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{{spoilers|there are no chicks with dicks, only men with tits}}
{{spoilers|there are no chicks with dicks, only men with tits}}
 
[[File:HERMAPHRODITE.jpg|thumb|left|An actual [[vagina|vagoo]] with a [[dick]], for when bisexual men are too greedy.]]
[[Image:chickswithdicks.jpg|thumb|Schoolgirls are always surprised to see their own mammoth horse cocks.]]
[[Image:chickswithdicks.jpg|thumb|Schoolgirls are always surprised to see their own mammoth horse cocks.]]


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== Futanari ==
== Futanari ==


'''Futanari''' (''futa'' for short) is [[hentai]] with dickgirls. Plots extend to random barely-legal schoolgirls obtaining gargantuan semen cannons through curses and other various [[magic]] bullshit. However, some futa girls also happen to have a vagina in addition to the ungodly cock, which is just enough to make a straight man masturbate to it and regret it for the rest of his life. Like all other sick porn loved by fags in denial, Futanari can commonly be found on [[4chan]]'s /b/ and /d/ boards, along with [[7chan]]'s /d/, /di/, /elit/, and /fn/.
'''Futanari''' (''futa'' for short) is [[hentai]] with dickgirls. Plots extend to random barely-legal schoolgirls obtaining gargantuan semen cannons through curses and other various [[magic]] bullshit. However, some futa girls also happen to have a vagina in addition to the ungodly cock, which is just enough to make a straight man masturbate to it and regret it for the rest of his life. Like all other sick porn loved by fags in denial, futanari can commonly be found on [[4chan]]'s /b/ and /d/ boards, along with [[7chan]]'s /d/, /di/, /elit/, and /fn/ boards.


=== Books ===
=== Books ===
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== Real-life Dickgirls ==
== Real-life Dickgirls ==
{{main|Trap}}


[[Image:Hot_chick_surprise.gif|thumb|SURPRISE, FAGGOT!]]
[[Image:Hot_chick_surprise.gif|thumb|SURPRISE, FAGGOT!]]


It's important to note that [[IRL]] dickgirls are not actually girls as the name suggests. Real-life dickgirls are actually men with [[breast implants]] and a very real, yet small, penises. Experts suggest the only reason hermaphrodites aren't called "Boobmen" is due to the desperate attempt by IRL dickgirl enthusiasts make it to sound [[not gay]]. Real-life dickgirls include:
It's important to note that [[IRL]] dickgirls are not actually girls as the name suggests. Real-life dickgirls are actually men with [[breast implants]] and very real yet small penises. Experts suggest that the only reason hermaphrodites aren't called "Boobmen" is due to the desperate attempt by IRL dickgirl enthusiasts make it to sound [[not gay]]. Real-life dickgirls include:


* [[Barbara Schwarz]]
* [[Barbara Schwarz]]
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* [[Your Mom]]
* [[Your Mom]]


== Vidoes ==
== Videos ==


=== Explanation ===
=== Explanation ===
[[Image:Heterosexual attraction to traps and homosexual attraction to manginas.jpg|right|185px]]


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{{cg|Best of both worlds|DickgirlPix|center|<gallery perrow="5">
{{cg|Best of both worlds|DickgirlPix|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:HermaphroditeSex.gif|[[Virgin|It's not like you were gonna use your heterosexuality anyway]]
File:Dickgirlsex.gif
File:Dickgirl came.gif|[[I CAME]]
File:Dickgirl came.gif|[[I CAME]]
File:Dickgirls.gif
File:Dickgirls.gif
File:Hentai meatspin.gif|[[Meatspin|Meatspin Time!]]
File:Hentai meatspin.gif|[[Meatspin|Meatspin Time!]]
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Futa anatomy.jpg|Nerds believe that this is some weird-ass shit
File:Futa anatomy.jpg|Nerds believe that this is some weird-ass shit
File:Futa pool.jpg
File:Futa pool.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Frankie futanari.jpg
File:Frankie futanari.jpg
File:Say Aaaah.jpeg
File:Say Aaaah.jpeg
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File:Mia Isabella's big secret collection.jpg
File:Mia Isabella's big secret collection.jpg
File:Mario Princess futanari.jpeg
File:Mario Princess futanari.jpeg
File:Dickgirl_-_Mariah.jpg|Mariah Carey's long shlong.
File:Clit dick.jpg|[[Not to be confused with]] clit dick; ladies, please cut off your clit dick if you afflicted with said aesthetic issue.
</gallery>}}
</gallery>
{{center|[https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/?tags%3Dfutanari more images]}}
|more_images=[https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/?tags%3Dfutanari 55,500 more images]
}}<br>


