the 2000 Elections, in effect causing 9/11 and the grueling waste of cash known as the War On Terror.
This guacamole merchant ran for President in 2016, but was stumped by The Donald. He is a proud cuckservative, and is married to a low-IQ wetback midget.
Political career
Jeb was Governor of Florida while his brother was embezzling on a national scale. While Americans are literally dying in the streets of Miami because they cannot afford healthcare, Jeb!'s Mexican wife spends 150 billion dollars entirely in guacamole.
2016 presidential campaign
Yeb! Announced on June 15, 2015. He got in a lot of fights with The Donald which resulted in sending him to the bottom of the polls.
Supporters
He doesn't have any. The multi-billionaire Jews just alter the polls to make it look like he has some supporters.
Political positions
Guns
Marijuana
Opposes Recreational and Medical Use of Marijuana Even though he has admitted to being a pot head in the past.
Minimum wage
At least Jeb understands that flipping burgers isn't Worth $15 an hour.
Immigration
Jeb Bush thinks Immigration is an "act of love". He is sympathetic towards spics because as The Donald pointed out, his wife is a Mexican named Kolymba, and he registered to vote in Florida as a hispanic.
Taxes
War
Like his brother, Jeb is a neocon and a warmonger.
Rapefugees
Jeb has openly called for bringing in Refugees from Syria.
Videos
Dear Jeb
Gallery
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¡Yeb! evolving into his final form.
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How a Trump vs Bush fight usually ends up.
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Jeb Doing it wrong
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If Jeb loves spics so much, why doesn't he marry one?
See also
- 2016 presidential election
- Bernie Sanders
- Carly Fiorina
- Cuckservative
- Donald Trump
- Dubya
- Hillary Clinton
- John Kasich
- Marco Rubio
- Mexico
- Rand Paul
- Ted Cruz
External links
Jeb Bush is part of a series on Visit the Memes Portal for complete coverage. |
Jeb Bush is part of a series on Donald Trump. You're gonna love this article, believe me. |