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It's a pity not more people are smoking, sniffing and injecting more of this [[yes|wonderful]] class of drugs, as they [[yes|do]] seem to cause the most psychotic breaks from any other drug when used recreationally. Another reason '''amphetaminoids''' are so great is that they get you addicted a lot easier, with less money. [[Some say|Most people claim]] [[cocaine]] is [[bullshit|totally superior]] to speed but they are [[99%]] of the time either [[you|pussies who can't take the drug]], [[you|people who haven't ever scored good speed]], [[you]] or just rich fucks with plenty of money to spare.
'''Umkemesik''' {{powerword|name=Jose Antonio Cossio Jr.}} was [[Aediot]]'s [[beaner]] successor to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and all around degenerate who got himself [[BTFO]]d from the site [[last thursday]] after getting caught creeping in a [[sixteen year old girl]]'s [[Discord]] DMs. He was relatively <s>respected</s> tolerated for a short time for running the shithole known as [[EDF6]] as well as reviving the ED [[wiki]] for the umpteenth time and doing a better job than Assnapkins (however low that bar is set) by actually keeping the URL up for more than a week. Unsurprisingly however, he proved to share more traits than his gross [[obesity]] with other ex-owners of the site that include Queen [[Sherrod DeHippo|GirlVinyl]] herself.


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When not shilling his failed [[message board]] [[Failure|Malhub]], UMK works as an Uber driving sex pest in [[Chicago]], [[Illinois]] who has [[raep|dubiously consensual sex]] with [[drunk]] women on a regular basis. Coupled with his tendency to shower girls online with fake compliments before [[Harassment|harassing]] them for not wanting to move countries to sleep with him; and it shouldn't really have come as a surprise that trying to solicit sex from a minor would be his undoing.
 
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Latest revision as of 19:41, 5 March 2023

Umkemesik

Umkemesik (Powerword: Jose Antonio Cossio Jr.) was Aediot's beaner successor to Encyclopedia Dramatica and all around degenerate who got himself BTFOd from the site last thursday after getting caught creeping in a sixteen year old girl's Discord DMs. He was relatively respected tolerated for a short time for running the shithole known as EDF6 as well as reviving the ED wiki for the umpteenth time and doing a better job than Assnapkins (however low that bar is set) by actually keeping the URL up for more than a week. Unsurprisingly however, he proved to share more traits than his gross obesity with other ex-owners of the site that include Queen GirlVinyl herself.

When not shilling his failed message board Malhub, UMK works as an Uber driving sex pest in Chicago, Illinois who has dubiously consensual sex with drunk women on a regular basis. Coupled with his tendency to shower girls online with fake compliments before harassing them for not wanting to move countries to sleep with him; and it shouldn't really have come as a surprise that trying to solicit sex from a minor would be his undoing.

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