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Warning! This person is a Christfag with a thirst for boycock. E-mail [email protected] so she can take your virginity. |
Linesay Roberts is the wide televangelist Dick Roberts, who is the son of Oral Roberts, who rose to internets fame when it became know she is a Pedo.
Why, you might ask? Well, being a typical Christfag, she comes out with such shit as:
- "These young boys are going to be middle-aged men. They're going to pay for his life with their youth."
- "I live my life in a morally upright manner and throughout my marriage have never, ever engaged in any sexual behavior with any man outside of my marriage as the accusations imply." - In other words, she admits it.
Attention Whore
"Lindsay Roberts is the host of Make Your Day C(o)unt, an uplifting half-hour daily program aimed especially at the needs of women."
- how to use Halo 3 to lure fresh meat.
- Is 17 too old to appease Satan? What to do if your demon likes 'em younger.
External Links
- Her magazine - Contains a section titled "Let Go of the Junk" (she's still workin' on it)