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'''Talentless''' describes someone who lacks [[teh]] [[skillz]].  
Remember that time [[you]] were in [[School|First Grade]] and your [[Teacher]] said [[Bullshit|each and everyone of you can grow up to be whatever you want]] and right after making eye contact with you she quickly [[No|rescinded]] herself with the comment, "Except you," because when she asked you to sit there quietly and breathe, you somehow found a way to [[fuck]] that up.<br>
While you were being taken to your new home in [[Special Education|Special Ed]] the school counselor told you it was because you were '''Talentless''' or someone who lacks [[teh]] [[skillz]] to pay bills.


Symptoms of talentlessness include:
 
== Symptons Of Being Talentless ==


*[[Autism]]
*[[Autism]]
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*Having a [[MySpace]]
*Having a [[MySpace]]
*Having a [[Youtube]] account.
*Having a [[Youtube]] account.
*Having a [[Twitter]] account.
*You consider [[Youtube]] fame an achievment.
*You were in a [[Fred]] movie.
*You're an [[E Begging|E-Begger]]
*You've combined two unrelated original characters like [[Chris Chan|Sonic and Pikachu]] and have the [[balls]] to call it an original character.
*You're [[Randy Robert Stair|in love with a cartoon]]
*You draw [[Tranny|Gender Bending]] versions of popular cartoons.
*You've uploaded a video of you [[Twerk|twerking]]
*An overwhelming desire to become [[An Hero]]
*[[Doopie DoOver|High School Dropout]]
*Whining about stuff other people like.
*Whining about stuff other people like.
*You can be described by the word [[brony]]
*Sometime in your life you worked with [[Seth MacFarlane]]
*Inability to sing.
*Inability to sing.
*Copying Original games and bribing [[EA]].
*Buying social media followers & [[YouTube]] views.
*Not staying in your retard island.
*You are or are a fan of [[L. Ron Hubbard]]
*You draw nothing but [[Animu]]
*You've written a [[Fred]] movie
*Obsessing over game shows.
*Obsessing over game shows.
*Lacking an [[asshole]] with a diameter as big as [[Goatse]]'s
*Lacking an [[asshole]] with a diameter as big as [[Goatse]]'s
*You're turned on by [[Tubgirl]]
*You're [[Doopie DoOver|Poor White Trash]]
*[[Pedophilia|Molesting children]]
*[[Pedophilia|Molesting children]]
*You're a [[sick fuck]] and draw [[Child Porn]]
*Filming yourself eating fast food.
*Filming yourself eating fast food.
*Wandering around stores like CVS and Wal-Mart with a webcam.
*Wandering around stores like CVS and Wal-Mart with a webcam.
*Writing [[fanfiction]].
*Writing [[fanfiction]].
*You're some how connected to [[Fred]]


==The big list of talentless hacks==
==The Big List Of Talentless Hacks==
[[File:JordanHass.png|thumb|right|275px|In some dictionaries, when you look up "talentless", you might see this picture as an example of it.]]
[[File:JordanHass.png|thumb|right|275px|In some dictionaries, when you look up "talentless", you might see this picture as an example of it.]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Adf-fuensalida]]
*[[Adf-fuensalida]]
*[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]]
*[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]]
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*[[Asalieri]]
*[[Asalieri]]
*[[Ashlee Simpson]]
*[[Ashlee Simpson]]
*[[Bbraefan1530]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Black Jesus]]
*[[Black Jesus]]
*[[Bronies]]
*[[Bronies]]
*[[Ausfag|Casey Stoner]]
*[[Chii-Chan24]]
*[[Christian Weston Chandler]]
*[[Christian Weston Chandler]]
*[[The Powerpuff Girls|Craig McCracken]]
*[[Doopie DoOver]]
*<s>[[Daft Punk]]</s> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]]
*<s>[[Daft Punk]]</s> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]]
*[[The Annoying Orange|Dane Boe]]
*[[The Annoying Orange|Dane Boe]]
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*[[Furries]]
*[[Furries]]
*[[George Bush]]
*[[George Bush]]
*[[Girlvinyl]]
*[[Hipsters]]
*[[Hipsters]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Fred]]
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*[[Linkin Park]]
*[[Linkin Park]]
*[[Lauren Faust]]
*[[Lauren Faust]]
*[[Leah Remini]]
*[[Meta527II]]
*[[Metallica]]
*[[Michael Jackson]]
*[[Michael Jackson]]
*[[Nickelback]]
*[[Nickelback]]
*[[Obama]]
*[[Paris Hilton]]
*[[Paris Hilton]]
*[[PewDiePie]]
*[[PewDiePie]]
*[[Radiohead]]
*[[Randy Robert Stair]]
*[[RayWilliamJohnson]]
*[[RayWilliamJohnson]]
*[[Seth MacFarlane]]
*[[Seth MacFarlane]]
*[[Shane Dawson]]
*[[Shane Dawson]]
*[[Apple|Steve Jobs]]
*The entire [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] fanbase.
*The entire [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] fanbase.
*[[Thom Yorke|Radiohead]]
*[[Tara Strong]]
*[[Tara Strong]]
*[[Tobuscus]]
*[[Tobuscus]]
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*[[Your mother]]
*[[Your mother]]
*Oh, and did we mention [[Fred]]?
*Oh, and did we mention [[Fred]]?
== An Essay Of What Talentlessness Looks Like In Pictures ==
<center><gallery>
File:2lron111.jpg| [[John Travolta]]
File:2lron222.jpg| [[L. Ron Hubbard]]
File:Lulzwtf.png| [[Chris Chan]]
File:Doopie1113.jpg| [[Doopie DoOver]]
</gallery></center>


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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File:Paris-hilton-wallpaper-2.jpg|[[Paris Hilton]]
File:Paris-hilton-wallpaper-2.jpg|[[Paris Hilton]]
File:Emmastits.jpg|[[Emma Watson]]
File:Emmastits.jpg|[[Emma Watson]]
File:Amyfat.jpg| [[Amy Schumer]]
File:1sarah111.jpg| [[Sarah Silverman]]
File:Doopie555.jpg| Talentless Tranny [[Doopie DoOver]]
File:2leah111.jpg| [[Leah Remini]]
File:Lronmadden.jpg| [[L. Ron Hubbard]]
File:Fred assplug.JPG| [[Fred]]
</gallery></center>
</gallery></center>


[[Category:Epithets]]
[[Category:Epithets]]
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Latest revision as of 01:40, 16 January 2018

Remember that time you were in First Grade and your Teacher said each and everyone of you can grow up to be whatever you want and right after making eye contact with you she quickly rescinded herself with the comment, "Except you," because when she asked you to sit there quietly and breathe, you somehow found a way to fuck that up.
While you were being taken to your new home in Special Ed the school counselor told you it was because you were Talentless or someone who lacks teh skillz to pay bills.


Symptons Of Being Talentless

The Big List Of Talentless Hacks

In some dictionaries, when you look up "talentless", you might see this picture as an example of it.

An Essay Of What Talentlessness Looks Like In Pictures


Gallery

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