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===Proper Banning===
===Proper Banning===
No one is safe when everyone is fucking banned. On youthink.com, a [[fat]] moderator named Ebonysoul went batshit crazy and banned every member, every mod, and the owner. Had she thrown herself from a cliff afterward, she would have reached mod heaven. The ultimate goal is to go down in a blaze of "[[WTF]] just happened?"
No one is safe when everyone is fucking banned. On youthink.com, a [[fat]] moderator named [[Ebonysoul]] went batshit crazy and banned every member, every mod, and the owner. Had she thrown herself from a cliff afterward, she would have reached mod heaven. The ultimate goal is to go down in a blaze of "[[WTF]] just happened?"


===Who to Ban===
===Who to Ban===
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===Reasons to Ban===
===Reasons to Ban===
*[[Troll]]ing
*[[Troll|Trolling]]
*Off Topic
*Off Topic
*Irritating
*Irritating
*[[Retard]]ed
*[[Retard|Retarded]]
*[[Assburgers]]
*[[Assburgers]]
*Niggers
*Niggers
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*Hate Their Face
*Hate Their Face
*General Lulz
*General Lulz
*[[Autism]]
i was banned for compleatly destroying teh desu thread lul
i was banned for compleatly destroying teh desu thread lul



Latest revision as of 05:33, 2 September 2021


Ban fucking everyone is part of a series on final solutions.


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Banning fucking everyone is one of the final acts of a moderator. It is done either right before they become an hero, or just because the mod is a dickhead. Occasionally, banning fucking everyone is used to clean house, but it is always used to further the crusade for the lulz.

Obtaining and Using the Banhammer

  1. Become a board member
  2. Suck cock
  3. Get promoted to Mod
  4. Lose your mind and/or take off your sanity mask and act like the psychopath you really are
  5. Wait for a trigger; make sure it's incomprehensible to others as to why it's your trigger
  6. BAN!
  7. BAN!
  8. BAN!
  9. Quit IRL

Proper Banning

No one is safe when everyone is fucking banned. On youthink.com, a fat moderator named Ebonysoul went batshit crazy and banned every member, every mod, and the owner. Had she thrown herself from a cliff afterward, she would have reached mod heaven. The ultimate goal is to go down in a blaze of "WTF just happened?"

Who to Ban

What part of "fucking everyone" don't you get? Dumbass.

Reasons to Ban

i was banned for compleatly destroying teh desu thread lul

IRC

Banning fucking everyone is something IRC ChanOps do regularly. Sadly, Lilo wasn't able to do this before he became an hero suffered accidental death.

How to Ban Fucking Everyone

/mode #chan +b *!*@*

Examples

08:40 < kalleth> come on
08:40 < kalleth> troll me fuckers
08:40 < kalleth> troll me
08:40 <%januszeal> really
08:40 -%- mode/#ED [+b *!*@*] by januszeal
08:40 <@eppigy> kalleth: what is trolling?
08:40 <@eppigy> are you inviting me fishing?
08:40 <@eppigy> cause that sounds fun
08:40 <@Entropy> trolls live under bridges
08:40 <@Entropy> i herd
08:40 <%januszeal> eppigy : am i doin it rite?
-[ 12:01.05 ]- -( @Ribo ): good bye cruel internets
-[ 12:01.06 ]- - - - - - -[ Quit ]- -[ integrase ([email protected]) has left: (Ping timeout) ]-
-[ 12:01.15 ]- -( %januszeal ): lol Ribo
-[ 12:01.17 ]- -( %januszeal ): QUIT IRL
-[ 12:01.25 ]- -( @Ribo ): good bye cruel internets
-[ 12:01.27 ]- -( kalleth ): DIE IRL
-[ 12:01.33 ]- -( @Ribo ): you have brought nothing but shame to me
-[ 12:01.34 ]- -( +wallace ): become an hero pls
-[ 12:01.34 ]- -( @eppigy ): Ribo: calm down guy
-[ 12:01.41 ]- - - - - - -[ Mode ]- -[ @Ribo sets: +b *!*@* ]-
-[ 12:01.41 ]- -( %januszeal ): lolol

See Also

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