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Bacteria: Bacteria! We begin with only one!
There should be some lulzy paragraph about how Whale Blubber (Girlvinyl - by GOD, i'd hate to actually see her in vinyl) sold out ED and turned it into ohfucktheinternet.
Seriously, if I wasn't half drunk, I'd do it. Half drunk? Buzzed? Where's that fine line when you're a bit too tipsy to be trsuted driving, but you're not shitfaced yet? Fuck it. Some kind, gentle Anon please assrape Girlvinyl's reputation and give us lulz about how ED was stabbed over 9000 times.
 
If it ain't done by the time I get up, I'll fucking do it.
~NTN
 
== Review of OhInternet ==
 
Loads more shitty than every shitty thing about the internet combined. That fat fuck deserves to die screaming her ass off.
 
== Repost the DMCA claim Sherrod put against ED ==
it was lulzworthy how she filled it out completely the wrong way. (or at least send it to me)--[[User:Anondescript|Anondescript]] 10:26, 27 August 2011 (CEST)
 
== hey ==
 
Well said...
 
That fat goth played with us and took a dump on our lulz{{unsigned|ThePooThatTookaPee}}
 
== Um ==
http://www.mediafire.com/?e9ms1eqvzipn8cj
is the link for a torrent of site rip, which I have no idea how to use.
*Open that file with a bittorent client. I'm not going to do it. You do it.[[User:Polynymous|Polynymous]] 16:38, 22 April 2011 (UTC)
 
==The reason for this faggotry==
 
I aint gonna remove that section. But I think it is a troll trolling trolls. Joseph Evers never existed. Plus, admitting to a felony (click fraud) is not something that a sane person would do. [[User:Niggers|Niggers]] 17:16, 16 April 2011 (UTC)
 
==Either way the faggotry is clear==
It wasn't enough for ED to break even.  Greed fucked ED. 
 
hard. 
 
with no lube.
 
And if there is content being withheld, then I hope every single shred of content (images, etc) has been cached on the internet waiting to be retreived.  I've been more of a lurker in the past on the shitstain that used to be ED.  I won't make that mistake here.  I'll be glad to help find content that might have been cached.
 
Let's learn the lesson though and FUCKING SAVE [[User:AfroPuffs|AfroPuffs]] 17:42, 16 April 2011 (UTC)
 
LOL!!!  I've had an account on Youtube for YEARS acquiring the lulz.  I make one comment on her "OhFaggotry" youtube page and I get a strike!! I knew the bitch was full of butthurt and bawwww, but DAMN! :) [[User:AfroPuffs|AfroPuffs]] 11:35, 28 April 2011 (UTC)
 
==This Is Worth Mentioning==
[[File:ED_First_Day_Crash_Stats.png|thumb|Epic]]
File summary:
:Encyclopedia Dramatica's sellout to "Oh Internet" could very well be *THE* biggest .com crash in the *HISTORY* of the Internet itself! Once standing tall within the "Top 1,000" sites of the Internet, with an estimated worth of roughly a third of a MILLION dollars, they've now lost over 70% of their traffic in a *SINGLE* day and their site worth has crashed to an unprecedented $3,000, essentially a 100% drop in worth in *ONE* single day! o_O
 
:Obviously these idiots weren't paying any attention during the first .com bust. It's *NEVER* about the domain name, it's about the *SITE* and the *CONTENT*, if you try and swap the two out the domain will simply implode in on itself and be worth *NOTHING*.
 
:[[User:Onideus|Onideus]] 04:10, 19 April 2011 (UTC)
[[File:EDWorth.jpg|thumb|Also Relevant]]
::Honestly ED was just as worthless then as it was now. Site appraisals don't take into account that a site that is mostly porn that is not a pornography site can't get ad rev, especially when it is full of nigger jokes and gore to go along with it. It should never have been about the money, it should have been for the lulz. Sherrod wants to be able to not have to work while playing on the internet all day, and Encyclopedia Dramatica did not allow her to do this comfortably, so she quit. Ed is and always was a community project, no matter who owns the domain name, and we have already proven that with or without her ED is strong enough to survive just based on the community drive alone. --[[User:Zæg|Zæg]] 08:33, 21 April 2011 (UTC)
:::LOL, ED can actually be *EXTREMELY* profitable...you just have to think ~outside~ the box...or website as it were.  While advertising companies aren't going to want their ads on ~ED~ per se, that doesn't mean they'll have an objection with a THIRD PARTY website.  Look, it's simple, you make some little hokey dokey sites like nyah: http://www.the-care-bears.net  Then, you have advertisements on ED that point to YOUR OWN SITES, all those little hokey dokey sites.  Hell they don't even have to be yours, just team up with a bunch of people that own a bunch of hokey dokey little websites like that.  The traffic from ED will then filter to those sites that are then littered with Google Ad banners and ~viola~, lots 'o money to be made!  And Google can't complain since their ads are on "clean" sites...even though massive levels of traffic are being redirected to them from ED.  Tres simple, non?  [[User:Onideus|Onideus]] 06:42, 25 April 2011 (UTC)
::::Mmmm, forgot to mention, gaming oriented sites and anime oriented sites tend to be *THE* biggest money makers with Google's Ad Sense...because people actually click on gaming and anime related ad banners...which isn't too surprising I guess.  Most other ads people just outright ignore. [[User:Onideus|Onideus]] 08:29, 25 April 2011 (UTC)
 
== Eh ==
 
We're going to need some better editors if this new site is going to last … Currently this article reads like something out of Uncyclopedia. There's more to writing a lulzy article than spam and hate, u guys. – [[User:NuclearDuckie|NuclearDuckie]] 08:56, 19 April 2011 (UTC)
 
:Yeah... I would have thought the idea of this article is to prove that we're better and funnier than them? This page needs to be as level headed as possible or we're just providing ammunition for them to say they canned ED.com because it was filled with unfunny newfaggotry [[User:Angry Cosine|Angry Cosine]] 13:48, 11 May 2011 (UTC)
::Honestly I think this article is hilarious. Who gives a shit why they say they canned ED, just be happy they did. --[[User:Zæg|Zæg]] 14:49, 11 May 2011 (UTC)
 
== Well then. ==
 
Along with oI being completely fucking retarded, their [[Rootbrian]] article is complete shit.
Just gg.
[[User:Terriakijerky|Terriakijerky]] 11:23, 19 April 2011 (UTC)
 
==Oye==
How is this site going to support itself? Was Ohinternet created because they couldn't keep the cash flowing due to inappropriate and offending content?  [[User:Johnny|Johnny]] 16:28, 19 April 2011 (UTC)
 
== Sweet fucking Christ... ==
 
Please tell me that "Y'all african americans" screenshot is a shoop...[[User:Totensiediefurfag|Totensiediefurfag]] 16:56, 19 April 2011 (UTC)
 
It's not. The site really is that bad. Even KYM has a "Y'all niggaz postin' in a troll thread" page with unsanitized shoops. [[User:FacFoward|FacFoward]] 00:15, 20 April 2011 (UTC)
 
Ugh, I came here hoping against hope it wasn't. What's the point of recording internet culture if you refuse to be offensive, WHEN INTERNET CULTURE IS BASED AROUND OFFENSIVENESS?!?!?!!! [[User:Danieltepeskraus|Danieltepeskraus]] <font color='red'>'''USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST'''</font> 22:23, 23 April 2011 (UTC)
 
Ummm, why was this guy banned? I better read the rulz reel quick. [[User:DarkAnonXXXX|DarkAnonXXXX]] 18:23, 23 May 2011 (UTC)
:He wasn't banned; that's his signature. --[[User:JuniusThaddeus|JuniusThaddeus]] 18:29, 23 May 2011 (UTC)
::Oh. lol
 
== Pwned Articles Of OhInternet ==
 
If someone gets around to it, it might be interesting to mention that if you do not use OI's shitty form thing in making your article (does not matter if it's well written, researched or completely clean), it gets pwned in under 2 minutes after it's subbed. Even wikipedia has more freedom than that shit. Also, I'd say every single article in that dump was written by her dick sucking mods since they pwn EVERYTHING ELSE. [[User:FacFoward|FacFoward]] 00:20, 20 April 2011 (UTC)
 
