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[[Image:MC CHRIS.jpg|thumb|What a [[pretty cool guy|cool guy]]!]]
[[File:Mc_chris_banhammer.jpg|thumb|left|mc chris spends so much time online that he needs an IRL banhammer to pwn n00bs who don't like his god awful music.]]
'''mc chris''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Christopher Brendan Ward'''), born September 2, 1975, is a 41 year old [[wigger]] from Libertyville (a.k.a. [[clever|Shitertyville]]), Illinois, the town's existence time and time again being refuted by many Scholars, and has [[some argue|yet to be]] [[fact|proven]]. With his dulcet tones of a [[13 year old boy]], it has been said that listening to his music is worse than [[Dianne Thorley|being raped by over 9,000 Arabs]]. His songs consist of his claimed [[nerd]] [[street cred|roots]], like playing [[video games]] and reading [[comic books]]. His hobbies include bragging and singing about how much he loves [[weed]], bitching about how much his life sucks on [[Facebook]] and flirting with [[16 year old girls]] on [[MySpace]]. Much like his fellow butt buddy and [[nerdcore]] hip-hop artist [[YTCracker]], he is obsessed with making everything he types lowercase, including his stage name. Despite what he might make you believe, he is definitely not a fucking MC, and [[Cool|he only has this as part of his name because other nerdcore artists who are actually MCs and DJs do the exact same damn thing]].
==Albums==
[[Image:Iwantcandy.jpg|thumb|This went Multi-Platinum.]]
[[Lazy|Some of the cover art for his albums are literally his name and the title of the album written in Arial, and a logo in a middle pertaining to the latter.]]
*''Loves Me Some [[buttsecks|Sodomy]]''
*''I Want Candy [[In the ass|Up the Ass]]''
*''[[I wish to be the little girl|I'm A Little Girl In Disguise]]''
*''Butt Fucking [[Star Wars|Boba Fett]]''
*''Male Geek [[Orgy]]''
*''Girl You're [[asking for it|Asking For It]]''
*''MC Chris Is [[Dead]] (good riddance!)''
*''MC Chris Is Dreaming About Beating Up A [[Nigger]]''
*''MC Chris Is Going To [[Hell]]''
*''MC Chris Foreverrr ([[Lynn Ann|and ever, and ever]])
*''[[Racism|Race War]]''
*''Dungeon Master of [[Luser|Losers]]''
*''Eating's Not [[Cheating]]''
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==Fan Base==
[[Image:Mcchrisfan.jpg|thumb|[[Typical]] mc chris fan, minus the sex.]]
For some reason this [[retard]] managed to attract several [[fanboy]]s and [[pedophiles]] are interested in things other than little girls. Most of his [[fans]] were probably dropped on their heads [[at least 100 years]] ago and are of [[Fat|exogenous obesity]] so they are automatically inclined to like his shit. He also has a great appeal to [[basement dweller|basement dwellers]] because he raps about some of their favorite things that other artists in the genre he self-proclaims himself in have totally never done before; like [[Star Wars]], [[drug|Robotussin]] (because it's about the only "drug" they have access to), [[food]], and [[fap|fapping]]. This, unsurprisingly, makes him a [[fail|failure]].
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==Adult Swim==
[[File:Mc_chris_hates_emos.jpg|thumb|mc chris is a known [[emo]] hater.]]
MC used to work at [[Adult Swim]] but quit so he could shit out music at a more rapid rate. He is also MC [[Watersports|Pee Pants]], on ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]''. MC, also appropriately, did the voice of Hesh, a cracked-out mongoloid on ''Sealab 2021''. More recently mc chris is in talks with his former employer for an mc chris cartoon, which official sources say will consist of two separate 15 minute commercials of his [[EBay]] store which will play 3 times a night, 7 nights a week on [[Cartoon Network]].
For some reason this retard managed to attract several fanboys and pedophiles are interested in things other than little girls. Most of his fans were probably dropped on their heads at least 100 years ago and are of exogenous obesity so they are automatically inclined to like his shit. He also has a great appeal to basement dwellers because he raps about some of their favorite things that other artists in the genre he self-proclaims himself in have totally never done before; like Star Wars, Robotussin (because it's about the only "drug" they have access to), food, and fapping. This, unsurprisingly, makes him a failure.
MC used to work at Adult Swim but quit so he could shit out music at a more rapid rate. He is also MC Pee Pants, on Aqua Teen Hunger Force. MC, also appropriately, did the voice of Hesh, a cracked-out mongoloid on Sealab 2021. More recently mc chris is in talks with his former employer for an mc chris cartoon, which official sources say will consist of two separate 15 minute commercials of his EBay store which will play 3 times a night, 7 nights a week on Cartoon Network.
