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::He popped up on the forum in February [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/have-i-fallen-from-grace.20694/]. [[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]] 16:31, 12 June 2015 (EDT)
::He popped up on the forum in February [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/have-i-fallen-from-grace.20694/]. [[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]] 16:31, 12 June 2015 (EDT)
"Is Peter dead?"
No. :-)
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If you look at this picture for more than 5 seconds, he'll come out of your monitor and tell you his sob-story.

I know one of you has the images to this page, for all the crying you did you have better. --Zæg 14:20, 20 April 2011 (UTC)

Yes hello still looking for then original version of that file over there. I thought you guys had it all backed up and were going to start a Gracipedia with only one article? How could you do that without the main fucking picture of the article? --zaiger (talk) 01:57, 8 July 2011 (UTC)

This boring article has loads of titles for shitty images that are not even in the gallery anymore.Nowhere 22:14, 24 July 2011 (CEST)

Hi, it's me Snaisybelle, a former ED admin. Saunders and I are in a steamy relationship and we would really like it if you could delete Saunders' page. He's quite a good guy actually. We just want Richard Zaiger the roaring tiger to get it in the bum after you choose to delete this page. Regards, Ms. Ob. Grace's new gf IRL.Snaisybelle 15:57, 13 August 2011 (UTC)

Hi. When is the article on Saunders gonna be deleted or whatever?ODB 00:51, 1 December 2011 (CET)



01:05, 1 December 2011 (CET)

It may not be wise to allow editing of that article, as Peter may try to edit war.Eloquence 02:42, 1 December 2011 (CET)

Missing Images

File:ColonelSaundersKFC.jpg File:Instore.jpg File:PeeturHalf-Life2.jpg File:PeeturDanny.jpg File:PeeturSrsFknBiz.jpg File:TwoBitWhoreMercedes.jpg File:TeiyoPeetur.jpg File:CrazyPenguinGTFO.gif File:GraceSaundersNoodleGay.gif File:GraceSaundersSignature.png File:MySpaceBeasley23803.jpg 02:51, 1 December 2011 (CET)

Rather unfortunately, the old ED got replaced by Oh Internet, and so all images were lost. Well not all of them were but most of them. But you can always create more using Google and the Print Screen SysRq button.Eloquence 03:03, 1 December 2011 (CET)

For the amount of people who were complaining when this got DMCA'd from ED.com, there should be 100 different backups of this article and the images. --zaiger (talk) 16:22, 2 December 2011 (CET)

emails

I could make a whole separate article with all the emails he sends me. --zaiger (talk) 16:23, 2 December 2011 (CET)

Cult Labs

He's currently raging at me for asking him if he found Laura on this forum. He seems pretty active there. --Shutupman 01:51, 3 December 2011 (CET)

He either closed his account or was banned for his faggotry. --Shutupman 21:00, 16 December 2011 (CET)

email from Peter

Wow, cheers for being up to date on stuff. I don't live in Leith anymore. I haven't for some time. I live on my own now somewhere in Edinburgh where I enjoy the peace and quiet, and I cannot help but to laugh at what is basically "pseudo ED" because you need to keep the donations coming to keep your bullshit site online. You can keep editing that stupid page about me all you want, because I know that it will be eventually deleted when ED cannot afford to go on.. Your shitty site is more or less run and paid for by retarded 4-year-old kids with no life, and better still, zero originality.

So you can use your impressive Photoshop tools to cut and paste like a Linux moron? Wow wee. Who can't do that? The old ED did go offline in the end because nobody found it funny, minus the sad ignorant dweebs like you who break the law and try to keep it there. Soon everyone will know who your host is. You may tunnel, but we don't really like you, so we'll passionately hunt you down as we dig deeper, and then we will proceed to rat you out to your web host again. Only this time, they'll be presented with a lovely cease and desist order in tow.

I bet ED is your whole life, too. Hacking video game companies for to steal their SQL data is for losers. And before you even think of calling me an aspie faggot because insulting autistic people is considered 'cool' in your view, just reflect back on your old hacker pal, Ryan Cleary. Isn't that like; "Hey there Mr. Pot, say hello to your new friend, Mr. Kettle..." or something as equally contradictive? And I have high functioning autism, dickhead, so that means I function very well on my own. Get it? Does that meet your drama requirements?