*I wonder if she pays her ass monkeys to write this shit using money from Old ED's buyout. --[[User:Enig|Enig, the King of Norway]] 14:25, 20 April 2011 (UTC)
:No she doesn't. She would never actually pay anyone. She just kisses ass to new editors so they fell good about themselves and write articles. She really is desperate for content. [[User:DoNotWant|DoNotWant]] 04:08, 21 April 2011 (UTC)
::Yeah dude believe us, nobody is getting paid. Although I have heard that she has been implying that they might be getting paid, but this is certainly a boldfaced lie to keep whatever editors they have left. I got glined from her server last night per order of Sherrod herself apparently just for mentioning this new project, that is how scared she is about losing her people. --[[User:Zæg|Zæg]] 08:40, 21 April 2011 (UTC)
 
==Quotes==
{[Quote|noone understands what ed is for... It is built to piss off everyone on the interwebs... Not catalogue every fucking dicksmurfing cock munching piece of shit forced meme that ever tried to open a goatse and attempt to fuck itself into reality. Like 'Nigger hole'.
But now it's OhInternet..... Dear blast how did this happen? When did the internet become plagued with jews and catastrophic failiure?|Quote}}
- Potatonaught
 
If you want an archive of unfunny memes just go to fucking knowyourmeme you dip shits who are stuck in 2007
- ConkerfanX
 
They are billing themselves as the internet version of wikipedia
 
Know your meme with dumbass Sheen jokes and SFW chris chan
- Stevefox
 
Words cannot describe how fucking retarded this is.
- HarP00n
 
 
for Emphasis
 
==Dumb Shit==
Other people's quotes whining about ohi has no place in this article. [[User:DoNotWant|DoNotWant]] 08:29, 21 April 2011 (UTC)
 
==Wat==
Can this shit not be so attack article quality?  Make fun of it all you want, I'm totally down.  But this is just juvenile. [[User:Pi Is A Rational|Pi Is A Rational]] 08:39, 21 April 2011 (UTC)
 
Wat? We're on ED. What do you expect, knitting circles, unicorns, and hugs for everyone? - [[User:Iruel|Iruel]]
 
: Oooh, I wanna hug!  Let's all get together and have a rape-over party!  ...er, I mean MAKE-over party...yes, yes that's what I meant. [[User:Onideus|Onideus]] 08:16, 25 April 2011 (UTC)
 
==Clean this up==
this page has been edited like three times pick what you want it say than stick with it[[User:MrMaXimo|MrMaXimo]] 13:51, 22 April 2011 (UTC)
 
==OhInternets KillHamster on ED, lawsuits==
 
What is this about lawsuits now? Perceived legal drama aside, I think the people trying to create ED clones will soon find out just how much of a headache it is to manage such a site, from admin to vandalism prevention to dealing with attacks from various angles and they'll quickly fade away like so many of the doomed 4chan spinoffs. Adding the ED Snapshots is what we're doing to provide people with the old content. We'll just be trimming some of the fat beforehand. Do you really want 70 gigs of DeviantArt slapfights?
 
I will DMCA any images of myself that I want. DMCAs are formal, boring technicalities. They aren't lawsuits, not even close. That's silly hysterics from [[girlvinyl|internet tough guys acting like little girls]]. I literally received hundreds of DMCAs a month for the past 7 years. I honored every single one in order to keep my legal safe harbor.
 
: It's cute Ohinternet thinks they are going to last.  [[User:Dungad|Dungad]] 06:49, 24 April 2011 (UTC)
 
: lol legal safe harbor, what a crock of shit [[User:LaughingDeath|LaughingDeath]] 21:48, 24 April 2011 (UTC)
 
: Someone really should tell the poor boi that filing bogus DMCA take down notices is actually fraud and can get you seriously screwed in the ass if someone really decides to pursue it.  Just because you ~think~ you own something doesn't mean you do...and photographs of yourself...sorry, copyright is inherent to the photographer...not the subject. [[User:Onideus|Onideus]] 05:04, 28 April 2011 (UTC)
 
==Amazon Ad==
Since my ass is too busy right now, I suggest someone create a fake amazon ad (notice the BIG KAHUNA REEF appears in all screenshots)and place it, centered, at the top of the page. My reasoning should be obvious.--[[User:Ror|Ror]] 21:37, 24 April 2011 (UTC)
*I'd do it, but I'm afraid of giving DeHippo another 5¢. -[[User:Enig|Enig, the King of Norway]] 22:42, 9 May 2011 (UTC)
 
== Anonnews Great War ==
Anyone know when this is going back up? [[User:AfroPuffs|AfroPuffs]] 02:29, 28 April 2011 (UTC)
 
==OhInertet is shit==
 
What the fuck is the point of " OhInternet"? [[User:Ash Ketchum|Ash Ketchum]]
*That's the best question I've read so far about it. What is the point exactly? Is it like a mirror of KYM?--[[User:Divx-Mongool|Divx-Mongool]] 22:05, 29 April 2011 (UTC)
**It's KYM, but with 387% more bigotry, 9785% more unfunny, and ∞% more pointlessness. -[[User:Enig|Enig, the King of Norway]] 03:16, 11 May 2011 (UTC)
 
 
The Oh Internet name sounds like that fat fuck is having [[sex]]. Must unsee. "Oh internet, fuck me harder.....with jew gold". [[User:Lazarus|Jesus]]
:it is dead. {{User:Andrés/sig}} 01:05, 29 October 2012 (EDT)
 
==OhInternet users are delusional==
 
"Yeah, I don't see the point of "negotiations". What are they going to do to us, post spam that'll take a whole two seconds to revert? Oh no!!! Any "war" between OHi and the fake ED is an illusion brought about by 13-year-olds that want to be a part of something. Just leave the fake ED alone, and it'll fade away in time. --Teakettler 13:41, 29 April 2011 (EDT) " Talk about projecting much? [[User:Dungad|Dungad]] 22:52, 29 April 2011 (UTC)
 
*How can this ED be fake? ED is ED. That's like saying all their articles where shit if you use that argument because it was all mirrors of original pages and pictures of people they made fun of. So in that regard, every single on ED has always been and will always be shit. --[[User:Divx-Mongool|Divx-Mongool]] 14:42, 30 April 2011 (UTC)
:I'm pretty sure they'd be like "lol yeah ED FUCKING SUCKED!  That's why we have ohinternet!" They think they're going to become a big time internet phenomenon.  [[User:Dungad|Dungad]] 21:30, 30 April 2011 (UTC)
:I think they also like to call it the "fake ED" because by calling it "fake" implies that OhImasellout is somehow still the "real" ED or a tacit statement that Sherrod "owns" the content of ED.  That or they're too fucking retarded to understand that its not the domain name that makes a site, its the content.[[User:AfroPuffs|AfroPuffs]] 04:41, 5 May 2011 (UTC)
:According to their logic, the real ED has articles tamer than KnowYourMeme and has infoboxes linking you to genomebiology.com to disprove ideas that black people aren't dumber than everyone else while at the same time calling them colored people unironicly. Makes sense? You fucking bet it does.--[[User:Ror|Ror]] 04:50, 5 May 2011 (UTC)
 
Well, it's now 2013 and no-one's talking about OhI anymore. Meanwhile ED is still getting its fair share of mentioning across da interwebz. BTW, found this guy's page. Try and rub it in his face. http://ohinternet.com/User:Funeral_Mountain_Terrashot [[User:GoldenIpodRecipient|GoldenIpodRecipient]] 07:45, 28 April 2013 (EDT)
 
==How to take a shit on their profits==
 
We flood the site with CP, all the time. We write scripts to flood it with CP constantly. Also gore. The gore might even be better, because it could be run by people behind fewer than 7 proxies. But the CP will be by far the most effective. A thousand nations of the Anonymous empire descend upon them. Our child abuse will block out the sun.{{unsigned|G'orzak}}
*Are you retarded? --[[User:Zæg|Zæg]] 04:06, 8 May 2011 (UTC)
*Uh, no, GTFO plz. [[User:Boyvinyl|Boyvinyl]] 23:10, 9 May 2011 (UTC)
: What zæg said [[User:TKN|TKN]] 23:18, 9 May 2011 (UTC)
*somebody forward his IP to his local law enforcement agency. --[[User:Marsha|Marsha]] 23:22, 9 May 2011 (UTC)
:: Even if we wanted to, we don't have checkuser yet. [[User:TKN|TKN]] 02:26, 10 May 2011 (UTC)
 
== If you're gonna do survelance on OHI... ==
 
At least use Firefox with Adblock.  It's bad enough that you're giving the site a hit by even visiting, but if you're going there without adblock, they're getting ad revenue off of you too.  And that's the last thing they should be getting.  -[[User:Nanostrike|Nano]] 14:45, 10 May 2011 (UTC)
 
== OhInternet times out ==
 
Is this win or epic win?
 
