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[[File:chickswithdicks.jpg|thumb|right|Schoolgirls are always surprised to see their own mammoth horse cocks]]
{{spoilers|there are no chicks with dicks, only men with tits}}
'''Dickgirl''' is a name lovingly given to women with penises (in contrast to [[cuntboy]]s, which are men with vaginas). If a dickgirl is thought to be a regular girl by an [[newfag|unsuspecting victim]], when it turns out to have a banana where their fish pocket ought to be, said dickgirl is known as a [[trap]]. When said abominations are drawn into pornography by [[basement-dwellers]] when they're not busy posting about how much they like it in the butt on [[Facebook]], it is referred to as ''Futanari''.
[[File:HERMAPHRODITE.jpg|thumb|left|An actual [[vagina|vagoo]] with a [[dick]], for when bisexual men are too greedy.]]
[[Image:chickswithdicks.jpg|thumb|Schoolgirls are always surprised to see their own mammoth horse cocks.]]


==Futanari==
'''Dickgirl''' is a name lovingly given to women with penises (in contrast to [[cuntboy]]s, which are men with vaginas). If a dickgirl is thought to be a regular girl by an [[newfag|unsuspecting victim]], when it turns out to have a banana where their fish pocket ought to be, said dickgirl is known as a [[trap]].
'''Futanari''' (''futa'' for short) is [[hentai]] with dickgirls. Plots extend to random barely-legal schoolgirls obtaining gargantuan semen cannons through curses and other various [[magic]] bullshit. However, some futa girls also happen to have a vagina in addition to the ungodly cock, which is just enough to make a straight man masturbate to it and regret it for the rest of his life. Like all other sick porn loved by fags in denial, Futanari can commonly be found on [[4chan]]'s /b/ and /d/ boards, along with [[7chan]]'s /d/, /di/, /elit/, and /fn/.


==Real-life Dickgirls==
== Futanari ==
[[File:Hot_chick_surprise.gif|thumb|right|SURPRISE, FAGGOT!]]
 
It's important to note that [[IRL]] dickgirls are not actually girls as the name suggests. Real-life dickgirls are actually men with [[breast implants]] and a very real, yet small, penises. Experts suggest the only reason hermaphrodites aren't called "Boobmen" is due to the desperate attempt by IRL dickgirl enthusiasts make it to sound [[not gay]]. Real-life dickgirls include:
'''Futanari''' (''futa'' for short) is [[hentai]] with dickgirls. Plots extend to random barely-legal schoolgirls obtaining gargantuan semen cannons through curses and other various [[magic]] bullshit. However, some futa girls also happen to have a vagina in addition to the ungodly cock, which is just enough to make a straight man masturbate to it and regret it for the rest of his life. Like all other sick porn loved by fags in denial, futanari can commonly be found on [[4chan]]'s /b/ and /d/ boards, along with [[7chan]]'s /d/, /di/, /elit/, and /fn/ boards.
*[[Barbara Schwarz]]
 
*[[Chyna]]
=== Books ===
*[[Goddess Bunny]]
 
*[[Lady Gaga]]
[[Image:Shipwreck on Futa Island by Elena Maddens.jpg|right|135px]]
*[[Line Trap]]  
 
*[[Rebecca]]
Bestselling Futa author [http://www.amazon.com/Elena-Maddens/e/B00NUXKXHE Elena Maddens]' book releases include:
*[[Trap-kun]]
 
*[[Your Mom]]
* ''Taken by the Futa Tribe''
==Gallery==
* ''Shipwreck on Futa Island''
{{cg|Best of both worlds|Dickgirl Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
* ''Welcome to the Futa Farm''
Image:HermaphroditeSex.gif|[[Virgin|It's not like you were gonna use your heterosexuality anyway]]
* ''The Futa Navy''
Image:Dickgirlsex.gif
* ''Return to the Futa Tribe''
Image:Dickgirl came.gif|[[I CAME]]
* ''The Futa Navy 2''
Image:Dickgirls.gif
* ''Rooming with the Futas''
Image:Hentai meatspin.gif|[[Meatspin|Meatspin Time!]]
* ''Taken by the Futa Outlaws''
* ''Billionaire Futa Fling''
 
== Real-life Dickgirls ==
 
{{main|Trap}}
 
[[Image:Hot_chick_surprise.gif|thumb|SURPRISE, FAGGOT!]]
 
It's important to note that [[IRL]] dickgirls are not actually girls as the name suggests. Real-life dickgirls are actually men with [[breast implants]] and very real yet small penises. Experts suggest that the only reason hermaphrodites aren't called "Boobmen" is due to the desperate attempt by IRL dickgirl enthusiasts make it to sound [[not gay]]. Real-life dickgirls include:
 
* [[Barbara Schwarz]]
* [[Chyna]]
* [[Goddess Bunny]]
* [[Lady Gaga]]
* [[Line Trap]]  
* [[Rebecca]]
* [[Trap-kun]]
* [[Caitlyn Jenner]]
* [[Your Mom]]
 
== Videos ==
 
=== Explanation ===
 
[[Image:Heterosexual attraction to traps and homosexual attraction to manginas.jpg|right|185px]]
 
