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*[[Arguing on the internet]]
*[[Arguing on the internet]]
*[[Bible]] A big Book of '''Just Because'''
*[[Chekhov's Gun]]  You have to use the gun '''JUST BECAUSE''' it is there
*[[Deus Ex Machina]] This plot device will work '''Just Because''' I said so.
*[[Deus Ex Machina]] This plot device will work '''Just Because''' I said so.
*[[Garden Thief]] This is usually their excuse
*[[Garden Thief]] This is usually their excuse
*[[Israel]] They keep anexing land from Palestine '''Just Because''' they can
*[[Israel]] They keep anexing land from Palestine '''Just Because''' they can
*[[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]]
*[[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]] You offended the libtard '''JUST BECAUSE''' you disagreed with them
*[[Nothing]]
*[[Nothing]]
*[[Parents]] The real masters of the '''Just Because''' excuse
*[[Parents]] The real masters of the '''Just Because''' excuse
*[[Sex]] You're an eterna[[virgina]] '''Just Because''' no one wants to.
*[[Religion]] [[Bible]] Bangers love using [[Just Because]] to answer the tough questions like, ''"Why did Noah forget about the Velociraptors."''
*[[Scientology]] '''Just Because''' are the last words you'll here for 6 months when they throw your ass in an oubliette because you asked them why you should sign over all your property to them
*[[Sex]] You're an eterna[[virgin]] '''Just Because''' no one wants to.
*[[Straw Man]]
*[[Straw Man]]


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[[Category:Logic]]

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