[[File:OhFailnet.png|400px|thumb]]
Pic highly related.
 
* I think I just came [[User:Bass|Bass]] 02:05, 16 May 2011 (UTC)
** Still timing out. Maybe by the end of the week the url will be 404'd. [[User:Bass|Bass]] 06:26, 16 May 2011 (UTC)
 
== Yes ==
 
It's a poor substitution for the old ED, the last hive of free speech on the internet.  If the old ED offered anything it was freedom...at least 2008 and earlier anyways, since it went downhill after that.  A place like that doesn't exist on the internet anywhere anymore.  I don't see how you guys are gonna manage the bandwidth fees or overhead.  '''Mostly''' the bandwidth fees.  You'll feel swamped in a matter of months, it is expensive, not to mention an enormous time sink to maintain. 
[[User:OMG BIEBER|OMG BIEBER]] 12:54, 21 May 2011 (UTC)
*We are on a donated server from a datacenter, we have unlimited free bandwidth. The site costs next to nothing to run and will continue to cost next to nothing to run forever. I don't know why people continue to support this false idea that bandwidth is expensive, because even if we were not getting it for free it is still very affordable to anyone who is not on welfare.  --[[User:Zæg|zaiger]] [[User_talk:Zæg|(talk)]] 15:36, 21 May 2011 (UTC)
 
== Operation NoLulzAllowed ==
 
I recently created an operation @ http://essag.es/t/2481 called NoLulzAllowed.
 
It is a simple OhInternet Trolling operation.
 
To add or not to add?
 
 
ED is not your personal army, nor are we a raid chan. If you keep this up you will be banned. <div style="font-family:HG PSG;font-size:15px"><b>[[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]]</b> [[File:RedSheep007.jpg|50px|link=User talk:Meepsheep]]</div> 18:27, 23 May 2011 (UTC)
 
== <nowiki>{{History}}</nowiki> ==
 
Should we add [[Template:History]] to this page? Seeing how it is an important event in ED history. <font style="font-family:HG PSG;font-size:18px"><b>[[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]]</b></font> [[File:RedSheep007.jpg|50px|link=User talk:Meepsheep]] 02:37, 14 July 2011 (UTC)
:I'm posting here again because nobody has responded after months of this being here, and undoubtedly someone will notice in recent changes. [[File:Mssig.png|60px|link=User:Meepsheep]] 03:39, 19 September 2011 (CEST)
::Sure, do it.  Why not.--[[File:Foucault5.jpg|alt=brxbrx|text-bottom|15px|link=User:brxbrx]][[File:Foucault5.jpg|alt=brxbrx|text-bottom|15px|link=User talk:brxbrx]][[File:Foucault5.jpg|alt=brxbrx|text-bottom|15px|link=Special:Contributions/Brxbrx]]-brxbrx 03:51, 19 September 2011 (CEST)
 
== OhI convention ==
 
Added a portion about OhShitternet's "convention". I wasn't sure about linking to it but edit it as you see fit. [[User:Ltamake|Ltamake]] 13:41, 15 July 2011 (UTC)
 
== Sherrod? ==
What I don't quite understand is why Shithead DeHippo no longer has her own article. [[User:Some dude|Some dude]] 21:07, 28 July 2011 (CEST)
*I second this. [[User:Xcalibur201|Xcalibur201]] 07:16, 30 July 2011 (CEST)
*There were two articles that said the exact same thing, so they were merged into one. There was a consensus among the editors, nothing to get all suspicious over. --[[User:Zaiger|zaiger]] [[User_talk:Zaiger|(talk)]] 07:24, 30 July 2011 (CEST)
**That's fine. but can I at least post her nudes on here somewhere? [[User:Xcalibur201|Xcalibur201]] 10:06, 6 August 2011 (UTC)
*** The images aren't deleted, you can do whatever you want with them. : ) --[[File:Cstory.gif|link=User talk:Halcy]] 16:22, 6 August 2011 (UTC)
****User:TKN removed them, but I restored them. If there's any reason her pics shouldn't be there, please say so here. [[User:Xcalibur201|Xcalibur201]] 07:12, 17 August 2011 (UTC)
Girlvinyl's page was quite different from this one, dont be hypocritical about "same thing" So she finally got you via Internet court? Old ED's sabotage started with hypocrisy and forbidden themes/definitions, dont repeat it. [[User:Basement dweller|Basement dweller]] 19:16, 15 August 2011 (UTC)
 
:You do realize that there'd be no ED without zaiger? [[File:460px-EquivampbySwiftpaw.jpg|40px]][[User:Equivamp|Equivamp]]<sup>[[User talk:Equivamp|talk]]</sup><sup>[http://formspring.me/Equivamp (Troll me here)]</sup> 19:19, 15 August 2011 (UTC)
: Sherrod leaves us alone as long as the page is gone. [[User:TKN|TKN]] 19:33, 15 August 2011 (UTC)
:How exactly is that hypocritical? I have a feeling you might be confused as to the definitions of the words you are using. --[[User:Zaiger|zaiger]] [[User_talk:Zaiger|(talk)]] 19:45, 15 August 2011 (UTC)
"Hypocrisy is the state of pretending to have beliefs, opinions, virtues, ideals, thoughts, feelings, qualities, or standards that one does not actually have" hope I wont get banned for using wikipedia.
1. telling people the page was taken away because it was identical to this one - lie, you know its not the same but pretending it is - not hypocritical?
2. "nothing to get suspicios" - you saying merging pages was a pure technical thing without any agreement/changed feelings towards Sherrod - same as above.
If its an agreement then admit as it is, THAT will not be hypocritical.[[User:Basement dweller|Basement dweller]] 21:15, 15 August 2011 (UTC)
2.
:Hypocrisy is saying one thing while doing another. Me telling you not to smoke while lighting a cigarette myself would be hypocrisy. Telling you that we decided to merge 2 very similar articles when that is exactly what happened is not. My feelings toward Sherrod have not changed one bit since the day she tried to ruin ED. Try taking the Internet a little less seriously, k? --[[User:Zaiger|zaiger]] [[User_talk:Zaiger|(talk)]] 21:41, 15 August 2011 (UTC)
::I agree with Zaiger, however, who cares? Before she sold out ED it was just a vanity article saying, "LOL GIRLVINYL IS TEH BESTS" and the deleted page was just a shitty attack article saying, "LOL GIRLVINYL IS TEH FAT". [[File:Mssig.png|60px|link=User:Meepsheep]] 23:02, 15 August 2011 (UTC)
::Idfk, I wasn't the one who deleted it, but I don't seem to think it's that important. Either write a better article that the community decides is worth keeping or shut the fuck up. I'm so sick of people who don't contribute to fucking anything telling us how to do shit. When [http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Special:Contributions/Basement_dweller the only 2 edits] your account has is fucking complaining like a little bitch I tend to not give a fuck what you have to say.--[[User:Zaiger|zaiger]] [[User_talk:Zaiger|(talk)]] 04:14, 16 August 2011 (UTC)
I liked old ED because there were no forbidden themes and could critisize everything thus destroying any idols/complexes/whatever. Everything but several people including Sherrod. Now you are not bound by anything and you had a nice long article about her with plenty of photos/comments. Next thing I see her making threats and now I see her article deleted. Post hoc ergo propter hoc? Even if you deleted it without much thinking it still has to produce bad impression. Not only of being scared/payed by her but also of easiness to be scared/payed, articles censored + fake reasons given. Im not complaining here, not shouting "bring the page back" or attacking you and I have nothing against Sherrod personally. I want just to point out the situation if you dont understand it yourself, so basically help. Pity if you can only answer to that with 100 shits and fucks and quantity of contributions (what next, grammar?)[[User:Basement dweller|Basement dweller]] 10:59, 16 August 2011 (UTC)
:Wow are you seriously ''that'' concerned? Really? You're making a big deal out of this shit? Let me tell you, by 2010 they were deleting classic articles left and right like pussies due to ''false'' DMCAs. You clearly have no idea why Sherrod's article is gone. It wasn't even about DMCAs she complained to our old host about it. You know what happened to us when that happened? We were down for a fucking week because she went that far to take us down; and she almost succeeded. I'm all for mocking the shit out of Sherrod but her complaining was what got us down for a week. I see no reason to add gasoline to the fire. --[[File:Cstory.gif|link=User talk:Halcy]] 08:06, 17 August 2011 (UTC)
 