Oh, and I know what you look like too, because the founder of that blog you're so afraid of being exposed on went ahead and posted your DOB and face on there for all to see. I appreciate that there are people like Daniel who do want to see you go down. So, before you comment back to me, know that you aren't one to talk about others, since 99.9% of your articles are about what people look like. You actually look like you need some anti-spot cream, Brian. I bet your cracked mirror is full of dried in zit stains. You ever see that scene in Animal House where the late great John Belushi blasts his face cheeks and food shoots out everywhere? You remind me of that hilarious film. Do you even know what a vaginal tract feels like, man? I doubt that you do. Meanwhile, I'm fucking girls like Ashleigh while thinking of what you'll never have. For that, thanks for bringing me closure on the Internet. I'll not miss you, nor will I miss Marco from TotallyRE or any other fail troll who failed miserably at creating a website.

http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1389134

Take notice of the pictures attached. See that I don't care one bit. I'm sure you'll discover the wonders of the outside world one day, but I won't don't my breath over that one because it's not likely to happen. This is the last serious response I'm gonna give you, since I don't even give two shits, and I never have.

So in closing, kindly go fuck off now!

Here is one email I got today, I really do plan on going through all of them and adding them to their own page someday when I get the time. --zaiger (talk) 09:58, 3 December 2011 (CET)

Is that really what he looks like? He's a charmer, I'll say!Eloquence 05:00, 4 December 2011 (CET)

Do you think that Grace is watching our every step now? *cries* Eloquence 05:47, 5 December 2011 (CET)

RIP

Apparently, Grace died this morning. Should we on ED hold a ceremony?Eloquence 11:22, 8 December 2011 (CET)


  • Pics or it didn't happen. Lord Tony 01:15, 10 December 2011 (CET)

We are missing some pictures.

I just noticed we were missing some pictures here. Someone made a cartoonish comic about Peter Anderson and it's now gone. Then we had a pictures of the girls he stalked. Does anyone remember and know where these pictures are? Lord Tony 11:17, 21 December 2011 (CET)

I bet Peter has them. I know you are reading this Peter, hook it up with the pics. --zaiger (talk) 14:00, 21 December 2011 (CET)
I know Peter remembers who I am. Hey Peter, give me those pictures DO IT NAO FAGET! Lord Tony 10:40, 2 January 2012 (CET)

God!

The reach of ED overwhelms us all. :-) Daniel Leslie Brandt 18:01, 29 May 2012 (EDT)

And I can edit moved talk pages. That's so cool.Daniel Leslie Brandt 18:01, 29 May 2012 (EDT)

If some anonymous jerk decided to do an ED article on you, Saunders, and it sat there at number one in Google in a search for your name, you wouldn't be asking that question. The larger problem is Google and I'm still working on that one, but big wheels ($202 billion market cap) are difficult to move.

No, you!Disregard That U Suck Cox 18:57, 26 October 2013 (EDT)

Simple honest question that needs answering!

Why is ED full of faggots?Daniel Leslie Brandt 18:10, 29 May 2012 (EDT)

  • We can sense our own and thus flock to this page, cheeky! - Mr Jonzz User:Mr_Jonzz 19:45, 29 May 2012 (EDT)

Anymore info on this kid?

He's clearly still around, stalking us. Lord Tony 07:40, 9 October 2012 (EDT)

No, I'm not. I just like to check out the (never updated) page once in a while. In other words, you're yesterday's (bad) news. :) Lol Tony 21:49, 20 October 2012 (EDT)

Oh and it's Barbra Streisand, not Barbara. :-) Lol Tony 22:14, 20 October 2012 (EDT)

You just made another fucking account, what do you mean you aren't around? Lord Tony 00:07, 21 October 2012 (EDT)
LOL ned, say "HAi" to yuh maw forrus... cheers for the kittens. - Mr Jonzz 03:07, 21 October 2012 (EDT)

Tony, you are obsessed with My Little Pony. Admit it! :) OVENROASTED 07:09, 22 October 2012 (EDT)

YOU might see me SOME of the time... But you will never see me ALL of the time. XD OVENROASTED 07:15, 22 October 2012 (EDT)

Mr Jonzz, I wonder if you get it up much. Lol.

Also, why's this not on the article, yo?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-dVMpCgC3Q

OVENROASTED 07:42, 22 October 2012 (EDT)

Why is that video not in the article? Again, nobody cares. - Mr Jonzz 07:51, 22 October 2012 (EDT)

You tell me. Lol. Also, who cares?OVENROASTED 07:56, 22 October 2012 (EDT)

  • Jesus you're dumb. Goodbye. - Mr Jonzz 07:57, 22 October 2012 (EDT)

What's with all the Jesus stuff? Nobody has ever met the guy. But I am sure that he sometimes visits me at the end of my bed, or when I go to church. Lol. XD OVENROASTED 08:01, 22 October 2012 (EDT)

OVENROASTED is UNFUNNY
You can help by ignoring their faggotry.
- Mr Jonzz 08:47, 22 October 2012 (EDT)

Kill yourself.

