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[[Image:MC CHRIS.jpg|thumb|What a [[pretty cool guy|cool guy]]!]] | [[Image:MC CHRIS.jpg|thumb|What a [[pretty cool guy|cool guy]]!]] | ||
[[File:Mc_chris_banhammer.jpg|thumb|left|mc chris spends so much time online that he needs an IRL banhammer to pwn n00bs.]] | [[File:Mc_chris_banhammer.jpg|thumb|left|mc chris spends so much time online that he needs an IRL banhammer to pwn n00bs who don't like his god awful music.]] | ||
'''mc chris''' is a | '''mc chris''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Christopher Brendan Ward'''), born September 2, 1975, is a 41 year old [[wigger]] from Libertyville (a.k.a. [[clever|Shitertyville]]), Illinois, the town's existence time and time again being refuted by many Scholars, and has [[some argue|yet to be]] [[fact|proven]]. With his dulcet tones of a [[13 year old boy]], it has been said that listening to his music is worse than [[Dianne Thorley|being raped by over 9,000 Arabs]]. His songs consist of his claimed [[nerd]] [[street cred|roots]], like playing [[video games]] and reading [[comic books]]. His hobbies include bragging and singing about how much he loves [[weed]], bitching about how much his life sucks on [[Facebook]] and flirting with [[16 year old girls]] on [[MySpace]]. Much like his fellow butt buddy and [[nerdcore]] hip-hop artist [[YTCracker]], he is obsessed with making everything he types lowercase, including his stage name. Despite what he might make you believe, he is definitely not a fucking MC, and [[Cool|he only has this as part of his name because other nerdcore artists who are actually MCs and DJs do the exact same damn thing]]. | ||
==Albums== | ==Albums== | ||
[[Image:Iwantcandy.jpg|thumb|This went Multi-Platinum.]] | [[Image:Iwantcandy.jpg|thumb|This went Multi-Platinum.]] | ||
*Loves Me Some [[buttsecks|Sodomy]] | [[Lazy|Some of the cover art for his albums are literally his name and the title of the album written in Arial, and a logo in a middle pertaining to the latter.]] | ||
*I Want Candy Up the Ass | *''Loves Me Some [[buttsecks|Sodomy]]'' | ||
*I'm A Little Girl In Disguise | *''I Want Candy [[In the ass|Up the Ass]]'' | ||
*Butt | *''[[I wish to be the little girl|I'm A Little Girl In Disguise]]'' | ||
*Male Geek [[Orgy]] | *''Butt Fucking [[Star Wars|Boba Fett]]'' | ||
*Girl | *''Male Geek [[Orgy]]'' | ||
*''Girl You're [[asking for it|Asking For It]]'' | |||
*''MC Chris Is [[Dead]] (good riddance!)'' | |||
*''MC Chris Is Dreaming About Beating Up A [[Nigger]]'' | |||
*''MC Chris Is Going To [[Hell]]'' | |||
*''MC Chris Foreverrr ([[Lynn Ann|and ever, and ever]]) | |||
*''[[Racism|Race War]]'' | |||
*''Dungeon Master of [[Luser|Losers]]'' | |||
*''Eating's Not [[Cheating]]'' | |||
{{clear}} | {{clear}} | ||
==Fan Base== | ==Fan Base== | ||
[[Image:Mcchrisfan.jpg|thumb|[[Typical]] mc chris fan, minus the sex.]] | [[Image:Mcchrisfan.jpg|thumb|[[Typical]] mc chris fan, minus the sex.]] | ||
For some reason this [[retard]] to attract several [[fanboy]]s and [[pedophiles]] are interested in things other than little girls. Most of his [[fans]] were probably dropped on their heads [[at least 100 years]] ago | For some reason this [[retard]] managed to attract several [[fanboy]]s and [[pedophiles]] are interested in things other than little girls. Most of his [[fans]] were probably dropped on their heads [[at least 100 years]] ago and are of [[Fat|exogenous obesity]] so they are automatically inclined to like his shit. He also has a great appeal to [[basement dweller|basement dwellers]] because he raps about some of their favorite things that other artists in the genre he self-proclaims himself in have totally never done before; like [[Star Wars]], [[drug|Robotussin]] (because it's about the only "drug" they have access to), [[food]], and [[fap|fapping]]. This, unsurprisingly, makes him a [[fail|failure]]. | ||
{{clear}} | {{clear}} | ||
==Adult Swim== | ==Adult Swim== | ||
[[File:Mc_chris_hates_emos.jpg|thumb|mc chris is a known [[emo]] hater.]] | [[File:Mc_chris_hates_emos.jpg|thumb|mc chris is a known [[emo]] hater.]] | ||