::BS argument in general.  Both articles were completely different.  Quite honestly we could consider any article an attack article as it is.  But that's not the point.  If ED is a proponent of free speech, as in we not only archive internet sub-culture why remove something that was important and a catalyst to the original down time to ED?  Sure we have [[AIDS|OhInternet]] article.  Besides she knew full well of the choice she made to begin with.  Now you guys are gonna pull a 360 and act like your ass got reamed by someone you were all for dissing moments ago?  Why remove an article that specifically points to someones blatant hypocrisy when they themselves spent all these years shitting and pissing on everyone else.  Doesn't ED already [[Snapesnogger|have]] [[Jared_Milton|enough]] [[Jessi_Slaughter|articles]] [[Blood_On_The_Dance_Floor|that]] [[Chris_Chan|point]] out peoples lies already?  Does DeHippo hurt your assholes that much.  Should just put a disclaimer on the front page stating we can make fun of everyone but [[fat|DeHippo]] cause she'll shut down [[ED]].  Best be careful now, might get a DMCA from fatty cause her name is mentioned in the context of being fat on this talk page.  --[[User:Erstok|Erstok]] 10:42, 17 August 2011 (UTC)
:::: I'm not the one that said they were the same articles, I said that it almost got us down. I have been working on my own version of the article but deleted it just to stay safe. By all means, do whatever you want but just remember that ED almost got screwed over because of it. --[[File:Cstory.gif|link=User talk:Halcy]] 01:07, 18 August 2011 (UTC)
 
I'm all for getting rid of the Sherrod article. (Honestly, if you still care about her, I have no words for how sad that is.) However, it ''is'' a bit hypocritical to get rid of the article because they were "too similar" when not long ago, when [[fucktard]] was redirected to [[retard]] it was reverted because "there's no reason for us not to have entries on every word in the dictionary". jus' sayin'. [[File:460px-EquivampbySwiftpaw.jpg|40px]][[User:Equivamp|Equivamp]]<sup>[[User talk:Equivamp|talk]]</sup><sup>[http://formspring.me/Equivamp (Troll me here)]</sup> 12:38, 17 August 2011 (UTC)
:So write a better article then. [[Fucktard]] was a 7 year old article that had been on ED since the beginning, Girlvinyl's was 2 months old. Do you guys even remember old ED? Obviously not because there were many subjects that were off limit. The [[Nigger]] article for example was deleted and locked since 2007. You guys must be bitching just to bitch. The people who actually contribute to building this wiki decided that they would rather not have it here. I didn't delete it, so idkwtf ur accusing me of shit, but I respect their decisions. I'll see what they want to do about it, but if they decide no you are going to have to fucking deal with it, because if it wasn't for us (The people who actually write this shit) you lazy backseat non-writing fucks wouldn't even have an ED to complain about us on. You do realize that this article was the reason we got thrown from our last host and had all that downtime last month right? We ended up having to pay over $300 dollars out of our own pockets to get the site back up, so they decided to merge the GV article with the Ohi article because they pretty much said the same exact thing, only without the death and rape threats and the illegal dox (SSN for example is illegal to post) that she used for ammo in the complaint that caused us to get thrown off of our host. When you donate enough cash for us to move hosts when it happens again then come and talk to us. --[[User:Zaiger|zaiger]] [[User_talk:Zaiger|(talk)]] 14:00, 17 August 2011 (UTC)
 
Of course I don't remember old ED. When I signed up, [[Offended|something ED was infamous for]] was an image saying "all races are equal". I was simply pointing out that "too similar" on its own is not a strong argument. I was being a devil's advocate, if you will. (Although, one could point out that Sherrod is a person, not a word). [[File:460px-EquivampbySwiftpaw.jpg|40px]][[User:Equivamp|Equivamp]]<sup>[[User talk:Equivamp|talk]]</sup><sup>[http://formspring.me/Equivamp (Troll me here)]</sup> 01:17, 18 August 2011 (UTC)
 
While you guys do that, I'll be over here not giving a fuck. [[User:Turbogook|Turbogook]] 05:38, 25 September 2011 (CEST)
 
===Just so you know===
 
I'm rewriting Sherrod's article ridding it of its bullshit channer jokes. --[[File:Cstory.gif|link=User talk:Halcy]] 05:32, 2 September 2011 (CEST)
 
== In a nutshell ==
By EDF user Flu
 
[[file:Sherrodinanutshell.png|800px|left]]
 
[[User:Ge5undhe17|Ge5undhe17]] 14:55, 16 September 2011 (CEST)
 
[[File:EDvsOHI.png|600px]]
 
 
 
[[User:Ge5undhe17|Ge5undhe17]] 03:00, 19 September 2011 (CEST)
{{Clear}}
 
== /!\ NOTICE /!\ ==
 
<span style="font-size: 2em;">[[Girlvinyl]]</span> --[[File:Cstory.gif|link=User talk:Halcy]] 05:38, 3 October 2011 (CEST)
 
== EDiots ==
 
Apparently, EDiots no longer exist. So, I'm having an identity crisis as according to the whale, "EDiots are now OHIdiots".
 
Is it not enough that she  tried to destroy what we had that she has to now confer her filth onto us? [[User:Legato|Legato]] 17:10, 03 October 2011 (MYT)
:EDiots are alive and well here on ED. There is actually a whole usergroup class called Ediots on [http://forum.encyclopediadramatica.ch EDF2: Electric Boogaloo]. They are called OHIpocrites over there by the way.--[[User:Zaiger|zaiger]] [[User_talk:Zaiger|(talk)]] 17:08, 3 October 2011 (CEST)
 
== I just ate up this whole page ==
 
I think it gave me diabetes. [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] º [[User_talk:TylerRosenow|Ӕ talk]] º [[Special:Contributions/TylerRosenow|₡]] º <big>[[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]]</big> 12:13, 4 February 2012 (EST)
 
== Lol Dead ==
 
The [[GNAA]] is now my favorite hero.  So Gay and Nigger for them -[[User:NKO|NKO]] 00:32, 30 October 2012 (EDT)
:Yah let's skiddy battle with an already dead site. Still fucking hilarious. {{User:Mike the Great/Sig}} {{User:Mike/Gay}}03:04, 30 October 2012 (EDT){{User:Mike/NotGay}}
 
== The fuck ==
 
The fuck is it back for.-[[User:NKO|NKO]] [[Image:Mustash.jpg|40px|link=User_talk:NKO|Spaz]] 21:49, 31 October 2012 (EDT)
:Apparently it took 6 (or something like that) days for girlvinyl to get off the couch and roll herself to her computer to figure out the site was dead. Unsurprisingly, no one missed the site while it was down. ''' | [[User:FredJuicynips|FredJuicynips]]''' | [[User_talk:FredJuicynips|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/FredJuicynips|Contribs]] | 21:54, 31 October 2012 (EDT)
::Wow WTF...  Then yet again, [[Girlvinyl]] proved to us that she really is a beached whale -[[User:NKO|NKO]] [[Image:Mustash.jpg|40px|link=User_talk:NKO|Spaz]] 22:00, 31 October 2012 (EDT)
 