Do it now before you go crazy like Luka Magnotta. Lord Tony 11:31, 22 October 2012 (EDT)

^

Arguing on the Internet is like the Special Olympics: Even if you win, you're still gonna be the retarded fucks that all you are.OVENROASTED 14:53, 24 October 2012 (EDT)

Also, you can't even figure out how to put a video clip on the page from YouTube. So sad. XD OVENROASTED 14:53, 24 October 2012 (EDT)

My e-mail address is thesaunderschild[at]hotmail.co.uk, not YOPmail. XD OVENROASTED 14:53, 24 October 2012 (EDT)

ED gives everybody a prolapsed anus from the constant rape. OVENROASTED 14:53, 24 October 2012 (EDT)

PLZ OVENROASTED, do us a favor and jump into a volcano and never return. -BystandButthole Fuck TwentyWun-3 15:45, 24 October 2012 (EDT)

Grace Saunders is a pretty cool guy!

Judging from this article, Grace Saunders plays by the rules. All he wants to do is help out his own article by uploading pictures of himself and adding in information. He even makes sure pictures don't have *chan names like 12321332435943.png. He complains how ED admins violate their own rules just by banning him. How about ED makes an official rule that Grace Saunders is not allowed to ever post on this wiki, just so he can take a hint that he is not welcome. Put it all over the main page and rule pages, now that he can't undo. Lord Tony 09:37, 28 October 2012 (EDT)

Ha ha ha. Laugh out freaking loud. Oh my God! You think I give a shit about having an ED article? I only uploaded the images to show I don't care and that you couldn't even cut and paste. You give me enough unwarranted attention year after year, just by mentioning me in the same sentence as ED. Is that how Anonymous or ED works nowadays? Besides, I already took down ED once, so ED for me was technically done and dusted a long time ago, but you had to play dirty and move hosts. I've wasted enough of my time on the internet as it is. Now I don't even care. Hell, what's so special about me anyway? Tons of people get banned from forums. In my case, for shitty reasons. Why does that make me special? Why is that merit for having an ED page? Heck, if everybody had an ED page based on message board drama, ED would fail. Note, nobody really cares. Haven't you noticed that no-one edits the page anymore?

I've not been on ED much this year cos my bitch of an ex fucked me over for my money. It does happen, you know.

http://www.enotalone.com/forum/showthread.php?t=429034

http://relationship-forums.com/showthread.php?t=36413

http://relationship-forums.com/showthread.php?t=38381

http://relationship-forums.com/showthread.php?t=35894

http://www.theattractionforums.com/relationships/159300-why-she-rotten-me-warning-long-wording.html

http://www.loveforum.net/threads/67016-I-feel-blue-as-I-was-stung-not-once-but-maybe-more-than-twice.

http://loveadviceforum.com/break-up-forum-23/i-feel-like-person-treated-me-like-dirt-3715/

http://members.lovingfromadistance.com/showthread.php?14192-I-ve-had-a-really-bad-year

Just saying. You guys are wasted.


 
 
You think I give a shit about having an ED article? I only uploaded the images to show I don't care and that you couldn't even cut and paste. You give me enough unwarranted attention year after year, just by mentioning me in the same sentence as ED. Is that how Anonymous or ED works nowadays
 

 

lol got it. --Andrés (talkplx) 14:37, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

I'm only making plans for...Snaisybelle. I only want what's best for...Her. XD YouThinkSmall 14:42, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

I have reason to believe you are a copycat faggot. Lord Tony 15:24, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

OMG I am so glad that after only 4 years you are still obsessed with me, it is a real ego boost! Oh my gosh, it's a S N A I S Y ! What's a Snaisy?

Adding the longest video of wee Peter ever

Adding this video he apparently made for me and shared on my talk page under the guise of a third party (surprise surprise).

Need someone who speaks sheepfuckerese to transcribe the video. --Shutupman 14:29, 1 November 2012 (EDT)

The video is supposed to sound like that so morons like you have to descramble it, word by word. I'm a distant relative of The Proclaimers so my accent is Scottish and therefore very thick, and hard to make out. And I know I'd definitely walk a thousand miles to kick down your door, if it meant I get to delete fucking everything on here afterward and knock out all your annoying basement dwelling asses as I tell you to get the fuck off my Internet. Capiche?STFUman 19:59, 1 November 2012 (EDT)

STFUman is THE MAN
You can help by acknowledging this very obvious fact, you ignorant bitches!