{{center|
{{frame|<youtube>p-A8GvUehq4</youtube><center>'''[[TL;DW]]: aesthetically pleasing female + aesthetically pleasing<br>penis {{=}} unique sexual cues and unique sexual experience.<br>Also: faggots don't like dickgirls; they like [[Mangina|vagina-men]].'''</center>}}
}}
 
== Galleries ==
 
{{cg|Best of both worlds|DickgirlPix|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Dickgirl came.gif|[[I CAME]]
File:Dickgirls.gif
File:Hentai meatspin.gif|[[Meatspin|Meatspin Time!]]
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File:Futa pool.jpg
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Image:Futa anatomy.jpg|Nerds believe that this is some weird-ass shit
File:Frankie futanari.jpg
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File:Say Aaaah.jpeg
Image:Frankie futanari.jpg
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File:Dickgirljerkingoff.JPG
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</gallery>}}
File:Clit dick.jpg|[[Not to be confused with]] clit dick; ladies, please cut off your clit dick if you afflicted with said aesthetic issue.
</gallery>
|more_images=[https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/?tags%3Dfutanari 55,500 more images]
}}<br>


 
{{cg|Proof that all the [[ponyfags]] are [[sick fucks|dickgirl fans]]|DickLOL|center|<gallery>
 
{{cg|Proof that all the [[ponyfags]] are [[sick fucks|dickgirls]]|Dicklol|center|
<gallery>
File:walterratleymlpfuta.png|[[Tartlets]] love [[My Little Pony]] futa
File:walterratleymlpfuta.png|[[Tartlets]] love [[My Little Pony]] futa
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File:Theshadling my-little-pony.jpg
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File:Mlp_meatspin.gif
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File:Hoof Beat (Muffins) 1.png
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Image:Hoof Beat (Muffins) 1.png
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</gallery>
</gallery>}}
|more_images=[https://derpiboo.ru/tags/futa 13,800 more images]
==Explanation==
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<center><youtube>p-A8GvUehq4</youtube></center>
 
== See Also ==


==See Also==
{{shock}}
{{shock}}
*[[Bridget]]
 
*[[My Sister is a Dickgirl]]
* [[Hentai]]
*[[Pegging]]
* [[Bridget]]
*[http://dwstudios.bloobunni.com/Pokemon_herm_world_part_one_ASH.htm Pokémon dickgirl fanfic]
* [[Hir]]
*[[Shitting dick nipples]]
* [[My Sister is a Dickgirl]]
*[[Transvestite]]
* [[Pegging]]
*[[Trap]]
* [[Shitting dick nipples]]
* [[Transvestite]]
* [[Trap]]
* [[User:Gray]]
 
== External Links ==
 
* [http://dwstudios.bloobunni.com/Pokemon_herm_world_part_one_ASH.htm Pokémon dickgirl fanfic]
* [[Wikipedia:Portal:Pornography/Featured picture/73|featured futanari image]] at [[Wikipedia]]'s Pornography Portal &ndash; this is yet another piece of evidence that [[Jimbo Wales]] is a [[sick fuck]]. Note: [[Commons:Wikimedia:File:Futanari.svg|Wikipedos vectored this pic]] (see [[Wikipedia porn]]).




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Latest revision as of 13:41, 23 December 2021

This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT there are no chicks with dicks, only men with tits!!!1
An actual vagoo with a dick, for when bisexual men are too greedy.
Schoolgirls are always surprised to see their own mammoth horse cocks.

Dickgirl is a name lovingly given to women with penises (in contrast to cuntboys, which are men with vaginas). If a dickgirl is thought to be a regular girl by an unsuspecting victim, when it turns out to have a banana where their fish pocket ought to be, said dickgirl is known as a trap.

Futanari

Futanari (futa for short) is hentai with dickgirls. Plots extend to random barely-legal schoolgirls obtaining gargantuan semen cannons through curses and other various magic bullshit. However, some futa girls also happen to have a vagina in addition to the ungodly cock, which is just enough to make a straight man masturbate to it and regret it for the rest of his life. Like all other sick porn loved by fags in denial, futanari can commonly be found on 4chan's /b/ and /d/ boards, along with 7chan's /d/, /di/, /elit/, and /fn/ boards.

Books

Bestselling Futa author Elena Maddens' book releases include:

  • Taken by the Futa Tribe
  • Shipwreck on Futa Island
  • Welcome to the Futa Farm
  • The Futa Navy
  • Return to the Futa Tribe
  • The Futa Navy 2
  • Rooming with the Futas
  • Taken by the Futa Outlaws
  • Billionaire Futa Fling

Real-life Dickgirls

Moar info: Trap.

SURPRISE, FAGGOT!

It's important to note that IRL dickgirls are not actually girls as the name suggests. Real-life dickgirls are actually men with breast implants and very real yet small penises. Experts suggest that the only reason hermaphrodites aren't called "Boobmen" is due to the desperate attempt by IRL dickgirl enthusiasts make it to sound not gay. Real-life dickgirls include:

Videos

Explanation

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TL;DW: aesthetically pleasing female + aesthetically pleasing
penis = unique sexual cues and unique sexual experience.
Also: faggots don't like dickgirls; they like vagina-men.

Galleries

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  • Not to be confused with clit dick; ladies, please cut off your clit dick if you afflicted with said aesthetic issue.
    Not to be confused with clit dick; ladies, please cut off your clit dick if you afflicted with said aesthetic issue.
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