== [[lol|LOOOL]] ==
 
After their revival, the admins went on a [http://ohinternet.com/index.php?title=Special:RecentChanges&limit=500 baleetion/restoration rampage] -[[User:NKO|NKO]] [[Image:Mustash.jpg|40px|link=User_talk:NKO|Spaz]] 22:15, 31 October 2012 (EDT)
:Wow, [[girlvinyl]] must have taken some dieting pills and stayed up all night doing that. Someone needs to tell her caffeine and green tea pills aren't gonna cut it for that much fat to loose. ''' | [[User:FredJuicynips|FredJuicynips]]''' | [[User_talk:FredJuicynips|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/FredJuicynips|Contribs]] | 23:11, 31 October 2012 (EDT)
::i'm not sure what you're seeing. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 00:42, 1 November 2012 (EDT)
 
== Denying our existence? ==
 
On the OhI page about ED, there is not a single mention about encyclopediadramatica.se. Apparently we just died when the domain name changed over 2 years ago. [[User:GoldenIpodRecipient|GoldenIpodRecipient]] 07:41, 28 April 2013 (EDT)
 
== Raged ==
 
Googled "[[furry]] abomination" images for cheap [[lulz]]. Found a furry desu linked to Ohinternet and went to furry page on ohinternet to see if it was worthwhile. Was 4 short, compressed, and poorly made paragraphs saying that furries can be pretty cool guys in the same sentences as they were supposedly being insulted. Also saying that they are perfectly tolerable and it appears to have been edited by a furry because of how much non-hate there is.
 
Rage Quit Ohinternet because of false and unreliable information. At least ED brings forth all bluntly true information without dumbing things down to retard levels. That along with copious amounts of funny, shock images, hilarious fails, etc.
 
[[User:Jebus-Kreist|Jebus-Kreist]] 19:37, 30 August 2013 (EDT)
 
== Been gone for a month or two. ==
 
 
*OHI has been dead and gone for a few months. Looks like it's for good. Someone should edit the article to reflect that. [[File:G Head.png|link= User:Oddguy]][[User:Oddguy|<span style="color:red;font-weight:bold">'''oddguy'''</span>]][[File:G Head.png|link= User Talk:Oddguy]] 14:16, 2 December 2013 (EST)
 
 
[[File:Sandwich hard.gif|thumb|right]]
[[File:Hitler party hard 2.gif|thumb|left]]
[[File:Partyhard Anime.gif|thumb|right]]
[[File:Partyhard Kagome.gif|thumb|left]]
[[File:Party-hard0012.gif|thumb|left]]
[[File:Partyhard_Anime2.gif‎|thumb|right]]
[[File:Party7.gif|center]]
 
{{user:NKO/sig}} 14:21, 2 December 2013 (EST)
 
:It's obvious. If they really cared they would've restored the site within a week or two after the shutdown. [[File:Dekoman_signature01.png|30px|link=User_talk:DekoMan91]] 14:26, 2 December 2013 (EST)
 
 
 
{{clear}}
hey guess whats in 7-9 days? ED's 9th anniversary. we will know if they are dead completely, if WP80 is returning (knowyourmemes.com redirects there now) or the most likely, ED.com returning as a watered down censored meme-filled version, in name only (which is quite likely tbh).--[[File:Desu exploitable.png|40px|link=User:CrackRabbit]] [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|<font color="red">'''Talk to me'''</font>]]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|<font color="green">'''Contribs'''</font>]] 16:59, 2 December 2013 (EST)
:Their facebook page is still shit posting for some reason {{user:NKO/sig}} 14:17, 5 December 2013 (EST)
I've replaced "is" and "are" with "was", "were", and "used to be", but that's about it. Don't wanna fuck with this comedy gold too much and change it. --[[User:GoldenIpodRecipient|GoldenIpodRecipient]] 05:35, 26 January 2014 (EST)

Latest revision as of 00:55, 28 January 2022

There should be some lulzy paragraph about how Whale Blubber (Girlvinyl - by GOD, i'd hate to actually see her in vinyl) sold out ED and turned it into ohfucktheinternet. Seriously, if I wasn't half drunk, I'd do it. Half drunk? Buzzed? Where's that fine line when you're a bit too tipsy to be trsuted driving, but you're not shitfaced yet? Fuck it. Some kind, gentle Anon please assrape Girlvinyl's reputation and give us lulz about how ED was stabbed over 9000 times.

If it ain't done by the time I get up, I'll fucking do it. ~NTN

Review of OhInternet

Loads more shitty than every shitty thing about the internet combined. That fat fuck deserves to die screaming her ass off.

Repost the DMCA claim Sherrod put against ED

it was lulzworthy how she filled it out completely the wrong way. (or at least send it to me)--Anondescript 10:26, 27 August 2011 (CEST)

hey

Well said...

That fat goth played with us and took a dump on our lulz — Preceding comment added by ThePooThatTookaPee (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Um

http://www.mediafire.com/?e9ms1eqvzipn8cj is the link for a torrent of site rip, which I have no idea how to use.

  • Open that file with a bittorent client. I'm not going to do it. You do it.Polynymous 16:38, 22 April 2011 (UTC)

The reason for this faggotry

I aint gonna remove that section. But I think it is a troll trolling trolls. Joseph Evers never existed. Plus, admitting to a felony (click fraud) is not something that a sane person would do. Niggers 17:16, 16 April 2011 (UTC)

Either way the faggotry is clear

It wasn't enough for ED to break even. Greed fucked ED.

hard.

with no lube.

And if there is content being withheld, then I hope every single shred of content (images, etc) has been cached on the internet waiting to be retreived. I've been more of a lurker in the past on the shitstain that used to be ED. I won't make that mistake here. I'll be glad to help find content that might have been cached.

Let's learn the lesson though and FUCKING SAVE AfroPuffs 17:42, 16 April 2011 (UTC)

LOL!!! I've had an account on Youtube for YEARS acquiring the lulz. I make one comment on her "OhFaggotry" youtube page and I get a strike!! I knew the bitch was full of butthurt and bawwww, but DAMN! :) AfroPuffs 11:35, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

This Is Worth Mentioning

Epic

File summary:

Encyclopedia Dramatica's sellout to "Oh Internet" could very well be *THE* biggest .com crash in the *HISTORY* of the Internet itself! Once standing tall within the "Top 1,000" sites of the Internet, with an estimated worth of roughly a third of a MILLION dollars, they've now lost over 70% of their traffic in a *SINGLE* day and their site worth has crashed to an unprecedented $3,000, essentially a 100% drop in worth in *ONE* single day! o_O
Obviously these idiots weren't paying any attention during the first .com bust. It's *NEVER* about the domain name, it's about the *SITE* and the *CONTENT*, if you try and swap the two out the domain will simply implode in on itself and be worth *NOTHING*.
Onideus 04:10, 19 April 2011 (UTC)
Also Relevant
Honestly ED was just as worthless then as it was now. Site appraisals don't take into account that a site that is mostly porn that is not a pornography site can't get ad rev, especially when it is full of nigger jokes and gore to go along with it. It should never have been about the money, it should have been for the lulz. Sherrod wants to be able to not have to work while playing on the internet all day, and Encyclopedia Dramatica did not allow her to do this comfortably, so she quit. Ed is and always was a community project, no matter who owns the domain name, and we have already proven that with or without her ED is strong enough to survive just based on the community drive alone. --Zæg 08:33, 21 April 2011 (UTC)
LOL, ED can actually be *EXTREMELY* profitable...you just have to think ~outside~ the box...or website as it were. While advertising companies aren't going to want their ads on ~ED~ per se, that doesn't mean they'll have an objection with a THIRD PARTY website. Look, it's simple, you make some little hokey dokey sites like nyah: http://www.the-care-bears.net Then, you have advertisements on ED that point to YOUR OWN SITES, all those little hokey dokey sites. Hell they don't even have to be yours, just team up with a bunch of people that own a bunch of hokey dokey little websites like that. The traffic from ED will then filter to those sites that are then littered with Google Ad banners and ~viola~, lots 'o money to be made! And Google can't complain since their ads are on "clean" sites...even though massive levels of traffic are being redirected to them from ED. Tres simple, non? Onideus 06:42, 25 April 2011 (UTC)
Mmmm, forgot to mention, gaming oriented sites and anime oriented sites tend to be *THE* biggest money makers with Google's Ad Sense...because people actually click on gaming and anime related ad banners...which isn't too surprising I guess. Most other ads people just outright ignore. Onideus 08:29, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