STFUman 20:13, 1 November 2012 (EDT)


I am indeed. I really can blow your mind, but first - please blow my cock. Then I will make your head explode, like Michael Ironside did to the man in Scanners.Status Quo 01:10, 23 November 2012 (EST)

Hey Shutupman; I think you're only adding that video now and only because I brought it up. You just decided to do that because you didn't wanna look silly by not putting it in, when that's from 2011. Wonder how long ED has to go on with its life support.STFUman 19:34, 4 November 2012 (EST)


Lord Tony 20:21, 4 November 2012 (EST)


Get lost, fanny.Maja Schmidt 20:20, 7 November 2012 (EST)


Lord Tony 02:47, 10 November 2012 (EST)


Voxility have just been informed.  — Preceding comment added by Status Quo (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!


Lord Tony 00:29, 23 November 2012 (EST)


U mad, bro? Obvious alt is obvious. Ha ha. :(

Also...



It 'R' fact. ;)  — Preceding comment added by Status Quo (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

LOL. U mad? I eat my fruit and vegetables. You probably eat chips. 18:51, 19 December 2012 (EST)

Jesus Christ! Just saw all this now. Should have know he'd have a shitfit... --Shutupman 14:31, 12 June 2015 (EDT)

Spackers Gonna Spack...

Better luck next time bonny boy. - Mr.Jonzz 20:02, 19 December 2012 (EST)

lol -hipcrime 07:16, 20 December 2012 (EST)

As you are obv still watching this page

Do I still get you hard bb? Oh my gosh, it's a S N A I S Y ! What's a Snaisy?

You don't. I'm sorry.  — Preceding comment added by Strawberry Jam (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Just so you sick bastards are aware, I will be seeking legal aid in the new year in order to sue cloudflare.com for concealing your hosting information. With all the harassing comments present, plus the theft of my personal images and the abusive spam emails I've received over the years from all the illegal incarnations of this site alone, I think I have a great case here. And when I do get a court order, all the accounts I have made in order to edit out the libel on the wiki and talk pages will be permanently scrubbed as well.  — Preceding comment added by Raspberry Jam (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

"Good luck!"
- Mr.Jonzz 12:27, 24 December 2012 (EST)
Cloudflare gives the IPs away per normal IP request, dumbfuck, it's a CDN, not an anonimisation engine. Also, lol at your subpoena threat. --Andrés (talkplx) 12:23, 24 December 2012 (EST)
here you go. This is a googling of 229,000,000 other people who do the same thing. Good luck. Mike the Great (talk) 15:56, 24 December 2012 (EDT)

Well, if you want to know my opinion, you should delete the page and be done with me for good. Because once I get my government issued I.D. and send it to the team over at your apparently super awesome host hider, CloudFlare, you'll be getting the page pulled. Then once it's gone, hopefully a cease and desist order to boot.  — Preceding comment added by Plum Jam (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Good luck :) ~Oblique 21:24, 29 December 2012 (EST)
Have a braw hogmany Peter, watch oot for ya maw and her sleekit wee tongue under the mistletoe. - Mr.Jonzz 12:17, 30 December 2012 (EST)

Listen, you pathetic assholes in need of being douched. I can only imagine what low life scumbags you all must be in reality. You're full of shit anyway. You will never amount to anything. Quit being fucking keyboard warriors because that don't impress the shit out of anyone. Oh! And by the way, I already took down ED once but you had to cheat by manipulating the system and moving to Sweden deliberately, in order to avoid getting sued. Fuck you, ED. I'm NOT ever coming back to this waste of space website.  — Preceding comment added by ED can suck my cock (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Saunder's Not coming back to ED count: At least 6.. Oh shut up. --Andrés (talkplx) 09:40, 31 December 2012 (EST)
I assume he's back.
what do you guys think?
••General Niggerson Page me. 09:00, 16 January 2013 (EST)
Wait, he's back, and he sent me a blog that i don't give a fuck about. He's probably ChniesefoodisChinese, feel free to drop a message to him. ••General Niggerson Page me. 09:06, 16 January 2013 (EST)
  • Peter, listen to me. You've already consulted legal experts and they have instructed you that nothing about this page is illegal. I'm sorry that you don't like it, but a lot of people don't like things that are written about them on the Internet. I have blogs and rip-off reports written about me all the time, and I don't give a single fuck. You have to stop caring so much and actually enjoy your life. Even when Cloudflare gives you an IP address it's only going to be to a proxy. You are wasting your life worrying about this. Seriously, calm down. It's just words on a page. --zaiger (talk) 17:45, 4 February 2013 (EST)
  • Yeah, you're right. But why upload a tiny icon of my face? And an old one at that?PeterHoping44 05:46, 5 February 2013 (EST)
STFU. ••General Niggerson Page me. 08:09, 5 February 2013 (EST)
  • It doesn't matter. Stop caring about it. --zaiger (talk) 16:31, 5 February 2013 (EST)
  • Yeah. You're right. For once, I actually agree with a comment posted by someone on ED. I should just stop getting all sore bum about all the shit that happens in my life and just suck it up. For I'm having double ED issues nowadays and if I cannot change the way things are that others do to me, why should I continue to dwell on it? I'll get annoyed. They'll get satisfaction.

