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''For the jailbait camwhore you were probably searching for, see [[Zoe Kimball]]''
'''''Zoe''' or sometimes '''Zoey''' may refer to:''
''For the feminazi videogame cumdumpster you were probably searching for, see [[Zoe Quinn]]''


'''Zoe Comnena'''* is a self-important psycho bitch who told some [[Professor Tim Pierce|college professor]] that vandalizing TOW is a "federal crime," in formal narc-like letters signed "Wikipedia System Administrator." Lulz ensued!
*[[Zoe Askalon]]{{jew}} - Autistic jew.
*[[Zoe Comnena]] - [[Psychopath]].
*[[Zoe Kimball]] - Jailbait camwhore.
*[[Zoe Quinn]] - Feminazi indie video game [[cumdumpster|programmer]].
*[[Zoey Zane]] - Alter ego of Emily Sander.
*[[Zoella]] - Attention whore chick on [[YouTube]]


Jumping in [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive184#Professor_allegedly_telling_students_to_vandalize_wikipedia at an early stage] to execute her will to [[troll|persecute innocent folk]], Zoe just couldn't stop upping the ante until she moved the [[lulz|action]] into [[IRL|real life]]!
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=Here is Zoe's Deleted Subpage=
Archived at [[Zoe/Pierce]]
 
=In case of TL;DR=
Basically no one gave a shit and told her to fuck off.
=Scolding Makes Naughty Zoe Wikicidal=
 
Already [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive185#User:Zoe_-_Complaint_over_administrators_recent_actions achin' for a rapin'] as far as many of her fellow [[Social networking|social-network]]-obsessed [[Wikipedo|losers]] were concerned, Zoe was forced to eat [[Pain series|bitter fruit]] in this  [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive187#Further_on_the_Professor_Tim_Pierce_situation long exchange].
 
==Zoe Told off by Jimbo==
[[Jimbo]] [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents&diff=prev&oldid=103574102 scolded] Zoe for acting like a [[Bureaucratic Fuck|fucking nutcase]].
 
==Zoe's Butthurt Wikicide==
<s>Zoe's feelings were so hurt that she was [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Zoe&oldid=104886215 driven to commit] [[wikicide]].</s>'''LOL ACCOUNT HACKED![http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard&diff=prev&oldid=226038182]'''
[[Image:Zoewikicide.jpg|thumb|left|[[Wikicide|GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD!]]]]
 
==Notes==
*As a hopeless addict of [[Bureaucratic Fuck|Wikipedian]] power, Zoe is probably back on [[Wikipedia|ToW]], perhaps as one of the mysterious administrators being given [[sysop]] rights without going through the request process.
*Zoe Comnena is almost certainly not her real name but a reflection of her [[Psychopath|imagined]] [[Attention whore|similarity]] to the ancient princess of that name.
*Zoe suffers from [[ETD|persistent argumentative state]].
*[[NIU Valentine's Day Massacre|Zoe did NIU]].
 
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{{timeline|Featured article May 22, [[2008]]|[[Stickam]]|[[Zoe]]|[[LaraLove]]}}
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