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==The game's plot==
==The game's plot==
[[File:CrabNicholsonboxart.jpg|thumb|right|Crab Nicholson goes 2.0]]
[[File:CRAB NICHOLSON EXTREME.jpg|thumb|right|Crab Nicholson goes 2.0]]
[[File:Ds crab nicholson.jpg|thumb|right|Crab Nicholson: Extreme Sleepover box art.]]
The game focuses on [[You|a person]], who comes home after [[Buttsecks|having a hard day of work]]. You can explore the bedroom. Just when you are going to sleep, Crab Nicholson pops up saying “ARE YOU READY FOR THAT SLEEPOVER [[NIGGER]]? FUCK YEAH YOU ARE!” [[Kidnapping|He drags you away to his house]], where you can enter his [[basement|ultimate lair of awesomeness]], and explore parts of his house. The rest of the game is still under development.
The game focuses on [[You|a person]], who comes home after [[Buttsecks|having a hard day of work]]. You can explore the bedroom. Just when you are going to sleep, Crab Nicholson pops up saying “ARE YOU READY FOR THAT SLEEPOVER [[NIGGER]]? FUCK YEAH YOU ARE!” [[Kidnapping|He drags you away to his house]], where you can enter his [[basement|ultimate lair of awesomeness]], and explore parts of his house. The rest of the game is still under development.


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==Typical game dialogue==
==Typical game dialogue==
[[File:His Claws Are Menacing.jpg|thumb|right|His claws are menacing.]]
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==Development==
==Development==
[[File:Crabnicholson gamestop.jpg|thumb|right|200px|coming to a store near you.]]
[[File:Crab Nicholson Gamestop.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Coming to a store near you.]]
[[File:Picture_27.jpg|thumb|left|200px|FUCK YEAH]]
[[File:CNSleepovercolour.jpg|thumb|left|200px|FUCK YEAH]]
The game became quickly popular on 4chan and soon, some [[Script kiddies|teams]] actually started developing the game for PC [[buttsex|but found better things to do]]. The original command lines from the team can be found [http://crabnicholson.blogspot.com here].
The game became quickly popular on 4chan and soon, some [[Script kiddies|teams]] actually started developing the game for PC [[buttsex|but found better things to do]]. The original command lines from the team can be found [http://crabnicholson.blogspot.com here].


Latest revision as of 01:56, 13 November 2011

   
“ 		 
YOU ARE IN THE BEDROOM.
YOU SEE CRAB NICHOLSON.
HE HAS NO MITTENS.
HIS CLAWS ARE MENACING.
EXITS ARE BATHROOM, KITCHEN, LIVING ROOM, AND CRAB NICHOLSON’S ULTIMATE LAIR OF AWESOMENESS.
  		„
  		 

—Anonymous

CRAB NICHOLSON:EXTREME SLEEPOVER is a fictional video game for DS that was first heard of in /v/ around the summer of 2008.

It all started with a picture of Jack Nicholson's head Photoshopped onto the body of a crab. Shortly after being posted, many /v/irgins decided to post possible dialogue for the game. The pic apparently originates from a Mad Magazine, which I seem to have fucking lost.

The game's plot

Crab Nicholson goes 2.0
Crab Nicholson: Extreme Sleepover box art.

The game focuses on a person, who comes home after having a hard day of work. You can explore the bedroom. Just when you are going to sleep, Crab Nicholson pops up saying “ARE YOU READY FOR THAT SLEEPOVER NIGGER? FUCK YEAH YOU ARE!” He drags you away to his house, where you can enter his ultimate lair of awesomeness, and explore parts of his house. The rest of the game is still under development.

The Game

Theme song

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File:Crab Nicholson.jpg
Actual in-game screenshot

Typical game dialogue

His claws are menacing.
   
“ 		 
YOU ARE IN THE BEDROOM. YOU SEE CRAB NICHOLSON. HE HAS NO MITTENS. HIS CLAWS ARE MENACING. EXITS ARE BATHROOM, KITCHEN, LIVING ROOM, AND CRAB NICHOLSON'S ULTIMATE LAIR OF AWESOMENESS.
  		„
  		 

   
“ 		 
GO TO BATHROOM.
USE SINK.
TAKE GLASS.
USE GLASS WITH SINK.
TAKE GLASS W/ WATER.
TAKE TOOTHBRUSH.
TAKE TOOTHPASTE.
GO TO KITCHEN.
OPEN BOX
TAKE SANDWICH
USE TOOTHPASTE WITH SANDWICH.
TAKE TOOTHPASTE SANDWICH.
  		„
  		 

   
“ 		 
CRAB NICHOLSON SLICES YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF
NOW YOU CANNOT MASTURBATE
RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT?
  		„
  		 

   
“ 		 
PICKPOCKET: CRAB NICHOLSON
YOU FOUND CRABMEAT
YOU FOUND JACK DANIELS
YOU FOUND SCARLETT JOHANSSON'S CELL PHONE NUMBER
  		„
  		 

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Development

Coming to a store near you.
FUCK YEAH

The game became quickly popular on 4chan and soon, some teams actually started developing the game for PC but found better things to do. The original command lines from the team can be found here.

Jack approves.

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