ED = Erectile Dysfunction.

http://loveadviceforum.com/sex-advice-15/im-only-27-i-cannot-get-up-woman-what-can-i-do-8391/

ED = Encyclopedia Dramatica.

http://www.expertlaw.com/forums/showthread.php?t=154176

PeterHoping44 21:50, 5 February 2013 (EST)

Why are you posting this? You asked these people for help and when you didn't get the answer that you wanted you got all super butthurt and wrote a report on them calling them trolls. THIS IS EXACTLY THE SHIT THAT PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF YOU FOR. Get a life Peter, you are wrong, everyone you have ever talked to has told you that you are wrong and you think they are the problem? Seriously, get a grip on reality and move on with your life. --zaiger (talk) 22:06, 5 February 2013 (EST)
And what the fuck is this all about? Why would you post that here? You really need to look inside yourself and think "What are my motivations for posting these things?". It's obvious that you like the negative attention, so either stop willfully handing over content to add to the article, or stop complaining about it. You can't have both. Your social skills are lacking due to autism, so I am telling you right now, this is not how normal people act. I mean really, do you want a section in this article about how your dick doesn't work? You claim you don't want this article here, yet you are it's main contributor. You've emailed me pictures to add to the article before, made changes yourself. If anything you can't even ask for it to be removed because of your level of participation. Seriously Peter, just stop. --zaiger (talk) 22:54, 5 February 2013 (EST)
  • One question and I promise I won't post here anymore.

Why the fuck do you keep harassing me on this site year after year? Nobody cares about that shit about the Resident Evil forums anymore. You've been doing this to me for a very long time. It's sad now. Why not just delete the stupid page, be done with me for good and stop promoting old shit? --Peter Anderson's penis doesn't work 16:27, 7 February 2013 (EST)

  • In case you haven't noticed, we aren't harassing you, you are harassing us and other people like the people at expertlaw.com, we just save it and let the world know what you do. That isn't harassment, that is exposing a huge asshole. We aren't the bad guy here, you are. --zaiger (talk) 16:39, 7 February 2013 (EST)
Hey Anderson, your autism has deprived you of your sex drive. ••General Niggerson Page me. 03:49, 8 February 2013 (EST)



••General Niggerson Page me. 16:32, 7 February 2013 (EST)

a section about his socks

we should do something about his sockfaggotry on ed and add it to the article. ••General Niggerson Page me. 18:04, 7 January 2013 (EST)

Yes, we should... - Mr.Jonzz 09:02, 16 January 2013 (EST)
I'll think of something. ••General Niggerson Page me. 09:12, 16 January 2013 (EST)



Please come back. You smashed ED before, and you can do it again, boy-o! When you crush this site for the second and final time, we'll be freed from our lulz addiction... and we can finally leave our basements to bask in precious, precious sunlight. VX BREATHE DEEP 18:08, 7 February 2013 (EST)

I want my country to love me as much as I love it! That's what I want!

I'm such an Internet Rambo. No matter how many times I get IP banned, I will always come back to wage war on ED. Ha ha ha. Fuck you, ED. Peter Anderson is forever.John Rambo 19:22, 13 February 2013 (EST)

Good luck, faggot. ••General Niggerson Page me. 21:20, 13 February 2013 (EST)
No matter how many times you come back, your dick will never work. ••General Niggerson Page me. 21:28, 13 February 2013 (EST)

Stop with the fucking rainbow text

There is no need to post rainbow template to every section of this talk page. --zaiger (talk) 19:26, 17 February 2013 (EST)

{{rainbow|OKAY!11}}
- Mr.Jonzz 20:03, 17 February 2013 (EST)

Somewhere...

Over the rainbow...

FruitSaladChewits (talk) 11:09, 28 October 2022 (EDT)

Listen...

I get it. I suck. ED is eternal. I'm never getting ED taken down again. Blah blah, blah D D blah.

OK...

I'm truly done with ED for good. I'm back with Laura, the love of my life. I don't need ED or the Internet. Being on all those forums sucked ass anyway. My contract with my ISP expires in May and it won't be renewed. I'm up for retirement after that. I've realized that my friends and family are all that matters in this lifetime. It's been 10 years of pure fail, but some of it wasn't a waste, because my tenure online has been moderately successful. Consider this my parting gift for ED. I was right about everything I ever posted online, starting from either 2002 or 2003. Whether it was a conversation about video games, music, movies, escort services, life itself, food, or yes, even ED...I was right from the beginning. But some people didn't like being presented with genuine facts, so they had to be dirty buggers and plot against me in order to soil my reputation. I can admit to having been a massive douche as well from time to time, but I had my reasons.

