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Latest revision as of 05:47, 5 February 2012
A butt plug is a device made of rubber, glass, the skulls of aborted infants, or plastic, meant to be inserted into the anus of a willing or unwilling person. The use of a butt plug will cause your ass muscles to loosen so much that you leak shit everywhere; like a retarded 7-year-old or Glenn Beck.
List of people who love butt plugs
Other uses
Besides the obvious, a butt plug can be used for many things, should you inherit one from your grandfather, consider the following:
- A butt plug is an effective weapon against bears and other wild animals
- You can paint it festive colours and display it in your yard for Christmas
- Butt plugs make great hood ornaments for your car
- You can hollow out the middle and store money or drugs inside
- Displaying it in your window on Halloween will keep the children away