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'''Moralfags''' are [[chan|*chan]] posters: [[newfags]], who want to harness the power of [[Anonymous]] towards good works in place of [[fail|lulz]] and the continuous accumulation of [[Babyfuck|Japanese pornography]]. Moralfags and [[PROJECT CHANOLOGY|Fail]] are the true cancer killing /b/, after gaiafags and furries. Six independent studies have shown that the only way to treat that cancer is with [[fire]] and [[CP]]. Lots of [[CP]]. In fact, forget the fire.
'''Umkemesik''' was [[Aediot]]'s [[beaner]] successor to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and all around degenerate who got himself [[BTFO]]d from the site [[last thursday]] after getting caught creeping in a [[sixteen year old girl]]'s [[Discord]] DMs. He was relatively <s>respected</s> tolerated for a short time for running the shithole known as [[EDF6]] as well as reviving the ED [[wiki]] for the umpteenth time and doing a better job than Assnapkins (however low that bar is set) by actually keeping the URL up for more than a week. Unsurprisingly however, he proved to share more traits than his gross [[obesity]] with other ex-owners of the site that include Queen [[Sherrod DeHippo|GirlVinyl]] herself. When not shilling his failed [[message board]] Malhub, UMK works as an Uber driving sex pest in [[Chicago]], [[Illinois]] who has [[raep|dubiously consensual sex]] with [[drunk]] women on a regular basis.
Moralfags believe that the internet is [[serious business]]. They also believe that [[Project Chanology|they are making shit difference]] in the world by prancing in front of Scientology with Guy Fawkes masks and [[Longcat]] signs without doing it for the lulz. Moralfags can sometimes be found in [[not4chan|pedophile]] and [[gurochan|serial killer]] imageboards telling everyone that they are [[sick fuck|sick fucks]] (which they are) not because [[flame|salting the earth]] is fun, but because they legitimately care if children get [[raep]]ed and if hookers die from something other than [[AIDS]]. A good example of a moralfag is [[WBM|Mark Bunker]], who temporarily turned [[Anonymous]] into a nest of [[fail]].
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Independent observers [[some argue|argue]] that Anonymous is a fucking serious business Green-head (see foto right) and the Moralfag or Newfag is the only one who smiles and has fun. This is lolinternet, loooooool.
|IMMEDIATELY CEASE AT ONCE IN THE NAME OF ANONYMOUS|Irate Gamer|Rogue, Internet Man|Mister Metokur}}
Umkemesik was Aediot's beaner successor to Encyclopedia Dramatica and all around degenerate who got himself BTFOd from the site last thursday after getting caught creeping in a sixteen year old girl's Discord DMs. He was relatively respected tolerated for a short time for running the shithole known as EDF6 as well as reviving the ED wiki for the umpteenth time and doing a better job than Assnapkins (however low that bar is set) by actually keeping the URL up for more than a week. Unsurprisingly however, he proved to share more traits than his gross obesity with other ex-owners of the site that include Queen GirlVinyl herself. When not shilling his failed message board Malhub, UMK works as an Uber driving sex pest in Chicago, Illinois who has dubiously consensual sex with drunk women on a regular basis.