So now comes the time to admit that it's been fun, but the fun is over now. I know you get paranoid about the new registered members; I've seen comments about it (I stalk you all). I can assure you that they ain't me. I don't have to hide from anybody. Look at all my other banned accounts. Were they hidden or just random socks I made to give you my version of the truth? I don't even hate ED as much as I make out. I just don't understand why you think I'm a massive faggot.

I'm forewarning you now. I'll get raped after this comment is seen and you'll decorate my user and talk pages with gay jokes and other shit nobody cares about, but I don't care at all because it's just an account (one of many, in fact). All I need to do is jump proxies and we're back where we started for the 1649th or so time.

Believe me when I say that I'd never even heard of ED before I found it in 2008. So why you stalk me on the Internet to see what I'm doing, I've no idea. If you want to be rid of me for good, quit reacting to everything I post. You should know by now that I love the attention you openly provide. I bitch about ED on other forums a lot, but I do actually like the attention the page brings because it makes me feel fulfilled. You see, a troll is only good at it if he or she gets recognition from what they do to get that recognition. Your page practically makes me revel in the fact I'm a well-known, universally credited troll. That offers me a strong sense of grimace, NOT sadness.

Yes, I'm finally admitting to it. I crave the attention you bring me, even if it's just a little bit of attention per month. But if I'm truly the attention seeking loser your shitty article makes me out to be, why do you constantly wanna add fuel to the fire? You do realize that I'm never going away no matter how many accounts you suspend? People with a brain won't care about the stuff you wrote. It's called fabrication. Nobody in my real life thinks I'm the guy your page suggests I am, because they know me. So, if you want my honest advice, stop giving me attention. Make an announcement on the page saying you're done with Grace Saunders forever because I'm a waste of space shit stirrer who is wasting your time and that you've locked anything relating to me just so I can get the hint that you aren't interested in me anymore. You obviously don't know much about how to deal with trolls. It's right when they say that the source of power in trolls is how they make others react to what they post. I actually think you are doing it wrong by acknowledging me the way you do. So why not just end the very thing that fascinates me? Then other people may finally get the hint not to give me any attention. My advice (which is actually quite good) WILL work if you follow it. For if you don't, you can bet your bottom dollar that admins won't be getting any sleep for a month with all the spam accounts and spam mail to their inboxes (I'd even resort to targeting ED admins that I never get banned by, just to irritate them). So if you want to be rid of me once and for all, it's about time you stopped being the fool by giving me attention. For you'd just have me doing this bullshit until my contract expires in May. It's your choice...

P.S. I would like to think you guys didn't totally dislike me either. So long.

Edward Saladhands 18:47, 23 February 2013 (EST)

rip ~Oblique 19:01, 23 February 2013 (EST)
Goodnight sweet prince.. (he'll be back) Talk to me|Contribs 19:36, 23 February 2013 (EST)
TL;DR ~FredJuicynips (Talk | Contribs) 20:33, 23 February 2013 (EST)
Get rid of you? Pfft, I don't know what ED would do without people like you. People like you are the reason we meticulously maintain the wiki, why we create tl;dr articles documenting your most embarrassing moments, why we fight over which of those moments are even worth documenting, and why some of us make observing or inducing those moments a personal hobby. People like you keep us in stitches for hours on end, so I point you to the most important creed of life on the internet. The only creed. The eternal creed. You ask us why we do what we do and the answer is simple. We do it for the lulz. BakaRed 20:29, 23 February 2013 (EST)

Peter's new girlfriend

Is this your new girlfriend Peter? Sexy. I think I found your impotency problem bro. Looks like you found the Loch Ness monster, throw it back!! --zaiger (talk) 02:35, 2 March 2013 (EST)
To be fair, people would offer good money for the Loch Ness monster. ~Oblique 04:38, 2 March 2013 (EST)
THAT'S NO LOCH NESS MONSTER, THAT'S MOBY DICK'S LONG LOST SISTER! MAN THE HARPOONS!!!!!! ••THA NIGGA ON THE RIGHT --> BRING ME SUM KFC BITCH 16:05, 2 March 2013 (EST)
So let me get this straight, you, a nigger, or some white trash who wants to be a nigger, and pretends to be a nigger is passing judgement on an actual human being? How laughable is that? You don't get to pick on a species superior to you, nigger. I think Brian has become a flaming liberal and has been fapping off on too many Obammie images to put a nigger in charge of anything. KKK forever, bitch. Blondie 19:25, 2 March 2013 (EST)
Still impotent I see. ••General Niggerson Page me. 19:33, 2 March 2013 (EST)
You're just jealous that your penis doesn't work just like everyone else. I bet you don't even have one either. ••THA NIGGA ON THE RIGHT --> BRING ME SUM KFC BITCH 21:49, 2 March 2013 (EST)
Petar, I thought you said you were done with ED. And now you come getting your sore ass back here just to white knight a whale? Grawp. ••General Niggerson Page me. 19:27, 4 March 2013 (EST)

