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[[File:Nudezoe11.jpg|thumb|right|[[Sarcasm|An example of HOTT]]]]
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The [[Faggot]] spelling of "[[hot]]."  The extra "t" indicates that, without any fucking doubt, the subject matter at hand must be totally and undeniably [[slut|hot]]. Sincere use of said spelling is an indicator said user has never experienced any sexual gratification with anything "HOTT" [[IRL|in real life]]. See also: [[retard|totally retarded]].  
The [[Faggot]] spelling of "[[hot]]."  The extra "t" indicates that, without any fucking doubt, the subject matter at hand must be totally and undeniably [[slut|hot]]. Sincere use of said spelling is an indicator said user has never experienced any sexual gratification with anything "HOTT" [[IRL|in real life]]. See also: [[retard|totally retarded]].  


It should be noted that the only ways virgins measure the worth of a woman is by her "hott"ness, and her [[sammich]] making ability, as they have never had their [[Oral_sex|dick sucked]] nor had a sandwich actually made for them by anyone but their mothers.
It should be noted that the only ways [[Douchebags|real men]] measure the worth of a woman is by her "hott"ness, and her [[sammich]] making ability. Like all Netspeak, escalation has created variants attempting to equate further levels of hotness/hotitude with increasing numbers of "t"s: c.f. [[OH NOES|NOES]]!!!!1!!11
 
Like all Netspeak, escalation has created variants attempting to equate further levels of hotness/hotitude with increasing numbers of "t"s: c.f. NOES!!!!1!!11


If you're hawt enough, you may [[You win the prize|win a prize]].
If you're hawt enough, you may [[You win the prize|win a prize]]. People who use the term "HOTT" are clearly [[pedophile]]s who like [[CP]], [[rape|raep]], [[buttsecks]] with small children and various other forms of kiddy-fiddling.
 
People who use the term "HOTT" you are clearly [[pedophile]]s who like [[CP]], [[rape|raep]], [[buttsecks]] with small children and various other forms of bieng kiddy-fiddlers.




== You ==
== You ==
 
[[File:Average Natural Selection Player.jpg|thumb|right|[[You]] are [[Truth|not HAWT]]]]
[[You]] either came to this page to [[fap|masturbate]] to some nude or [[Fail|semi-nude]] [[Woman|tail]], meaning you are in the healthy majority of males (or the favored minority of [[lesbian|bisexual females]]!) who enjoy the female form, ''or'' you were directed here out of some kind of misplaced [[Fail|pity]].  
[[You]] either came to this page to [[fap|masturbate]] to some nude or [[Fail|semi-nude]] [[Woman|tail]], meaning you are in the healthy majority of males (or the favored minority of [[lesbian|bisexual females]]!) who enjoy the female form, ''or'' you were directed here out of some kind of misplaced [[Fail|pity]].  


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Most likely, [[obvious|you yourself are not hot]].
Most likely, [[obvious|you yourself are not hot]].


In any case, [[truth|all contributors to this page simply wanted an excuse to post a picture of a hot female]] ([http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/index.php?title=Hott&action=history note the rush they were in with their sloppy spelling and odd grammar!]), so stop reading and get to it.
In any case, [[truth|all contributors to this page simply wanted an excuse to post a picture of a hot female]] ([http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Hott&action=history note the rush they were in with their sloppy spelling and odd grammar!]), so stop reading and get to it.


