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|3= '''Jimbo Wales''' (aka "The Sole Flounder" aka "Jewbo") is an [[old]] long-time operator of [[pr0n]] sites, a notorious con artist, registered child molester and the [[ghey]] founder of the [[Wikimedia Foundation]]. Always humble, Wales claims that he makes the [[Internets]] "not suck." Jimbo Wales is also the [[Queening|god-king]] of the [[Wikimedia Foundation]], which rules over such projects as [[Wikipedia]], Wiktionary, Wikiquote, Wikibooks (including Wikijunior and Wikiversity), Wikisource, In Memoriam 9/11, Wikimedia, Wikimedia Commons, Wikispecies, Wikinews, Mediawiki, Metawiki and Nupedia—all in [[Esperanto]]! From the name Jimbo Wales, "Jimbo" has become the common term in [[Ebonics|urban language]] for an old, dirty, and broken condom that has been used by multiple participants in a gay three-way orgy with two dead Jews.
|3= '''Krampus''' is a Southern [[Nazi|Germanic]]/Austrian [[holocaust|myth]]/folk lore about a demonic companion of Saint Nicholas that is believed to have originally been the son of the Norse Goddess of the underworld Hel. Like so many Germanic traditions dealing with the Christmas season like the Christmas tree, [[Shit|Scat]] porn, beer for kids and concentration camps, it was depaganized, bastardized and incorporated by the [[Catholic]] church to pull in converts.<br>
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The current traditions and stories follow with the idea that the Krampus tags along with Saint Nicholas during the [[Catholic|Christmas]] Season when he's sneaking into kids' houses to take pictures of them when they're on the toilet to punish naughty and wicked children in contrast to Saint Nicholas' rewarding all the good and well behaved children with toys and other desired gifts for remembering to leave their curtains open when they are changing.<br>
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Latest revision as of 20:44, 15 December 2021

Krampus

Krampus is a Southern Germanic/Austrian myth/folk lore about a demonic companion of Saint Nicholas that is believed to have originally been the son of the Norse Goddess of the underworld Hel. Like so many Germanic traditions dealing with the Christmas season like the Christmas tree, Scat porn, beer for kids and concentration camps, it was depaganized, bastardized and incorporated by the Catholic church to pull in converts.
The current traditions and stories follow with the idea that the Krampus tags along with Saint Nicholas during the Christmas Season when he's sneaking into kids' houses to take pictures of them when they're on the toilet to punish naughty and wicked children in contrast to Saint Nicholas' rewarding all the good and well behaved children with toys and other desired gifts for remembering to leave their curtains open when they are changing.

(( Hail Krampus ))


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