 — Preceding comment added by Jimmy Wales (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

It's THAR SHE BLOWS, Peter. ••General Niggerson Page me. 15:15, 8 March 2013 (EST)

~FredJuicynips (Talk | Contribs) 21:19, 11 March 2013 (EDT)

ITT: Grace Saunders vs. ED = Trolls trolling trolls

I mean come on, he comes back again and again, taunts us, uses names similar to those of sysops, sometimes puts the banned template on his userpage before he's even banned... and underneath the video posted up there he says that he talked in a gibberish-ish way so we'd have to decode it. If you're a troll peter, 10/10. if not, you're even more of a sad case than we EDiots thought. Talk to me|Contribs

I am not Grace.

I do not know who Grace is. — Preceding comment added by Jane Doe (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Hi Peter, noticed your latest sock decided my talk page was worth all the effort to cunt paste your idiotic faggotry. Too bad I wasn't even around when you decided to do that, but the fact you're such a pathetic sack of shit you thought I deserved all that attention did make me laugh at your utterly fucktarded attempt at vandalism. DarkLordTR 21:18, 7 March 2013 (EST)DarkLordTR
Wow, did you figure that one out all by yourself? --zaiger (talk) 21:19, 7 March 2013 (EST)
looks like he did. too bad his attempts at resetting my password is pointless. ••General Niggerson Page me. 21:39, 7 March 2013 (EST)

I like pie

Pie is good.  — Preceding comment added by Jimmy Wales (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Nobody cares if you like pie or not. ••General Niggerson Page me. 15:20, 8 March 2013 (EST)

P.S.

How come you guys are never away from your computers? XD  — Preceding comment added by Jimmy Wales (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

It's because we're all sitting pants down all day on the screens with chicks riding our huge cocks, not with big fat whales like you ;) ••General Niggerson Page me. 15:20, 8 March 2013 (EST)

Protip for YOU, aka NKO!

NKO, you should donate to the starving little kids in Africa. If you have that much free time to make comments about my cock (which is fine), then you should use your limitless free time more wisely, me thinks. I just get anxiety, and that's normal enough. Like I said, you are dumb.

Also, why post about me here?

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread584466/pg1

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1261442/troll.swf

http://joeslegalforum.forumotion.net/t234p15-expertlawcom

Hair metal rules!

No, the fact is, do what you are advised to.  — Preceding comment added by Free Willy 4 (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

By the way, NKO!

What did I tell ya three paragraphs above a few weeks ago? DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS. <=( Clearly U no been listening 2 me boi.<=(

Seems that was too hard 4 ya, ignoring the faggotry cos I got you two to edit war. NKO, it's against the rules to revert a veteran. If I were YOU, I'd be careful not to be the victim of surprise bug sex. It may start sooner than you think and then U can kiss ya sysop powers goodbye. Na na na na, na na na na. Hey? Eh? Eh? Good bye.

UNSUCCESSFUL TROLL IS UNSUCCESSFUL. :)

AH HA HA HA, HA HA HA.

AH, HA HA HA HA HA. XD

X10

By the way, my last edit to the ED page wasn't vandalism. I added links. :)

For shame. You reverted them. For shame. That's destroying the lulz. :(  — Preceding comment added by Free Willy 4 (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Hey whale fucker. No matter what, you still fail at trolling. ••General Niggerson Page me. 16:45, 8 March 2013 (EST)

10/10. Talk to me|Contribs 17:10, 8 March 2013 (EST)


I got some great news today, ah boys. ED got closed down due to many complaints. And although there would be no more laughs. I spammed kittens, but it was really giraffes. There would be no more broken hearts.

Zaiger's bike ran into some shemale dick. Just when he was about to get on with some other chick. A load of banned tards stood and glared. They knew that face somewhere. <=( Everyone knew he was one of the original ED sysops. =P

Ah, ah ah ah. Ah ah ah ah, ah...

D

LawResearcherMissy 19:59, 10 March 2013 (EDT)

Hey, NKO!