== [[shit nobody cares about|Variations]] ==
== [[shit nobody cares about|Variations]] ==
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== Gallery of Fap ==
== Gallery of Fap ==
<gallery>
{{cg|I'd Hit that.|hottgrrlgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Hottness.jpg|Legal? Yes. [[Wrong]]? Very. Still hott? No question.
File:Yiffinhell-Taurin.jpg|The only time furries are hot. Period. [[Furfag|You sick fuck]].
Image:Sexyface.jpg
Image:Chicas Peru.jpg
Image:Chicas Peru.jpg
File:ED Defence Force.jpg
Image:OMGJAIlBAIT.jpg|One summer of fun, ten years of [[prison]], with the memory to fap to while it's still fresh in your head.
Image:OMGJAIlBAIT.jpg|One summer of fun, ten years of [[prison]], with the memory to fap to while it's still fresh in your head.
Image:Firecrotch.jpg|"Flame on" [[ginger|<s> note:the matching of drapes and carpet</s>]]FUCK NO BECAUSE FUGLY FRECKLED FACE
Image:Firecrotch.jpg|"[[ginger|Flame on]]" (butterface: Frecklebiatch)
Image:Jailbait3111111.jpg|Candy [[ass]]
Image:Jailbait3111111.jpg|Candy [[ass]]
Image:LidiyaA.jpg|Lidiya A
Image:Leah.jpg|What a hot fucking bitch.
Image:Wikipedo Lolicon Picture.png| TITS, pl0x?
File:Jessica Nigri Rikku Cosplay Le.jpg|[[Jessica Nigri]]
File:Jessica Nigri Rikku Cosplay Le.jpg|[[Jessica Nigri]]
Image:Ashleynude.jpg
Image:Ashleynude.jpg
Image:Megaslut.jpg
Image:Megaslut.jpg
Image:Leah.jpg|What a hot fucking bitch.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Pink bikini.jpg
Image:Pink bikini.jpg
Image:Sexy jailbait.jpg|Smex.
Image:Lady_Gaga_hotness.png|Slag just manages to look OK with a ton of makeup and a wig, and only in a still pic.  
Image:Lady_Gaga_hotness.png|Slag just manages to look OK with a ton of makeup and a wig, and only in a still pic.
</gallery>}}
Image:Scatfist.jpg|Hawt.
Image:Rory_p-training.jpg|Now THAT is uber hot.
Image:Btriplechin.jpg|She's hot, according to [[Branca|herself]].
Image:Yyyyy.jpg
</gallery>
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== Not Hott ==
== Level 2 ==
<center><gallery perrow=5>
File:Angela fugly.jpg|Steve Buscemi?
File:Neck-barnacles.jpg|Neck Barnacles?
Image:Scatfist.jpg|Seriously, [[gay|dudes]]?
Image:Sexyface.jpg|Close but no cigar.
Image:Btriplechin.jpg|[[Branca|Thinking you're hot isn't enough]].
File:Furryart.jpg|Furry is all [[Beastality]]...
File:Furryrebuttalwm9.jpg|...and sometimes [[pedo]], too.
File:Beingsexay.jpg|[[Doing it wrong|Right idea, wrong execution]].
File:Penispresident.jpg|[[Sexting|Dick Pictures]] never work. NEVER.
File:Pizzapuss.jpg|Look at the [[AIDS]] and [[Herpes]] spots.
</gallery></center>


[[Image:Angela fugly.jpg|thumb|center| Steve Buscemi?]]
==See Also==
 
*[[Porn]]
*[[Jailbait]]
*[[Women]]


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Latest revision as of 23:20, 26 July 2018

An example of HOTT

The Faggot spelling of "hot." The extra "t" indicates that, without any fucking doubt, the subject matter at hand must be totally and undeniably hot. Sincere use of said spelling is an indicator said user has never experienced any sexual gratification with anything "HOTT" in real life. See also: totally retarded.

It should be noted that the only ways real men measure the worth of a woman is by her "hott"ness, and her sammich making ability. Like all Netspeak, escalation has created variants attempting to equate further levels of hotness/hotitude with increasing numbers of "t"s: c.f. NOES!!!!1!!11

If you're hawt enough, you may win a prize. People who use the term "HOTT" are clearly pedophiles who like CP, raep, buttsecks with small children and various other forms of kiddy-fiddling.


You

You are not HAWT

You either came to this page to masturbate to some nude or semi-nude tail, meaning you are in the healthy majority of males (or the favored minority of bisexual females!) who enjoy the female form, or you were directed here out of some kind of misplaced pity.

Or, quite possibly, you were directed here because some loser in another topic thought something was "hott", you were enough of a loser to click the internal link, and here we all are.

Most likely, you yourself are not hot.

In any case, all contributors to this page simply wanted an excuse to post a picture of a hot female (note the rush they were in with their sloppy spelling and odd grammar!), so stop reading and get to it.

Variations

Regional variant: hawt

Scene variant: hottt

Japanese variant: awt

German: haught

Paris Hilton: hhhhhhott


Gallery of Fap

I'd Hit that. About missing Pics
  • The only time furries are hot. Period. You sick fuck.
    The only time furries are hot. Period. You sick fuck.
  • One summer of fun, ten years of prison, with the memory to fap to while it's still fresh in your head.
    One summer of fun, ten years of prison, with the memory to fap to while it's still fresh in your head.
  • "Flame on" (butterface: Frecklebiatch)
    "Flame on" (butterface: Frecklebiatch)
  • Candy ass
    Candy ass
  • What a hot fucking bitch.
    What a hot fucking bitch.
  • Jessica Nigri
    Jessica Nigri
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  • Slag just manages to look OK with a ton of makeup and a wig, and only in a still pic.
    Slag just manages to look OK with a ton of makeup and a wig, and only in a still pic.

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See Also

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