Eh

We're going to need some better editors if this new site is going to last … Currently this article reads like something out of Uncyclopedia. There's more to writing a lulzy article than spam and hate, u guys. – NuclearDuckie 08:56, 19 April 2011 (UTC)

Yeah... I would have thought the idea of this article is to prove that we're better and funnier than them? This page needs to be as level headed as possible or we're just providing ammunition for them to say they canned ED.com because it was filled with unfunny newfaggotry Angry Cosine 13:48, 11 May 2011 (UTC)
Honestly I think this article is hilarious. Who gives a shit why they say they canned ED, just be happy they did. --Zæg 14:49, 11 May 2011 (UTC)

Well then.

Along with oI being completely fucking retarded, their Rootbrian article is complete shit. Just gg. Terriakijerky 11:23, 19 April 2011 (UTC)

Oye

How is this site going to support itself? Was Ohinternet created because they couldn't keep the cash flowing due to inappropriate and offending content? Johnny 16:28, 19 April 2011 (UTC)

Sweet fucking Christ...

Please tell me that "Y'all african americans" screenshot is a shoop...Totensiediefurfag 16:56, 19 April 2011 (UTC)

It's not. The site really is that bad. Even KYM has a "Y'all niggaz postin' in a troll thread" page with unsanitized shoops. FacFoward 00:15, 20 April 2011 (UTC)

Ugh, I came here hoping against hope it wasn't. What's the point of recording internet culture if you refuse to be offensive, WHEN INTERNET CULTURE IS BASED AROUND OFFENSIVENESS?!?!?!!! Danieltepeskraus USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST 22:23, 23 April 2011 (UTC)

Ummm, why was this guy banned? I better read the rulz reel quick. DarkAnonXXXX 18:23, 23 May 2011 (UTC)

He wasn't banned; that's his signature. --JuniusThaddeus 18:29, 23 May 2011 (UTC)
Oh. lol

Pwned Articles Of OhInternet

If someone gets around to it, it might be interesting to mention that if you do not use OI's shitty form thing in making your article (does not matter if it's well written, researched or completely clean), it gets pwned in under 2 minutes after it's subbed. Even wikipedia has more freedom than that shit. Also, I'd say every single article in that dump was written by her dick sucking mods since they pwn EVERYTHING ELSE. FacFoward 00:20, 20 April 2011 (UTC)

  • I wonder if she pays her ass monkeys to write this shit using money from Old ED's buyout. --Enig, the King of Norway 14:25, 20 April 2011 (UTC)
No she doesn't. She would never actually pay anyone. She just kisses ass to new editors so they fell good about themselves and write articles. She really is desperate for content. DoNotWant 04:08, 21 April 2011 (UTC)
Yeah dude believe us, nobody is getting paid. Although I have heard that she has been implying that they might be getting paid, but this is certainly a boldfaced lie to keep whatever editors they have left. I got glined from her server last night per order of Sherrod herself apparently just for mentioning this new project, that is how scared she is about losing her people. --Zæg 08:40, 21 April 2011 (UTC)

Quotes

{[Quote|noone understands what ed is for... It is built to piss off everyone on the interwebs... Not catalogue every fucking dicksmurfing cock munching piece of shit forced meme that ever tried to open a goatse and attempt to fuck itself into reality. Like 'Nigger hole'. But now it's OhInternet..... Dear blast how did this happen? When did the internet become plagued with jews and catastrophic failiure?|Quote}} - Potatonaught

If you want an archive of unfunny memes just go to fucking knowyourmeme you dip shits who are stuck in 2007 - ConkerfanX

They are billing themselves as the internet version of wikipedia

Know your meme with dumbass Sheen jokes and SFW chris chan - Stevefox

Words cannot describe how fucking retarded this is. - HarP00n


for Emphasis

Dumb Shit

Other people's quotes whining about ohi has no place in this article. DoNotWant 08:29, 21 April 2011 (UTC)

Wat

Can this shit not be so attack article quality? Make fun of it all you want, I'm totally down. But this is just juvenile. Pi Is A Rational 08:39, 21 April 2011 (UTC)

Wat? We're on ED. What do you expect, knitting circles, unicorns, and hugs for everyone? - Iruel

Oooh, I wanna hug! Let's all get together and have a rape-over party! ...er, I mean MAKE-over party...yes, yes that's what I meant. Onideus 08:16, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

Clean this up

this page has been edited like three times pick what you want it say than stick with itMrMaXimo 13:51, 22 April 2011 (UTC)

OhInternets KillHamster on ED, lawsuits

What is this about lawsuits now? Perceived legal drama aside, I think the people trying to create ED clones will soon find out just how much of a headache it is to manage such a site, from admin to vandalism prevention to dealing with attacks from various angles and they'll quickly fade away like so many of the doomed 4chan spinoffs. Adding the ED Snapshots is what we're doing to provide people with the old content. We'll just be trimming some of the fat beforehand. Do you really want 70 gigs of DeviantArt slapfights?

I will DMCA any images of myself that I want. DMCAs are formal, boring technicalities. They aren't lawsuits, not even close. That's silly hysterics from internet tough guys acting like little girls. I literally received hundreds of DMCAs a month for the past 7 years. I honored every single one in order to keep my legal safe harbor.

It's cute Ohinternet thinks they are going to last. Dungad 06:49, 24 April 2011 (UTC)
lol legal safe harbor, what a crock of shit LaughingDeath 21:48, 24 April 2011 (UTC)
Someone really should tell the poor boi that filing bogus DMCA take down notices is actually fraud and can get you seriously screwed in the ass if someone really decides to pursue it. Just because you ~think~ you own something doesn't mean you do...and photographs of yourself...sorry, copyright is inherent to the photographer...not the subject. Onideus 05:04, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

Amazon Ad

Since my ass is too busy right now, I suggest someone create a fake amazon ad (notice the BIG KAHUNA REEF appears in all screenshots)and place it, centered, at the top of the page. My reasoning should be obvious.--Ror 21:37, 24 April 2011 (UTC)

Anonnews Great War

Anyone know when this is going back up? AfroPuffs 02:29, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

OhInertet is shit

What the fuck is the point of " OhInternet"? Ash Ketchum

  • That's the best question I've read so far about it. What is the point exactly? Is it like a mirror of KYM?--Divx-Mongool 22:05, 29 April 2011 (UTC)
    • It's KYM, but with 387% more bigotry, 9785% more unfunny, and ∞% more pointlessness. -Enig, the King of Norway 03:16, 11 May 2011 (UTC)


The Oh Internet name sounds like that fat fuck is having sex. Must unsee. "Oh internet, fuck me harder.....with jew gold". Jesus

it is dead. --Andrés (talkplx) 01:05, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

OhInternet users are delusional

"Yeah, I don't see the point of "negotiations". What are they going to do to us, post spam that'll take a whole two seconds to revert? Oh no!!! Any "war" between OHi and the fake ED is an illusion brought about by 13-year-olds that want to be a part of something. Just leave the fake ED alone, and it'll fade away in time. --Teakettler 13:41, 29 April 2011 (EDT) " Talk about projecting much? Dungad 22:52, 29 April 2011 (UTC)