Pseudo ED III (more like VI) sucks cocks. You are a gay pimp ass kiss. So says Cactus Jack Slade! U suck cocks.

Zaiger has no penis, so he cannot suck his own. :D

I'm also a better actor than you are. As are my classmates.

http://youtu.be/26Z8X5NnIRE  — Preceding comment added by Disregard That U Suck Cox (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

uh huh, suuuuure you are. ••General Niggerson Page me. 19:58, 26 October 2013 (EDT)

Complaint

Um, no offense, but why the fuck do you revert perfectly notable content like those sites I added to the banned list? Even if it is to piss me off, it's so damn stupid. You have a wiki. Wikis are for editing. There really is no point in unlocking it then. Just keep it locked and never edit it ever again if you feel that's what you'd prefer. You cannot even moderate one article properly. It's just there doing fuck all and it seemed no-one is interested in improving it or deleting it like Peter requested a long time ago. Also, when you ban an account, you do it in vain. So why bother? It doesn't piss me off at all. You break the law by moving your servers around different countries. I'm just the same as the lot of you anyway. I'm beginning to wonder if ED is worth the trouble anymore. You're failing, really, really hard.NOKO 22:00, 4 November 2013 (EST)

You are not supposed to edit your own article, that is why. --Mantequilla (talk) 16:53, 24 November 2013 (EST)

Grace Saunders AKA Peter Anderson to Daniel Brandt

On Saturday, 23 November 2013, 23:54, Peter A <[email protected]> wrote:
Seriously, it doesn't matter if you are Daniel or not. I used to think you were a nice person, by starting up that blog to help people trace ED personnel. You made me think you are another wolf in sheep's clothing when you emailed me a while back saying you had enough of me repeating myself and saying you were this Daniel guy. But I don't appreciate you bitching at me before when I thought you were Daniel. I already apologized for that, but now I'm angry and I am not afraid to tell people what I think of them anymore. This year has been totally fucking shit anyway. I'd been looking for this broad (Laura) for nearly 7 years, got used again and now she wants nothing more to do with me. If you fully understood why I sought her out and my good motives behind it, you'd sympathize with my pain. That's not counting the STI I got from some whore and all the Internet bullshit, too. Now, I'd rather turn off the computer and get a real life before I fade into nothingness.

Just face it, man. ED is forever. You can expose the people behind it all you want, but they will just keep returning on a new server and you can type about them until your fingers hurt, but they will just keep doing it. They're worse than the damn herpes virus. My article, in case you forgot, is this one.

http://encyclopediadramatica.es/Grace_Saunders

You seriously should not waste your time on them anymore. They're morons who like to deface the good character of folk like ourselves. Plain and simple. And there is no doubt you're an okay personality. These people are just rotters, out for attention. You keep giving them attention on that blog. If the whole world just learned not to rise to the bait, they'd not keep doing this shit. Then again, maybe they would. They're losers. These people are most likely just social rejects, bitter people and probably coke addicts. The Admin is a known drug addict and criminal. They're not like you and I. You've proven that. We're decent people. So, why waste any more of your damn time on them? I'm just having to accept that they are NEVER going away, whether that's what I want or not. It's not my fault people take my autism as aggression, then accuse me of being a troll, although I should learn to take a breather and not be so crazy, like when I stalked people in the past and sent them spam messages. That article will always be online because of how long it has already existed on ED. It's been archived. They're laughing at you on there as well.

Seriously, man. They're shit bags. Why waste your talent on scum like them when you could be doing something more productive? I'm not even going to bother registering on ED anymore. They just fuck up the accounts anyway, with 'kittens' and other gay nonsense. I'd like you to consider what I said as truthful facts and not think I'm berating you like them, because I really am not. 

All the best. Peter Anderson (better known as Grace Saunders).

--Mantequilla (talk) 19:52, 23 November 2013 (EST)

   
 
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What the fuck am I reading... • Mr.Jonzz 15:53, 24 November 2013 (EST)
wtf, him talking sense?? ~Oblique 17:19, 24 November 2013 (EST)

That didn't last long. Grace is back. --JuniusThaddeus 22:41, 25 November 2013 (EST)

Is peter dead?

I haven't heard from grace saunders recently. Lord Tony 13:07, 24 April 2015 (EDT)

Was just wondering where he's been, too. I don't figure he's dead though, maybe incarcerated or homeless. --Shutupman 14:28, 12 June 2015 (EDT)
He popped up on the forum in February [1]. Uberfukken 16:31, 12 June 2015 (EDT)

"Is Peter dead?"

No. :-) FruitSaladChewits (talk) 11:07, 28 October 2022 (EDT)