MC used to work at [[Adult Swim]] but quit so he could shit out music at a more rapid rate. He is also MC [[Watersports|Pee Pants]], on ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]''. MC, also appropriately, did the voice of Hesh, a cracked-out mongoloid on ''Sealab 2021''. More recently mc chris is in talks with his former employer for an mc chris cartoon, which official sources say will consist of two separate 15 minute commercials of his [[ | MC used to work at [[Adult Swim]] but quit so he could shit out music at a more rapid rate. He is also MC [[Watersports|Pee Pants]], on ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]''. MC, also appropriately, did the voice of Hesh, a cracked-out mongoloid on ''Sealab 2021''. More recently mc chris is in talks with his former employer for an mc chris cartoon, which official sources say will consist of two separate 15 minute commercials of his [[EBay]] store which will play 3 times a night, 7 nights a week on [[Cartoon Network]]. | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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*[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] | *[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] | ||
*[[Weed]] | *[[Weed]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Wigger]] | ||
*[[Pete Wentz]] | *[[Pete Wentz]] | ||
*Jew | *[[Jew]] | ||
*[[YTCracker]] | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
{{Music}} | * {{myspace|mcchris|mc chris' Myspazz}} | ||
* [http://www.mcchris.com '''mc chris' Website'''] | |||
* [http://www.facebook.com/pages/mc-chris/25975147278?ref=ts '''mc chris' Facebook'''] | |||
{{Rap}} | |||
{{Music|title=mc chris}} | |||
[[Category:People]] | [[Category:People]] | ||
Latest revision as of 18:31, 10 June 2021
mc chris (Powerword: Christopher Brendan Ward), born September 2, 1975, is a 41 year old wigger from Libertyville (a.k.a. Shitertyville), Illinois, the town's existence time and time again being refuted by many Scholars, and has yet to be proven. With his dulcet tones of a 13 year old boy, it has been said that listening to his music is worse than being raped by over 9,000 Arabs. His songs consist of his claimed nerd roots, like playing video games and reading comic books. His hobbies include bragging and singing about how much he loves weed, bitching about how much his life sucks on Facebook and flirting with 16 year old girls on MySpace. Much like his fellow butt buddy and nerdcore hip-hop artist YTCracker, he is obsessed with making everything he types lowercase, including his stage name. Despite what he might make you believe, he is definitely not a fucking MC, and he only has this as part of his name because other nerdcore artists who are actually MCs and DJs do the exact same damn thing.
Albums
- Loves Me Some Sodomy
- I Want Candy Up the Ass
- I'm A Little Girl In Disguise
- Butt Fucking Boba Fett
- Male Geek Orgy
- Girl You're Asking For It
- MC Chris Is Dead (good riddance!)
- MC Chris Is Dreaming About Beating Up A Nigger
- MC Chris Is Going To Hell
- MC Chris Foreverrr (and ever, and ever)
- Race War
- Dungeon Master of Losers
- Eating's Not Cheating
Fan Base
For some reason this retard managed to attract several fanboys and pedophiles are interested in things other than little girls. Most of his fans were probably dropped on their heads at least 100 years ago and are of exogenous obesity so they are automatically inclined to like his shit. He also has a great appeal to basement dwellers because he raps about some of their favorite things that other artists in the genre he self-proclaims himself in have totally never done before; like Star Wars, Robotussin (because it's about the only "drug" they have access to), food, and fapping. This, unsurprisingly, makes him a failure.
Adult Swim
MC used to work at Adult Swim but quit so he could shit out music at a more rapid rate. He is also MC Pee Pants, on Aqua Teen Hunger Force. MC, also appropriately, did the voice of Hesh, a cracked-out mongoloid on Sealab 2021. More recently mc chris is in talks with his former employer for an mc chris cartoon, which official sources say will consist of two separate 15 minute commercials of his EBay store which will play 3 times a night, 7 nights a week on Cartoon Network.
See Also
External Links
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