  • How can this ED be fake? ED is ED. That's like saying all their articles where shit if you use that argument because it was all mirrors of original pages and pictures of people they made fun of. So in that regard, every single on ED has always been and will always be shit. --Divx-Mongool 14:42, 30 April 2011 (UTC)
I'm pretty sure they'd be like "lol yeah ED FUCKING SUCKED! That's why we have ohinternet!" They think they're going to become a big time internet phenomenon. Dungad 21:30, 30 April 2011 (UTC)
I think they also like to call it the "fake ED" because by calling it "fake" implies that OhImasellout is somehow still the "real" ED or a tacit statement that Sherrod "owns" the content of ED. That or they're too fucking retarded to understand that its not the domain name that makes a site, its the content.AfroPuffs 04:41, 5 May 2011 (UTC)
According to their logic, the real ED has articles tamer than KnowYourMeme and has infoboxes linking you to genomebiology.com to disprove ideas that black people aren't dumber than everyone else while at the same time calling them colored people unironicly. Makes sense? You fucking bet it does.--Ror 04:50, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

Well, it's now 2013 and no-one's talking about OhI anymore. Meanwhile ED is still getting its fair share of mentioning across da interwebz. BTW, found this guy's page. Try and rub it in his face. http://ohinternet.com/User:Funeral_Mountain_Terrashot GoldenIpodRecipient 07:45, 28 April 2013 (EDT)

How to take a shit on their profits

We flood the site with CP, all the time. We write scripts to flood it with CP constantly. Also gore. The gore might even be better, because it could be run by people behind fewer than 7 proxies. But the CP will be by far the most effective. A thousand nations of the Anonymous empire descend upon them. Our child abuse will block out the sun. — Preceding comment added by G'orzak (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

  • Are you retarded? --Zæg 04:06, 8 May 2011 (UTC)
  • Uh, no, GTFO plz. Boyvinyl 23:10, 9 May 2011 (UTC)
What zæg said TKN 23:18, 9 May 2011 (UTC)
  • somebody forward his IP to his local law enforcement agency. --Marsha 23:22, 9 May 2011 (UTC)
Even if we wanted to, we don't have checkuser yet. TKN 02:26, 10 May 2011 (UTC)

If you're gonna do survelance on OHI...

At least use Firefox with Adblock. It's bad enough that you're giving the site a hit by even visiting, but if you're going there without adblock, they're getting ad revenue off of you too. And that's the last thing they should be getting. -Nano 14:45, 10 May 2011 (UTC)

OhInternet times out

Is this win or epic win?

Pic highly related.

  • I think I just came Bass 02:05, 16 May 2011 (UTC)
    • Still timing out. Maybe by the end of the week the url will be 404'd. Bass 06:26, 16 May 2011 (UTC)

Yes

It's a poor substitution for the old ED, the last hive of free speech on the internet. If the old ED offered anything it was freedom...at least 2008 and earlier anyways, since it went downhill after that. A place like that doesn't exist on the internet anywhere anymore. I don't see how you guys are gonna manage the bandwidth fees or overhead. Mostly the bandwidth fees. You'll feel swamped in a matter of months, it is expensive, not to mention an enormous time sink to maintain. OMG BIEBER 12:54, 21 May 2011 (UTC)

  • We are on a donated server from a datacenter, we have unlimited free bandwidth. The site costs next to nothing to run and will continue to cost next to nothing to run forever. I don't know why people continue to support this false idea that bandwidth is expensive, because even if we were not getting it for free it is still very affordable to anyone who is not on welfare. --zaiger (talk) 15:36, 21 May 2011 (UTC)

Operation NoLulzAllowed

I recently created an operation @ http://essag.es/t/2481 called NoLulzAllowed.

It is a simple OhInternet Trolling operation.

To add or not to add?


ED is not your personal army, nor are we a raid chan. If you keep this up you will be banned.

Meepsheep

18:27, 23 May 2011 (UTC)

{{History}}

Should we add Template:History to this page? Seeing how it is an important event in ED history. Meepsheep 02:37, 14 July 2011 (UTC)

I'm posting here again because nobody has responded after months of this being here, and undoubtedly someone will notice in recent changes. 03:39, 19 September 2011 (CEST)
Sure, do it. Why not.--brxbrxbrxbrxbrxbrx-brxbrx 03:51, 19 September 2011 (CEST)

OhI convention

Added a portion about OhShitternet's "convention". I wasn't sure about linking to it but edit it as you see fit. Ltamake 13:41, 15 July 2011 (UTC)

Sherrod?

What I don't quite understand is why Shithead DeHippo no longer has her own article. Some dude 21:07, 28 July 2011 (CEST)

  • I second this. Xcalibur201 07:16, 30 July 2011 (CEST)
  • There were two articles that said the exact same thing, so they were merged into one. There was a consensus among the editors, nothing to get all suspicious over. --zaiger (talk) 07:24, 30 July 2011 (CEST)
    • That's fine. but can I at least post her nudes on here somewhere? Xcalibur201 10:06, 6 August 2011 (UTC)
      • The images aren't deleted, you can do whatever you want with them. : ) -- 16:22, 6 August 2011 (UTC)
        • User:TKN removed them, but I restored them. If there's any reason her pics shouldn't be there, please say so here. Xcalibur201 07:12, 17 August 2011 (UTC)

Girlvinyl's page was quite different from this one, dont be hypocritical about "same thing" So she finally got you via Internet court? Old ED's sabotage started with hypocrisy and forbidden themes/definitions, dont repeat it. Basement dweller 19:16, 15 August 2011 (UTC)

You do realize that there'd be no ED without zaiger? Equivamptalk(Troll me here) 19:19, 15 August 2011 (UTC)
Sherrod leaves us alone as long as the page is gone. TKN 19:33, 15 August 2011 (UTC)
How exactly is that hypocritical? I have a feeling you might be confused as to the definitions of the words you are using. --zaiger (talk) 19:45, 15 August 2011 (UTC)

"Hypocrisy is the state of pretending to have beliefs, opinions, virtues, ideals, thoughts, feelings, qualities, or standards that one does not actually have" hope I wont get banned for using wikipedia. 1. telling people the page was taken away because it was identical to this one - lie, you know its not the same but pretending it is - not hypocritical? 2. "nothing to get suspicios" - you saying merging pages was a pure technical thing without any agreement/changed feelings towards Sherrod - same as above. If its an agreement then admit as it is, THAT will not be hypocritical.Basement dweller 21:15, 15 August 2011 (UTC) 2.

Hypocrisy is saying one thing while doing another. Me telling you not to smoke while lighting a cigarette myself would be hypocrisy. Telling you that we decided to merge 2 very similar articles when that is exactly what happened is not. My feelings toward Sherrod have not changed one bit since the day she tried to ruin ED. Try taking the Internet a little less seriously, k? --zaiger (talk) 21:41, 15 August 2011 (UTC)
I agree with Zaiger, however, who cares? Before she sold out ED it was just a vanity article saying, "LOL GIRLVINYL IS TEH BESTS" and the deleted page was just a shitty attack article saying, "LOL GIRLVINYL IS TEH FAT". 23:02, 15 August 2011 (UTC)
Idfk, I wasn't the one who deleted it, but I don't seem to think it's that important. Either write a better article that the community decides is worth keeping or shut the fuck up. I'm so sick of people who don't contribute to fucking anything telling us how to do shit. When the only 2 edits your account has is fucking complaining like a little bitch I tend to not give a fuck what you have to say.--zaiger (talk) 04:14, 16 August 2011 (UTC)

I liked old ED because there were no forbidden themes and could critisize everything thus destroying any idols/complexes/whatever. Everything but several people including Sherrod. Now you are not bound by anything and you had a nice long article about her with plenty of photos/comments. Next thing I see her making threats and now I see her article deleted. Post hoc ergo propter hoc? Even if you deleted it without much thinking it still has to produce bad impression. Not only of being scared/payed by her but also of easiness to be scared/payed, articles censored + fake reasons given. Im not complaining here, not shouting "bring the page back" or attacking you and I have nothing against Sherrod personally. I want just to point out the situation if you dont understand it yourself, so basically help. Pity if you can only answer to that with 100 shits and fucks and quantity of contributions (what next, grammar?)Basement dweller 10:59, 16 August 2011 (UTC)

