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'''''The eXile''''' was an English-language rag printed on the back of oily paper sacks and distributed exclusively on the corners of Moscow's busy internets. It was written for an audience of American pedophiles that had to immigrate to another country to find cheap children. It's also read by [[Basement-dweller|basement trolls]] [[like you]]. | |||
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The | ''The eXile'' was devoted to the [[Trolling IRL|IRL trolling]] of a fascist empire ''in'' that fascist empire. Letters to the editor are selected purely for [[lulz|LOL]] value and held up for ridicule. It gave column space to the head of the Russian [https://archive.is/tvbQ2 National Bolshevik Party], who spent a few years in jail for pranking the Kremlin and [[pedophile|fucking boys]] on the [[Chicago]] subway. It paid a New York Jew to make fun of Comrade Vladivostok Putin, who has killed good [[white people]] for less. Pretty ballsy. | ||
The | '''The eXile''' has trumped all Internet humiliation of [[Attention Whore|LJ whores]], [[camwhores]], and [[IRC|IRC whores]] by hiring and debasing [[Prostitute|real whores]] in just about every issue (complete with their tit shots). It prints summaries of [[LJ killers|violent crimes]] from the pages of the Moscow police blotter and, for some reason, South Africa. It also features highly literate book and restaurant reviews to make it seem intellectual and stuff. | ||
== Mark Ames: Pwned == | |||
[[Last Thursday]], ''The eXile'' were none too pleased that [[Redneck|Jim Goad]], a [[truth|funny and talented author that puts time into investigative journalism]], verbally slaughtered the [http://takimag.com/article/schooling_wisconsins_teachers/print#axzz1Zry5J0aR teacher's unions]. Fearing that their [[shit|snarky]], [[fucktard|insightful]] commentary was threatened, head ''eXile'' queef Mark Ames [[fail|feebly attempted]] to [[counter troll|counter]] by alleging Jim "[[bullshit|sucked Koch]]" and was a pawn in Scott Walker's corporate conspiracy; in truth, [http://www.jimgoad.net/index.shtml?gayboutme the only homosexual fantasy he ever had involved himself] ([[srsly]]). [http://www.facebook.com/groups/2317532578/?id=10150189014802579 In] [http://streetcarnage.com/blog/oh-shit-its-on-goad-vs-ames-2/ two thunderclaps], Jim responded by pointing out simple facts about Mark Ames: | |||
* Ames, a fat fuck in his 30s, boasted about banging a pregnant 15-year-old Russian girl (which, in and of itself, is like bragging about stealing a dented Smart Car). He originally thought the girl in question was 16, but became [[sick fuck|even more excited]] when [http://www.chicagoreader.com/chicago/beast-in-the-east/Content?oid=902762 he found out she was 15]. Chris Hansen has yet to show him his seat over there. | |||
* [[George Soros]]{{jew}}, a fat currency-manipulating Kike with [[rich|billion dollar fortunes]], pays him indirectly. | |||
* [http://www.jimgoad.net/YaBBImages/goadrules1.jpg His readership consists of wannabe revolutionaries and pathetic sheep] and [http://www.sfbikelawyer.com/2011/03/mark-ames-knows-how-to-cause-trouble.html overeducated hipster retards] | |||
==The ex-''eXile''== | |||
Eventually Vladimir Putin showed up shirtless on a bear and shut their shit down, and the girly man Mark now haunts Brighton Beach dreaming of 15-year-old Russians. | |||
== External links == | == External links == | ||
[http://exiledonline.com | * [http://exiledonline.com Archives (they want money)] | ||
* [http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2010/02/exile-201002?printable=true¤tPage=1 Dosvedanya, eXile] | |||
* [http://exiledonline.com/feature-new-york-times-hack-eats-horse-sperm-pie/ Epic IRL troll involving horse semen pie thrown at NYT douche] | |||
* [http://www.jimgoad.net/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=news;action=display;num=1298431173 Their faux pas.] [http://reason.com/blog/2010/11/29/the-nation-posts-a-narrow-apol More info here.] [http://rulingclass.wordpress.com/2010/11/27/playing-the-kevin-bacon-game-within-the-libertarian-movement And here.] * [http://www.jimgoad.net/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=news;action=print;num=1146660182 And here.] [http://www.facebook.com/groups/2317532578/?id=10150189014802579 And here.] [http://takimag.com/article/invasion_of_the_kochtopussies/print#axzz1Zry5J0aR And here.] | |||
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[http://www.jimgoad.net/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=news;action=display;num=1298431173 Their faux pas.] [http://reason.com/blog/2010/11/29/the-nation-posts-a-narrow-apol More info here.] [http://rulingclass.wordpress.com/2010/11/27/playing-the-kevin-bacon-game-within-the-libertarian-movement And here.] | |||
[[Category:Internets_Phenomena]] [[Category:Trolls]] | [[Category:Internets_Phenomena]] [[Category:Trolls]] | ||
Latest revision as of 08:38, 22 September 2017
The eXile was an English-language rag printed on the back of oily paper sacks and distributed exclusively on the corners of Moscow's busy internets. It was written for an audience of American pedophiles that had to immigrate to another country to find cheap children. It's also read by basement trolls like you.
The eXile was devoted to the IRL trolling of a fascist empire in that fascist empire. Letters to the editor are selected purely for LOL value and held up for ridicule. It gave column space to the head of the Russian National Bolshevik Party, who spent a few years in jail for pranking the Kremlin and fucking boys on the Chicago subway. It paid a New York Jew to make fun of Comrade Vladivostok Putin, who has killed good white people for less. Pretty ballsy.
The eXile has trumped all Internet humiliation of LJ whores, camwhores, and IRC whores by hiring and debasing real whores in just about every issue (complete with their tit shots). It prints summaries of violent crimes from the pages of the Moscow police blotter and, for some reason, South Africa. It also features highly literate book and restaurant reviews to make it seem intellectual and stuff.
Mark Ames: Pwned
Last Thursday, The eXile were none too pleased that Jim Goad, a funny and talented author that puts time into investigative journalism, verbally slaughtered the teacher's unions. Fearing that their snarky, insightful commentary was threatened, head eXile queef Mark Ames feebly attempted to counter by alleging Jim "sucked Koch" and was a pawn in Scott Walker's corporate conspiracy; in truth, the only homosexual fantasy he ever had involved himself (srsly). In two thunderclaps, Jim responded by pointing out simple facts about Mark Ames:
- Ames, a fat fuck in his 30s, boasted about banging a pregnant 15-year-old Russian girl (which, in and of itself, is like bragging about stealing a dented Smart Car). He originally thought the girl in question was 16, but became even more excited when he found out she was 15. Chris Hansen has yet to show him his seat over there.
- George Soros✡, a fat currency-manipulating Kike with billion dollar fortunes, pays him indirectly.
- His readership consists of wannabe revolutionaries and pathetic sheep and overeducated hipster retards
The ex-eXile
Eventually Vladimir Putin showed up shirtless on a bear and shut their shit down, and the girly man Mark now haunts Brighton Beach dreaming of 15-year-old Russians.