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'''McDonald's''' is a children's [[fast food]] restaurant where [[poor]] people go to eat cheap, processed, greasy food for less, and is the official symbol of [[American]] [[fat|gluttony]]. McDonald's has established many [[terrorism|cells]] (called franchises) in countries all over the world, where they continue to kill innocent [[China|Chinese]] [[children|kids]] with American poison, at which time the bloated yellow carcasses are stripped of their delicious meat and sold back in America as Happy Meals. | '''McDonald's''' is a children's [[Fast Food|fast food]] restaurant where [[poor]] people go to eat cheap, processed, greasy food for less, and is the official symbol of [[American]] [[fat|gluttony]]. McDonald's has established many [[terrorism|cells]] (called franchises) in countries all over the world, where they continue to kill innocent [[China|Chinese]] [[children|kids]] with American poison, at which time the bloated yellow carcasses are stripped of their delicious meat and sold back in America as Happy Meals. | ||
It should also be noted that [[ALL_CAPS|UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES]] [[Chris-Chan|should you take a girl to McDonald's for a first date]], you Jew. | It should also be noted that [[ALL_CAPS|UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES]] [[Chris-Chan|should you take a girl to McDonald's for a first date]], you Jew. | ||
In light of the recent [[Ukraine|Pigkraine]] invasion, Mickey D's as well as other food companies that | In light of the recent [[Ukraine|Pigkraine]] invasion, Mickey D's as well as other food companies that slowly kill the Americunt population on a daily basis, has pulled business from [[Russia]] to [[pwn]] Big [[Bad Vlad]]. | ||
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Latest revision as of 03:37, 10 March 2022
McDonald's is a children's fast food restaurant where poor people go to eat cheap, processed, greasy food for less, and is the official symbol of American gluttony. McDonald's has established many cells (called franchises) in countries all over the world, where they continue to kill innocent Chinese kids with American poison, at which time the bloated yellow carcasses are stripped of their delicious meat and sold back in America as Happy Meals.
It should also be noted that UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES should you take a girl to McDonald's for a first date, you Jew.
In light of the recent Pigkraine invasion, Mickey D's as well as other food companies that slowly kill the Americunt population on a daily basis, has pulled business from Russia to pwn Big Bad Vlad.
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