Wow are you seriously that concerned? Really? You're making a big deal out of this shit? Let me tell you, by 2010 they were deleting classic articles left and right like pussies due to false DMCAs. You clearly have no idea why Sherrod's article is gone. It wasn't even about DMCAs she complained to our old host about it. You know what happened to us when that happened? We were down for a fucking week because she went that far to take us down; and she almost succeeded. I'm all for mocking the shit out of Sherrod but her complaining was what got us down for a week. I see no reason to add gasoline to the fire. -- 08:06, 17 August 2011 (UTC)
BS argument in general. Both articles were completely different. Quite honestly we could consider any article an attack article as it is. But that's not the point. If ED is a proponent of free speech, as in we not only archive internet sub-culture why remove something that was important and a catalyst to the original down time to ED? Sure we have OhInternet article. Besides she knew full well of the choice she made to begin with. Now you guys are gonna pull a 360 and act like your ass got reamed by someone you were all for dissing moments ago? Why remove an article that specifically points to someones blatant hypocrisy when they themselves spent all these years shitting and pissing on everyone else. Doesn't ED already have enough articles that point out peoples lies already? Does DeHippo hurt your assholes that much. Should just put a disclaimer on the front page stating we can make fun of everyone but DeHippo cause she'll shut down ED. Best be careful now, might get a DMCA from fatty cause her name is mentioned in the context of being fat on this talk page. --Erstok 10:42, 17 August 2011 (UTC)
I'm not the one that said they were the same articles, I said that it almost got us down. I have been working on my own version of the article but deleted it just to stay safe. By all means, do whatever you want but just remember that ED almost got screwed over because of it. -- 01:07, 18 August 2011 (UTC)

I'm all for getting rid of the Sherrod article. (Honestly, if you still care about her, I have no words for how sad that is.) However, it is a bit hypocritical to get rid of the article because they were "too similar" when not long ago, when fucktard was redirected to retard it was reverted because "there's no reason for us not to have entries on every word in the dictionary". jus' sayin'. Equivamptalk(Troll me here) 12:38, 17 August 2011 (UTC)

So write a better article then. Fucktard was a 7 year old article that had been on ED since the beginning, Girlvinyl's was 2 months old. Do you guys even remember old ED? Obviously not because there were many subjects that were off limit. The Nigger article for example was deleted and locked since 2007. You guys must be bitching just to bitch. The people who actually contribute to building this wiki decided that they would rather not have it here. I didn't delete it, so idkwtf ur accusing me of shit, but I respect their decisions. I'll see what they want to do about it, but if they decide no you are going to have to fucking deal with it, because if it wasn't for us (The people who actually write this shit) you lazy backseat non-writing fucks wouldn't even have an ED to complain about us on. You do realize that this article was the reason we got thrown from our last host and had all that downtime last month right? We ended up having to pay over $300 dollars out of our own pockets to get the site back up, so they decided to merge the GV article with the Ohi article because they pretty much said the same exact thing, only without the death and rape threats and the illegal dox (SSN for example is illegal to post) that she used for ammo in the complaint that caused us to get thrown off of our host. When you donate enough cash for us to move hosts when it happens again then come and talk to us. --zaiger (talk) 14:00, 17 August 2011 (UTC)

Of course I don't remember old ED. When I signed up, something ED was infamous for was an image saying "all races are equal". I was simply pointing out that "too similar" on its own is not a strong argument. I was being a devil's advocate, if you will. (Although, one could point out that Sherrod is a person, not a word). Equivamptalk(Troll me here) 01:17, 18 August 2011 (UTC)

While you guys do that, I'll be over here not giving a fuck. Turbogook 05:38, 25 September 2011 (CEST)

Just so you know

I'm rewriting Sherrod's article ridding it of its bullshit channer jokes. -- 05:32, 2 September 2011 (CEST)

In a nutshell

By EDF user Flu

Ge5undhe17 14:55, 16 September 2011 (CEST)


Ge5undhe17 03:00, 19 September 2011 (CEST)

/!\ NOTICE /!\

Girlvinyl -- 05:38, 3 October 2011 (CEST)

EDiots

Apparently, EDiots no longer exist. So, I'm having an identity crisis as according to the whale, "EDiots are now OHIdiots".

Is it not enough that she tried to destroy what we had that she has to now confer her filth onto us? Legato 17:10, 03 October 2011 (MYT)

EDiots are alive and well here on ED. There is actually a whole usergroup class called Ediots on EDF2: Electric Boogaloo. They are called OHIpocrites over there by the way.--zaiger (talk) 17:08, 3 October 2011 (CEST)

I just ate up this whole page

I think it gave me diabetes. TylerRosenow º Ӕ talk º º 12:13, 4 February 2012 (EST)

Lol Dead

The GNAA is now my favorite hero. So Gay and Nigger for them -NKO 00:32, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

Yah let's skiddy battle with an already dead site. Still fucking hilarious. Mike the Great (talk) 03:04, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

The fuck

The fuck is it back for.-NKO Spaz 21:49, 31 October 2012 (EDT)

Apparently it took 6 (or something like that) days for girlvinyl to get off the couch and roll herself to her computer to figure out the site was dead. Unsurprisingly, no one missed the site while it was down. | FredJuicynips | Talk | Contribs | 21:54, 31 October 2012 (EDT)
Wow WTF... Then yet again, Girlvinyl proved to us that she really is a beached whale -NKO Spaz 22:00, 31 October 2012 (EDT)

LOOOL

After their revival, the admins went on a baleetion/restoration rampage -NKO Spaz 22:15, 31 October 2012 (EDT)

Wow, girlvinyl must have taken some dieting pills and stayed up all night doing that. Someone needs to tell her caffeine and green tea pills aren't gonna cut it for that much fat to loose. | FredJuicynips | Talk | Contribs | 23:11, 31 October 2012 (EDT)
i'm not sure what you're seeing. -hipcrime 00:42, 1 November 2012 (EDT)

Denying our existence?

On the OhI page about ED, there is not a single mention about encyclopediadramatica.se. Apparently we just died when the domain name changed over 2 years ago. GoldenIpodRecipient 07:41, 28 April 2013 (EDT)

Raged

Googled "furry abomination" images for cheap lulz. Found a furry desu linked to Ohinternet and went to furry page on ohinternet to see if it was worthwhile. Was 4 short, compressed, and poorly made paragraphs saying that furries can be pretty cool guys in the same sentences as they were supposedly being insulted. Also saying that they are perfectly tolerable and it appears to have been edited by a furry because of how much non-hate there is.

Rage Quit Ohinternet because of false and unreliable information. At least ED brings forth all bluntly true information without dumbing things down to retard levels. That along with copious amounts of funny, shock images, hilarious fails, etc.

Jebus-Kreist 19:37, 30 August 2013 (EDT)

Been gone for a month or two.

  • OHI has been dead and gone for a few months. Looks like it's for good. Someone should edit the article to reflect that. oddguy 14:16, 2 December 2013 (EST)


••General Niggerson Page me. 14:21, 2 December 2013 (EST)

It's obvious. If they really cared they would've restored the site within a week or two after the shutdown. 14:26, 2 December 2013 (EST)


hey guess whats in 7-9 days? ED's 9th anniversary. we will know if they are dead completely, if WP80 is returning (knowyourmemes.com redirects there now) or the most likely, ED.com returning as a watered down censored meme-filled version, in name only (which is quite likely tbh).-- Talk to me|Contribs 16:59, 2 December 2013 (EST)

Their facebook page is still shit posting for some reason ••General Niggerson Page me. 14:17, 5 December 2013 (EST)

I've replaced "is" and "are" with "was", "were", and "used to be", but that's about it. Don't wanna fuck with this comedy gold too much and change it. --GoldenIpodRecipient 05:35, 26 January 2014 (EST)