{{cg|Proof that all the [[ponyfags]] are [[sick fucks|dickgirl fans]]|DickLOL|center|<gallery>
{{cg|Proof that all the [[ponyfags]] are [[sick fucks|dickgirl fans]]|DickLOL|center|<gallery>
File:walterratleymlpfuta.png|[[Tartlets]] love [[My Little Pony]] futa
File:walterratleymlpfuta.png|[[Tartlets]] love [[My Little Pony]] futa
File:Theshadling my-little-pony.jpg
File:Theshadling my-little-pony.jpg
File:MLP_-_Oh_Gawd_WTF.jpg
File:Mlp_meatspin.gif
File:Mlp_meatspin.gif
File:Hoof Beat (Muffins) 1.png
</gallery>|<gallery>
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Hoof Beat (Muffins) 1.png
File:Hoof Beat (Muffins) 2.png
File:Hoof Beat (Muffins) 2.png
File:Hoof Beat (Muffins) 3.png
File:Hoof Beat (Muffins) 3.png
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File:Hoof Beat (Muffins) 9.png
File:Hoof Beat (Muffins) 9.png
File:Hoof Beat (Muffins) 10.png
File:Hoof Beat (Muffins) 10.png
</gallery>}}
</gallery>
{{center|[https://derpiboo.ru/tags/futa more images]}}
|more_images=[https://derpiboo.ru/tags/futa 13,800 more images]
}}


== See Also ==
== See Also ==
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* [[Transvestite]]
* [[Transvestite]]
* [[Trap]]
* [[Trap]]
* [[User:Gray|Gray]]
* [[User:Gray]]


== External Links ==
== External Links ==


* [http://dwstudios.bloobunni.com/Pokemon_herm_world_part_one_ASH.htm Pokémon dickgirl fanfic]
* [http://dwstudios.bloobunni.com/Pokemon_herm_world_part_one_ASH.htm Pokémon dickgirl fanfic]
* [[Wikipedia:Portal:Pornography/Featured picture/73|featured futanari image]] at [[Wikipedia]]'s Pornography Portal &ndash; this is yet another piece of evidence that [[Jimbo Wales]] is a [[sick fuck]]. Note: [[Commons:Wikimedia:File:Futanari.svg|Wikipedos vectored this pic]] (see [[Wikipedia porn]]).




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{{Faggotry}}
{{Sex}}
{{Sex}}
[[Category:Penis]]

Latest revision as of 13:41, 23 December 2021

This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT there are no chicks with dicks, only men with tits!!!1
An actual vagoo with a dick, for when bisexual men are too greedy.
Schoolgirls are always surprised to see their own mammoth horse cocks.

Dickgirl is a name lovingly given to women with penises (in contrast to cuntboys, which are men with vaginas). If a dickgirl is thought to be a regular girl by an unsuspecting victim, when it turns out to have a banana where their fish pocket ought to be, said dickgirl is known as a trap.

Futanari

Futanari (futa for short) is hentai with dickgirls. Plots extend to random barely-legal schoolgirls obtaining gargantuan semen cannons through curses and other various magic bullshit. However, some futa girls also happen to have a vagina in addition to the ungodly cock, which is just enough to make a straight man masturbate to it and regret it for the rest of his life. Like all other sick porn loved by fags in denial, futanari can commonly be found on 4chan's /b/ and /d/ boards, along with 7chan's /d/, /di/, /elit/, and /fn/ boards.

Books

Bestselling Futa author Elena Maddens' book releases include:

  • Taken by the Futa Tribe
  • Shipwreck on Futa Island
  • Welcome to the Futa Farm
  • The Futa Navy
  • Return to the Futa Tribe
  • The Futa Navy 2
  • Rooming with the Futas
  • Taken by the Futa Outlaws
  • Billionaire Futa Fling

Real-life Dickgirls

Moar info: Trap.

SURPRISE, FAGGOT!

It's important to note that IRL dickgirls are not actually girls as the name suggests. Real-life dickgirls are actually men with breast implants and very real yet small penises. Experts suggest that the only reason hermaphrodites aren't called "Boobmen" is due to the desperate attempt by IRL dickgirl enthusiasts make it to sound not gay. Real-life dickgirls include:

Videos

Explanation

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TL;DW: aesthetically pleasing female + aesthetically pleasing
penis = unique sexual cues and unique sexual experience.
Also: faggots don't like dickgirls; they like vagina-men.

Galleries

Best of both worlds About missing Pics
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  • Not to be confused with clit dick; ladies, please cut off your clit dick if you afflicted with said aesthetic issue.
    Not to be confused with clit dick; ladies, please cut off your clit dick if you afflicted with said aesthetic issue.
55,500 more images


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13,800 more images

See Also

External Links


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